Dear Professor McGonagall,

I don't give a damn if your school accepts me or not. As far as I'm concerned you and you kind can all go to hell. I am not a wizard, and even if I was I would never wish to learn an abomination such as magic. I am a faithful catholic, and I will never give up my faith to study the arts of Satan.

Sincerely,

Harry Potter.

(AN)

I apologize for the obvious religious overtures in this letter, I am not Catholic, nor am I British, however I wanted to use something both common in the world, and uncommon where I am, so I chose Catholicism. I am in no way biased against Catholics, nor did I select Catholicism for any sinister purpose.