"Have you ever watched fighting before?" JJ asked as he flipped channels, trying to find the Sports channel.
"Not on a screen before, but in actual reality, I've been in fights." Hiei was a bit bored and a little uncomfortable being in a clean room. It kind of reminded him of Kurama's room, except there was no... whatever it was that JJ was fiddling with and it wasn't as dark.
"Well, you'll see people fight!" JJ said. Hiei's eye twitched.
"I didn't really think humans liked to see their own kind fight," he thought. Soon, JJ finally found the right channel and turned the volume up a bit.
"Can you hear that crowd? It seems like they wanna watch these two fight now!" a man said in a microphone.
"I know! Especially since Okawii got into a small tussle before the match even started!" the other man said.
"They're just as annoying as Koto and Juri," Hiei thought bitterly. When a man wearing a suit announced the two fighters, they were brawling. One guy got a cut right above his eye.
"Ouch! Have you ever bled like that?" JJ asked.
"That's merely a cut. I've been in more pain than that. Just look at my arm," Hiei said, holding up his bandaged right arm.
"Wicked," JJ commented.
"He's really creeping me out now," Hiei thought.
In the kitchen...
"OK, dinner should be done... in a few minutes," Yazmin said. She had changed her clothes, quietly so she didn't disturb her brother and her boyfriend- I mean protector, into a tube top and jean shorts.
"Great. Now I love the guy and he's supposed to just protect me. How stupid am I?!" She smacked her forehead. Even her short hair was up in a ponytail, so hair wouldn't get into the noodles. The phone rang. She quickly grabbed it and answered.
"Yamamoto Residence. Yazzy-Yaz speaking."
"Yazmin? It's me!" She squealed in delight.
"Hi Dad! Why didn't you tell me that you were leaving? I would've made sure JJ took his pills," she said.
"My boss called and said I had to come straight to the office. So I left, thinking it would take about twenty minutes. She said I had to go to Paris with them and to see if I was going to keep my job."
"And you trusted JJ with the house 'til I got home?" Yazmin asked.
"... He's on house arrest! I couldn't find no one to babysit him!" her dad insisted.
"I believe you. I'm a believer! So when do you expect to come back?" she asked.
"Uhh... Didn't JJ tell you?"
"I don't trust him," Yazmin said.
"Well, neither do I, so I don't blame you. I'm supposed to be back by Tuesday, Wednesday tops," he said.
"OK, well it's good to hear you again," she said.
"Yeah, and 'Yazzy-Yaz'?"
"What?"
"Make sure that your brother doesn't burn down the house when I'm gone." She laughed.
"I'll make sure," she told him.
"Good. Ahh shit."
"She's comin' for ya, Daddio!" Yazmin said in a scary voice before giggling.
"And she is. I gotta go. Call you later, 'kay?"
"Yeah! Love ya."
"Love ya too." And then they both hung up.
"Well, that was a touching conversation." Yazmin growled and turned.
"You better be runnin', boy!" she said, chasing after her brother, who was laughing.
"But sis, it touched me right here," JJ said, pointing to his heart.
"Where? You have no heart," she stated bluntly.
"Ouch." He ran into his room and pushed the fire demon out.
"You better stay in there too!" she yelled angrily at her older brother, who was still laughing.
"What happened?" Hiei asked, not really caring.
"That bastard never can hold back his curiousness and always listens to my phone conversations," she said.
"And I'll never stop!" JJ said.
"That's it. I'm getting the key." Yazmin walked into a bedroom and Hiei followed.
"What key?" he asked.
"The key to his room," she answered, opening a drawer and grabbing a key.
"He has a lock on his door?" Hiei asked.
"Yeah, my dad and I have locks on our doors too," she said, putting the key into a slot and turning it. She ran in and slammed the door. Hiei slowly walked away from the door, hearing shouts coming form the siblings.
"UNCLE!! UNCLE!!" he heard JJ shout.
"Not good enough!" she yelled.
"Dinner!" Hiei yelled. Soon, Yazmin ran out and ran into Hiei. This time, she was on top of him, making him both confused and... All right, he loved it.
"Aww!! I knew you were dating!" JJ said in a sappy voice. Yazmin got off of Hiei and ran back to her brother. He slammed the door shut and Yazmin had left the key in his room.
"I will kill you when you come out," she said.
"If I come out," JJ corrected her.
"Fine, no noodles for you," she said. She walked down the stairs and remembered something,
"Where's- Hiei? I'm right here," he answered. He was waching the pot of noodles while Yazmin and JJ fought.
"Great..." She walked over to the pot and started serving a plate.
"You like noodles?" she asked.
"Never tried it," Hiei said.
"Well, try it and see if you like it," Yazmin told him. "I hear you JJ!!" she added.
"Dammit..." She handed him a plate with noodles.
"Take it and eat it," she said bluntly.
"I will..." He sat on the ground and started eating.
"Quit acting like a dog!" Yazmin said disgustedly.
"I'm not! This is me acting like a dog!" He started barking and he got kicked in the buttocks by Yazmin and Hiei.
"Ow! My ass! You bastards!" JJ yelled before slurping up the rest of his noodles. Hiei was done with his too. Only Yazmin was left and she ran after her brother, who was running for his life.
"Leave me alone! Abuser!" JJ shouted at her.
"I told you I was gonna kill you!" she said. Hiei was sitting at the table in the kitchen, listening to the two fighting siblings fight.
"Holy shit! Break!" Yazmin yelled when a crash was heard.
"That was entirely your fault!" JJ snapped back.
"No it wasn't!"
"Yuh-huh!"
"Nu-uh!"
"Yuh-huh!" Hiei sighed in disbelief and ran up the stairs to the room.
"I don't wanna break up a sibling moment, but you guys are a little loud," Hiei said.
"I didn't break the lamp!" Yazmin yelled, ignoring Hiei's comment.
"You did so!"
"Not!"
"So!"
"Not!"
"SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU!!" Hiei yelled angrily. Silence.
"Didn't think that'd work," he thought. The door opened.
"Sorry that a 'Yamamoto Dinner' was bad. Usually, our dad stops us before we actually get into a fist fight," JJ said. He had his arm around Yazmin's shoulder.
"That's a big mood swing," Hiei thought.
"Get. Your arm. Off of me," Yazmin said through clenched teeth.
"And this was probably a lot better than having a pair of eyes set on you through the whole dinner," JJ blabbed on, ignoring Yazmin.
"I'm gonna say it one more time. Get your arm off of me," Yazmin warned.
"And then, he'll start asking questions about yourself, your personality, if you had a past relationship, that sorta thing," JJ told Hiei, pissing Yazmin off.
"That's it!" She was about to punch him, but JJ pushed her into Hiei. They again crashed to the floor.
"Shit. I was aiming for a kiss," he said bitterly.
"I'm gonna kill you!" Yazmin yelled, getting off of Hiei and running after JJ, who slammed his door in fear.
"Dammit." Hiei was still on the floor, but he was deep in thought, despite the noise from the two siblings.
"Kiss? What the hell is that?" he thought. He sighed. "Guess I'll have to ask when these two settle the hell down." He stood up. "But why is her human brother always pushing her, crashing into me? Weird dumbass..."
