My alarm goes off and I blindly grope around for it until I grab something soft and squishy. I open my eyes and see that I've grabbed Centorea's boob.

"Good morning, Master." She says.

"Whoa, sorry there, Cerea!" I say, releasing it. "But why are you here? This is something Miia would do to Kim."

She doesn't answer. Later, Kim's washing the breakfast dishes and Rachnera compliments him. Miia gets mad that Rachnera called him honey and Rachnera retorts that maybe she should call him darling. Okay, that was kinda funny. Miia lunges at Rachnera, who easily webs her up. She's also pretty pissed at how Rachnera's won over Papi, Suu and Mero.

Centorea says she has no objections to rachnera living here, much to Miia's shock. I do notice, however, she's staying pretty close to Kimihito and me. She pulls away when she realizes her boob is crushing my face against the wall and offers to let me ride her.

This is pretty strange of Cerea to be so assertive and I tell her so. She replies by saying that accompanying me (and Kimihito, to a lesser extent) at all times is her duty. Kim goes into the bathroom and Centorea lectures Miia about not judging by appearances, especially with non-humans.

Later that night, I'm at my computer when Centorea suddenly bashes the door down with Kim on her back. Before I can say anything, she grabs me, throws me on, leaps the window and gallops off. We move through town while Kim tries to get Cerea to stop.

Centorea instead comments on how people are staring at her because she's different, but Kim and I can tell they're really staring at her bouncing jugs. Cerea comments more on stares and something about judging Rachnera. She finally stops and lets us off, saying she's not worthy of representing the centaur race.

Before Kim or I can say anything, the jerkhole couple show up with a gang and start hurling slurs at Cerea. My brother and I are getting pretty steamed, but Cerea stops us. But then she gets mad when the gang implies she needs both of us to saisfy her and she draws her sword. The leader guy smugly points out she can't hurt humans and two of guys grab Kim and me. Two others grab Cerea and the leader states plans to molest Centorea's chest.

All right, that is it. I've seriously wanted to crush this jerk's head for what he's said about Cerea but what he plans to do is just unforgivable. I may seriously get my ass kicked but Cerea is more than worth it.

Before I can do anything, the guy and his gang are suddenly all wrapped up in webbing. Rachnera appears and scares the everloving shit out of the guy. Cerea thanks her and Rachnera webs up Kim, saying she's the only one allowed to torment him. Yeesh. Centorea whacks her on the head and pulls Kim away. She then says that she's thankful but she still hates Rachnera, as well as even though Kim isn't her master he is my brother and not her plaything.

Rachnera laughs and says she's glad Cerea spoke her mind and that she doesn't mind if Centorea doesn't like her. As we head home, Centorea tells Rachnera that she must repay her. Rachnera takes her up on that by webbing her up.

I have really got to find a way to make this all up for her…

A couple of days later, Kim and I both have colds. The girls are all shocked, to say the least. Smith suddenly burst in, seals us both in Kim's room, and has the whole house decontaminated, out of fear of a pandemic. Cerea asks what'll be done for us and Smith says she'll take care of us. I think I'd rather risk a pandemic.

She even flat out says she's doing this in spite of all the work she has. Even the girls can tell she's just doing this as an excuse to skip work. Ten minutes later, Smith's out like a light. Thanks a lot, agent lady. Downstairs, the girls discuss what to do about us. They talk for a long time. After a while, Suu comes into Kim's room, sounding like Cerea for some reason.

Cerea then explains through Suu that the girls are going to take care us via Suu, as she can't get infected. Suu comes up and touches foreheads with me. It feels nice and cool but then she envelops my whole face. I pull out and Suu starts talking in Mero's voice. She explains how mermaids cure them themselves with pools filled with medicinal herbs. Then she puts me in a freezing wading pool. Did I ever mention I hate the cold? O h and apparently, I have to stay here for a week.

"This won't cure me, this'll kill me!" I yell.

Suu then shifts to Miia, who made white porridge for Kim. Oh, and she made it with a bunch of different white ingredients. Sounds deliciously poisonous. Kim's extremely reluctant, only to discover Suu already ate it. Attagirl, Suuzie. You saved my brother's life.

Then Suu goes to Papi, who told Suu to sleep with Kim with wings wrapped around him. Suu morphs into some extremely terrifying winged abomination. Then Suu wraps us up with her body and then rubs her breasts on us. It's too much and we both pass out.

Oh yeah, did I mention how we got sick? It was rainy and Suu had run off. We both knew the rain could seriously hurt her, so we went out looking for her. We found her hiding in an alleyway and gave her our umbrella to use for the way home.

When I wake up, it's night time and I'm drinking water-from Suu's breast. And so is Kim. We both pull away and realize how much better we feel.

"Thanks, Suu." I say, petting her head.

All the girls rush into Kim's room. They ask if we're okay and Kim says yeah, thanks to Suu. They're all shocked.

"No. You got sick because of me. I'm sorry. But I'm okay now. After all, I love my master." Suu says.

We're all dumbfounded, none of us knowing how Suu learned to talk like that. Miia gets mad at the thought of another rival, but Suu's apparently forgotten what she said.

Smith comes in and it turns out she has a cold now.