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Brad looked over to Janet with a shocked look then took a second to think of a plan.
"Okay, here's what we're going to do." He said, turning off the oven and facing everyone. "Janet, you and I will answer the door and try to distract the Transylvanians and try to get them to go away, you kids… and Frank… try to sneak out of the house through the door in the family room." The kids all looked at each other, very seriously as if talking silently. Joey and Tom turned to Brad and nodded. Brad and Janet also silently went out of the room and answered the door.

One of the Transylvanians flashed a big smile, both of them looked really familiar to Brad and Janet.
"Hey there," the one who smiled said, "I'm Perry and this is Imogen." The girl smiled briefly. "I think we've met before." Yep, they were at Frank's party that night. They had barely aged at all.
"Oh yes," Janet said, forcing a smile. "I remember you two, though I try not to think about that." Brad nodded, Perry laughed nervously and Imogen rolled her eyes.
"Anyway, Sir, Ma'am, is your son home by any chance?" He asked nicely, "We just need to talk to him."
"Son?" Brad asked, playing dumb. "We don't have a son, we never had children." Imogen and Perry shared a nervous look.
"We were informed that you did." Perry said. Imogen caught a glimpse of something go across the doorway. She looked closer and could just make out Frank and a boy that looked like him.
"Perry, they're in there." She said, forcing her way in, Perry followed suit. Brad and Janet tried to stop them but they got past Brad and Janet quickly.
"Sorry, it's work stuff, you see." Perry said to them and smiled nervously.

The kids did nothing but stare at the Transylvanians as they approached.
"I think now would be a good time to run." Frank whispered and they all did. They made the mistake commonly made in horror movies and started to run upstairs, later they would make fun of themselves for doing so. The Transylvanians followed them and Brad and Janet followed the Transylvanians.

The kids and Frank ran into Tom's room and were stuck when the Transylvanians blocked them into a corner. They were all scared until they saw Brad sneak behind them with a baseball bat. He mimed the words "distract them." Joey and Tom looked at each other and smiled.
"Okay," Joey said to the Transylvanians who stopped and looked at her. "You can have Tom and Frank."
"If you answer a few riddles." Tom said, finishing Joey's sentence.
"Get three right and they're yours." Joey added. Perry and Imogen shared a suspicious look then Perry nodded.
"Alright," He said, "Shoot." Brad was approaching. Tom started.
"Let's see… I have four legs but I can't walk… what am I?" Imogen rolled her eyes.
"A table." She said.
"Damn…" Tom whispered.
"I've got one." Joey said, "I am a balloon but I can't pop, what am I?"
"Umm…" Perry started, "A half filled balloon?"
"NO!" Joey yelled. "I AM A DRAWING OF A BALLOON!" Perry and Imogen looked at each other with raised eyebrows while Tom flicked Joey a thumbs up. Chris and Steph were laughing like you couldn't believe and Frank looked as confused as the two Transylvanians.
"Alright," Tom said. "I am a piece of paper but I'm not made out of trees, what am I?" Perry went to say a drawing of a piece of paper but quickly stopped himself as that would be drawn on paper, which is made of wood.
"Ummm…." He said, thinking out loud.
"Give up?" Joey asked casually.
"Sure." Imogen said and shrugged, there was no way she could get it.
"I am…" Tom took a dramatic pause. "A carving of a piece of paper on metal!" The Transylvanians held their confused look while Joey joined Steph and Chris in laughing. Joey calmed down and then looked at the Transylvanians again.
"My turn again," Joey said, "I am a duck but I can not quack. What am I?"
"I think I know…" Perry said.
"Yes Mr. Agent guy?" Joey asked.
"Is it a drawing of a duck?"
"No," Perry looked disappointed. "I'm a mute duck."
"I like that one." Tom said. Imogen rolled her eyes.
"Alright, this is getting ridiculous," She said and pulled a laser out of her pocket, everyone gasped. This laser was a lot smaller then Riff Raff's, if technology has taught us anything its that the smaller things are the newer thing so Imogen's laser must be a good ten or so years newer than Riff Raff's but Riff's looked more menacing. "You are going to come with u-" Her sentence was stopped when a loud bang was heard and her and Perry fell to the ground revealing Brad standing with the baseball bat.
"Oh Brad, you must me so strong." Frank said, this made Tom shiver like you had never seen. One thing a child never wants to see is his biological dad hit on his other dad. Brad smiled a little and looked away.

"We have to get out of here." Janet said, "We can't stay here with the kids, not after they know where we live." Everyone took a moment to think.
"I've got an idea." Joey said, "Why don't we go stay in a hotel, under a different name. I'm sure Mr. And Mrs. Hapshatt won't mind if you use their name, considering your best friends with them."
"That's a great idea Joey." Brad said. "Okay, Janet you stay here and pack some clothing for our family, Tom you take Joey to pack her clothes, Chris you and Steph can go get clothes from your houses and I'll take Frank to buy some clothes. We'll meet back here and then I'll take us to a hotel."

And so they did their plan, they stayed at Denton's best hotel as Frank wouldn't settle for anything less. Their room was large with 4 bedrooms, which meant people had to share beds. Everything was a dark red in their room. The kids did not go to school and no one left the hotel room unless it was necessary on the chance of an Agent waiting for them. It would be over a month before one of them would see a Transylvanian again.