"I'm beat!" Monkey said as he collapsed in the bed. They checked in at a nearby hotel, Master Shifu made sure that they would be treated like royalty this would only freak Zuko out.

"Oo cool mini fridge!" Po cheered as he ran to the tiny fridge; he opened it to see that it was filled with weird goodies. "Uh, what are these?"

"Well since I'm the only one with the logics in this room, I can clearly state that, that is a chocolate bar, a typical American treat for fat people with feelings." Crane explained.

"Wow, he's a genius." Mantis said.

"Totally." Chu agreed.

"Ok then." Po took a bite out of it and spit it right out. "Eww! This chocolate is gross!" He whined.

"Of course it is, you took a bite out of the sugar free bar….idiot." Crane said.

"That explains a lot." Po said.

"Doesn't it?" Crane asked.

"Wow can you be such a smart ass?" Chu asked.

"I'm not trying to be a smart ass! I'm just saying!" Crane said.

"No need to scream Einstein." Chu said.


"I hate it here already." Tigress huffed.

"Lighten up! I mean sure we were put into a plane having no damn clue where we were going, having to watch reruns of a 20 year old movie, eating one of the worst Chinese food ever, having to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes, then discover that we are in Miami by having a crazy tour guide tell us! There is no reason to pout about it!" Viper yelled.

"Fine! Gosh, who sat on your tail today?" Tigress asked.

Viper grunted and put the covers over her body.

"She had no sleep at all." Mei Ling said.

"I see, she looks just like my dead uncle." Rin said.

Mei Ling started giggling to herself.

"Room service!" A woman's voice sang.

Rin went to open it and it was yet again; Alice.

"You work two jobs?" Rin asked.

"I work many jobs." Alice smiled as she pushed a cart full of breakfast food.

"Ahhh that's better." Khan said as she walked out of the bathroom with a towel on, not realizing where she was.

"Oh I forgot, I'm not in my house." Khan said.

"Would you like a complimentary massage?" Alice offered.

"You're a masseuse too?" Tigress asked.

"Like I said, I have many jobs." Alice said as she mysteriously exited the room.

"I bet all of you 50 Yuan that we will see her at a strip club." Rin said.

They all chipped in.

"Eww! What the f**k is this?" Khan screamed and pointed at the plate full of waffles. Lol.

"I don't know." Tigress said.

"It's moving!" Khan yelled, referring to the syrup dripping from the sides.

"It looks good to me." Rin said.

They all looked at her in disgust.

"What?" Rin asked as she took a forkful of waffles, she took a bite out of it.

"That's disgusting!" Viper said.

"Look, I don't know what the hell you guys are talking about! This shit is awesome!" Rin cheered.

Po opened the door.

Khan screamed and started beating him with a pillow. "Get out!"

"Ok! Tigress can I see you for a second?" Po asked while getting doused.

"Ok." Tigress said.


5 hours of walking in an empty road, the Huns are extremely bored.

"You know," Tai Lung whispered to Mei; "you didn't have to call her those names." He said as he looked at Aomi looking frustrated.

"Serves her right for trying to get in a fight with me." Mei said.

"Where are we going?" Tai Lung finally asked.

"You are going to tell me." Mei said.

"What?" Tai Lung asked.

"Can I ask a serious question?" Mei asked.

"Um ok." Tai Lung said.

"How are you born in china, but you have a British accent? Are you biracial or something?" Mei asked.

"What? That has nothing to do with anything! That wasn't even a serious question!" Tai Lung yelled.

"You can't blame a girl for asking." Mei said

"Wow! She referred to herself as a girl!" One of the Hun members whispered to the other.

"Which one of you bastards said that?" Mei asked furiously.

They both pointed at each other.

"Where did they go?" Aomi asked softly.

"I told you, I'm not telling anyone!" Tai Lung said.

"Remember, I have ways to make you talk; you see Kiki over there?" Mei asked as she pointed to the most hideous woman alive. "She thinks you're cute, and she's never had a boyfriend before, so if you don't tell us right now you get to be with Kiki….forever."

Tai Lung closed his eyes to stop from looking at the creature that kept blowing kisses at him. "I-I wont talk." He said.

"Did I forget to mention that she believes in sex on the first date?" Mei asked.

"Ok! Ok I'll talk!" Tai Lung yelled. He would give anything to get away from the beast.

"Good. Now where are they?" Mei asked.

"I don't know." Tai Lung lied.

Mei called the only member who knew how to cook forward, "tonight put in a dinner for two." Mei said.

"They left the country!" Tai Lung blurted.

"Thank you." Mei said. "Well Kiki I guess you will be single for the rest of your life."

Kiki made a sad face.


"You ok?" Po asked as he and Tigress sat on a bench in the hotels hallway.

"Yeah I'm fine, it's just this trip wasn't even planned for me I can't just sit back and relax I'll get weak." Tigress said.

"There's a gym downstairs." Po said with humor.

Tigress giggled. I guess.

"And there's a pool on the roof." Po said noticing that Tigress' eyes widened knowing that she has a fear of large bodies of water. "Never mind." He said.

"So what did you want to talk about?" Tigress asked.

"Well." Po said as he scratched the back of his neck. "The guys and I did a bet."

"You bet on our relationship?" Tigress asked.

"No! No it's not a negative bet; it's kind of like the sooner the better type of thing." Po said.

"So?" Tigress asked.

"Well I was gonna wait until my dad goes to the casino downstairs, but he hates to gamble so he will pop out of nowhere eventually." Po said.

"What's going on?" Tigress asked.

"One second." Po said as he reached for his pocket." Eh, it's stuck, one sec." he said as he tried to pull the stuck object from his pockets. He fell a few times, crashed into the floor, bumped on the walls while Tigress just sat there dazed.

"I'll be right back." Po said.

He ran back into the men's hotel suite and came back out with lotion. He pumped a lot on his hands then finally his hand was free.

"Um, what's going on?" Tigress asked very confused.

"Just a second!" Po said. He ran back in the room, and this time everyone followed.

"It's not my birthday." Tigress said.

"We know." Viper said.

Tigress looked at everyone who had large smiles on their faces, even Shifu!

"Uh here." Crane said as he gave Po a pair of scissors.

Po cut open his pocket. "Sorry dad my hand wouldn't fit."

"It's ok son! I'll buy you another pair." Mr. Ping said.

"Can someone please tell me what is going on?" Tigress asked impatiently.

"Tigress, I've know you for about *Po starts counting his fingers* almost a year and we've been through a lot. From my coming, to our first kiss, to my psycho ex girlfriend."

Everyone started laughing.

"I have still felt the same way, even when you did throw a 9,000 page book at my face for eating your sushi rolls." Po said.

Zuko fell to the floor holding his guts, and Rin had to pull him back up.

"I guess what I'm trying to say is, that I want to spend the rest of my life with you, so."
Po knelt to thee floor and pulled out a velvet box.

"Oh my god." Tigress said as her tears rolled from her eyes down her cheeks.

"Will you marry me?" Po asked.

"Yes." Tigress said.

"Yay!" Zuko cheered and pranced around like a silly gay child

Tigress hugged Po like he was the cutest little bunny you have ever seen. Po slid the ring on her finger.

"Hurray for my son! He is finally engaged now he can get out of my house!" Mr. Ping cheered.

"Congratulations." Shifu said.

"This reminds me of the time you proposed to me." Khan said to Zuko.

"It was at a soccer game." Khan said not sounding impressed.

"Hey we were on the big screen!" Zuko said.

Alice appeared out of nowhere, throwing more confetti than before except it was white.

"Nice uniform." Rin said as she noticed the change.

"I'm also the hotels festival planner." Alice said.

"Oh I see." Chu said.

I suddenly run in *I missed everything*.

"Oh thank god she's back!" Zuko screeched.

"Did I miss it?" I asked.

"Yes TL you missed the proposal." Crane said.

"Dammit! I bought flowers." I said and handed them to Tigress. They were dead and bitterly dried up.

"Uh thanks, I guess." Tigress said.

"Your welcome!" I said. I turned to Alice. "I would like to check in please!"

"Sure!" Alice said as she put on a managers cap. "Right this way!" Alice said and I followed her.

"That chick so freakin weird." Rin said.

"I heard that!" I yelled.


WOW THIS ROOM IS NICE! OOO MINI FRIDGE! *OPENS MINI FRIDGE AND TAKES OUT A CHOCOLATE BAR* YUMMY! *TAKES A BGITE THEN SPITS IT OUT* EWWWW SUGAR FREE!

CHEERS!