You roll your eyes and do so when suddenly you become the blond boy...well...the only boy...eh...
[] Spider dude, connect to creepy chick ...You've already done that...and you resent that remark. You both decide to get this done quickly, both working as servers for the other.
[] What about the lab rep?
He was here a while ago, and took the anti venom. We're both rather limited on our time, so time to get to gettin'! Lucky for you, you have a mobile computing device. So, as you work on putting things near each other in her house...well, apartment...rather large apartment...she calls it a house but whatever...anyways, while you do that you can also run around and get stuff done. Apparently the whole notion of putting things out near each other went over her head...
[] Are we gunna sync up yet?
May as well...everyone! Pay attention!
[] Cruxite! Now!
The 3 humans do so all at about the same time when suddenly you are a different and unknown boy who apparently is surfing...
[] OH YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME! WHO THE HELL?!
The sudden yelling almost makes you loose footing...meaning you didn't flinch at all. You're much too smooth to let something stupid like random screams make you fall. Speaking of things, what is your name...?
[] Surfer_Prick Insults won't dull down just how cool you are...nor will it make you slip, trip, stumble, or fall. Now, while on this island very little is taken seriously, can we please have a decent name?
[] Adric_Allen There we go. Your name is Adric, and you have a very VERY heavy accent. In fact, few people off the island can understand it...unless of course they listen to reggae music. Your house has a beach and a spring near it, so you're almost never at your house. You don't have time for video games, however today you're making an exception. You have on good authority you have to play this game, so you take off from the beach early. And by that, of course, you mean you jump from the board to a pillar which was recently placed here. As you jump you captcha the board and you're zapped away to your house once you land. That teleportation panel platform thing does come in handy doesn't it? It automatically dries you as it zaps you away. You land in the middle of your room and look around. Ah, there's the computer game. Your bro musta put it in already so it'd be loadin while you were chillin...
[] What is...that...
Oh no! Moony! You're pet mongoose is dead and...why is Lizzy a giant floaty ghost thing...Lizzy is a Jamaican Giant Anole...hey, while we're on incredibly weird things...what are all these things in the room...? Your once slightly clean room is now clustered with 3 incredibly large machines...oh, your pesterchum is pestering...
[] Answer chum ==
Well you may as well...
-span style="color: #000000;"span style="font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;"span style="font-size: small;"terminallyCapricious began trolling reggaeHotshot-/span/span/span
span style="color: #000000;"span style="font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;"span style="font-size: small;"[TC] what is up/span/span/span
span style="color: #000000;"span style="font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;"span style="font-size: small;"[TC] MY BEST MOTHERFUCKING RASTA GENIUS/span/span/span
span style="color: #000000;"span style="font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;"span style="font-size: small;"[TC] or should i say/span/span/span
span style="color: #000000;"span style="font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;"span style="font-size: small;"[TC] WHY PREE? (O:/span/span/span
span style="color: #000000;"span style="font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;"span style="font-size: small;"[RH] ya learnin faas faas!/span/span/span
span style="color: #000000;"span style="font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;"span style="font-size: small;"[RH] I'm tryinna figha out what all dis chit is/span/span/span
span style="color: #000000;"span style="font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;"span style="font-size: small;"[TC] im guessing you mean all the things that go along/span/span/span
span style="color: #000000;"span style="font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;"span style="font-size: small;"[TC] WITH THE MOTHERFUCKING GAME/span/span/span
span style="color: #000000;"span style="font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;"span style="font-size: small;"[RH] oh, is dat wah it is? So dis weird yellow wobbly ding mus be the totem den?/span/span/span
span style="color: #000000;"span style="font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;"span style="font-size: small;"[TC] spot fucking on :o)/span/span/span
span style="color: #000000;"span style="font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;"span style="font-size: small;"[RH] sweeh!/span/span/span
span style="color: #000000;"span style="font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;"span style="font-size: small;"[TC] YOU MIGHT WANT TO CHECK/span/span/span
span style="color: #000000;"span style="font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;"span style="font-size: small;"[TC] your motherfucking clock, bro/span/span/span
span style="color: #000000;"span style="font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;"span style="font-size: small;"[RH] my...di ting on dah...eh...cruxtruder?/span/span/span
span style="color: #000000;"span style="font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;"span style="font-size: small;"[TC] EXACTLY/span/span/span
span style="color: #000000;"span style="font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;"span style="font-size: small;"[RH] oh, it say bout 30 minute/span/span/span
span style="color: #000000;"span style="font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;"span style="font-size: small;"[TC] you better hurry up, bro.../span/span/span
span style="color: #000000;"span style="font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;"span style="font-size: small;"[TC] YOU SAID THE TOTEM WAS ALREADY MOTHERFUCKING MADE/span/span/span
span style="color: #000000;"span style="font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;"span style="font-size: small;"[TC] right?/span/span/span
span style="color: #000000;"span style="font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;"span style="font-size: small;"[RH] yeah, di ting is on my bed. Bro musta wen ahead n made it so I din hafta/span/span/span
span style="color: #000000;"span style="font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;"span style="font-size: small;"[TC] AND YOUR SPRITE IS PROTOTYPED/span/span/span
span style="color: #000000;"span style="font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;"span style="font-size: small;"[RH] I believe dats wah my lizard became/span/span/span
span style="color: #000000;"span style="font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;"span style="font-size: small;"[TC] good, the rest is very/span/span/span
span style="color: #000000;"span style="font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;"span style="font-size: small;"[TC] MOTHERFUCKING SIMPLE/span/span/span
span style="color: #000000;"span style="font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;"span style="font-size: small;"[TC] you have a thing out with a big flat area, right?/span/span/span
span style="color: #000000;"span style="font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;"span style="font-size: small;"[RH] yah/span/span/span
span style="color: #000000;"span style="font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;"span style="font-size: small;"[TC] THERE SHOULD BE A SMALLER PANEL ON IT/span/span/span
span style="color: #000000;"span style="font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;"span style="font-size: small;"[TC] put the totem there/span/span/span
span style="color: #000000;"span style="font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;"span style="font-size: small;"[TC] AND MOTHERFUCKING WAIT/span/span/span
span style="color: #000000;"span style="font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;"span style="font-size: small;"[TC] it'll make a thing.../span/span/span
span style="color: #000000;"span style="font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;"span style="font-size: small;"[TC] ANYTHING REALLY/span/span/span
span style="color: #000000;"span style="font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;"span style="font-size: small;"[TC] and whatever it is you do whatever makes sense with it/span/span/span
span style="color: #000000;"span style="font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;"span style="font-size: small;"[RH] den i'll be in dah game?/span/span/span
span style="color: #000000;"span style="font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;"span style="font-size: small;"[TC] EXACTLY/span/span/span
span style="color: #000000;"span style="font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;"span style="font-size: small;"[TC] you and your entire hive :o)/span/span/span
span style="color: #000000;"span style="font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;"span style="font-size: small;"[TC] GOOD MOTHERFUCKING LUCK/span/span/span
span style="color: #000000;"span style="font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;"span style="font-size: small;"[RH] you be deh deh too?/span/span/span
span style="color: #000000;"span style="font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;"span style="font-size: small;"[TC] maybe we'll meet up/span/span/span
span style="color: #000000;"span style="font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;"span style="font-size: small;"[TC] MAYBE NOT/span/span/span
span style="color: #000000;"span style="font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;"span style="font-size: small;"[TC] depends how you play the game/span/span/span
span style="color: #000000;"span style="font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;"span style="font-size: small;"[RH] anah den we party slap weh! See ya den my bes juggalo bro!/span/span/span
span style="color: #000000;"span style="font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;"span style="font-size: small;"[TC] HURRY BEFORE YOUR TIME RUNS OUT /span/span/span
span style="color: #000000;"span style="font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;"span style="font-size: small;"[TC] see you when you get here :o)/span/span/span
span style="color: #000000;"span style="font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;"span style="font-size: small;"-terminallyCapricious ceased trolling reggaeHotshot-/span/span/span
span style="color: #000000;"span style="font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;"span style="font-size: small;"[] NOW can we sync up?/span/span/span
span style="color: #000000;"span style="font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;"span style="font-size: small;"Sure, just start after the totem making.../span/span/span
span style="color: #000000;"span style="font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;"span style="font-size: small;"[] GO MAKE YOUR ARTIFACTS EVERYONE! == ==!/span/span/span
span style="color: #000000;"span style="font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;"span style="font-size: small;"Let's start with Grace.../span/span/span
span style="color: #000000;"span style="font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;"span style="font-size: small;"[] Grace, examine what you've made.../span/span/span
span style="color: #000000;"span style="font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;"span style="font-size: small;"You would but...you're to busy staring at the giant flaming rock flying right at your house.../span/span/span
span style="color: #000000;"span style="font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;"span style="font-size: small;"[] GRACE GOD DAMN IT PICK UP THE BOTTLE! ==! ==! ==!/span/span/span
span style="color: #000000;"span style="font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;"span style="font-size: small;"Bottle? You look over and...OH BOY, RAMUNE! It takes you about 2 seconds to have it opened and about 2 minutes to drain it, which is about 5 seconds less time then was on your clock.../span/span/span
span style="color: #000000;"span style="font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;"span style="font-size: small;"[] Jenny, your turn/span/span/span
span style="color: #000000;"span style="font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;"span style="font-size: small;"You have already picked up the small piece of black candy and wondered "Is this it? Is this really what's suppose to save me from death?" Given the current situation you suppose the redeeming factor is it's shaped like a dark chocolate tombstone...which is a cruel and ironic reminder of what may soon be ahead/span/span/span
span style="color: #000000;"span style="font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;"span style="font-size: small;"[] Jenny, take a bite of the tomb stone ==/span/span/span
span style="color: #000000;"span style="font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;"span style="font-size: small;"You do so, figuring it can't possibly hurt anything...and just after the bite there's a huge blinding flash/span/span/span
span style="color: #000000;"span style="font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;"span style="font-size: small;"[] Aaron, you're up.../span/span/span
span style="color: #000000;"span style="font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;"span style="font-size: small;"Really...it's a giant green apple...oh, how original...well...it could be worse.../span/span/span
span style="color: #000000;"span style="font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;"span style="font-size: small;"[] Just eat it ==/span/span/span
span style="color: #000000;"span style="font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;"span style="font-size: small;"Fine...You do so, already having put all of your lovely /creepy/ spiders and scorpions into cards. Your house vanishes in a giant...fountain? Ok, that's slightly more original.../span/span/span
span style="color: #000000;"span style="font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;"span style="font-size: small;"[] Last up, let's see our new rasta friend/span/span/span
span style="color: #000000;"span style="font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;"span style="font-size: small;"Oh boy! It looks like a plantain cookie! You've already picked it up and started eating. What can you say...surfing makes you hungry.../span/span/span
span style="color: #000000;"span style="font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;"span style="font-size: small;"[] O...k...Well that was easier then the last 3.../span/span/span
span style="color: #000000;"span style="font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;"span style="font-size: small;"The sudden burst of light...and then comes the dark.../span/span/span
span style="color: #000000;"span style="font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;"span style="font-size: small;"-End Act 1-/span/span/span/pre
