JLU IM: Truth, Justice, and IMing
By Serena
A/N: This chapter was actually supposed to have a completely different plotline, but with this story, it only takes me a line and I run with it. You'll see what I mean...
Oh, yes. If you can find the lines from "Seinfeld" in this, you get extra points. The points don't matter, but still, you get extra points. For what and why, I have no idea.
LIST OF CHARACTERS IN THIS CHAPTER:
Superman - UndiesOnTheOutside
Lois Lane - ONLY_Dating_SUPES (previously I_Date_Superheroes)
Batman - KnightInDarkArmor
Wonder Woman - ImmortalBatmanLVR
Green Lantern - Green_Marine
Flash - FastIsHot
Booster Gold - GoldenGuy
JLU CHATROOM 1
ONLY_Dating_SUPES has logged in.
KnightInDarkArmor has logged in.
ONLY_Dating_SUPES: Batman?
KnightInDarkArmor: Let me guess… Lois?
ONLY_Dating_SUPES: That's right.
KnightInDarkArmor: I thought your name was "I Date Superheroes."
ONLY_Dating_SUPES: I had to change now that I'm going steady with Clark.
KnightInDarkArmor: Sure.
ONLY_Dating_SUPES: What the heck does THAT mean??!!
KnightInDarkArmor: It means whatever the heck you want it to mean.
ONLY_Dating_SUPES: Are you saying you wanna piece of me?!!
KnightInDarkArmor: (snicker) Uh, no.
ONLY_Dating_SUPES: YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME!? WELL YOU GOT IT!
UndiesOnTheOutside has logged in.
UndiesOnTheOutside: Huh?
ImmortalBatmanLVR has logged in.
ImmortalBatmanLVR: Huh?
KnightInDarkArmor: Please stop saying that.
Green_Marine has logged in.
Green_Marine: Huh?
KnightInDarkArmor: Seriously. Cut it out.
ONLY_Dating_SUPES: OR WHAT?! You'll break out the BATARANGS? Oooh, I'm SOOOOO SCARED!!!
UndiesOnTheOutside: Did I miss something?
ONLY_Dating_SUPES: HHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHH????????
KnightInDarkArmor: Real mature, Lois.
UndiesOnTheOutside: Lois? That's you?
ImmortalBatmanLVR: I thought your name was I_Date_Superheroes.
ONLY_Dating_SUPES: It USED TO BE.
Green_Marine: Huh?
KnightInDarkArmor: IN THE NAME OF!!
ONLY_Dating_SUPES: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA – HUUUUHHH?????????????????
UndiesOnTheOutside: I'm so lost.
KnightInDarkArmor: No surprise there.
UndiesOnTheOutside: What's THAT supposed to mean!!?!?
KnightInDarkArmor: It means whatever the heck you want it to mean.
UndiesOnTheOutside: Are you saying you want a piece of me?
KnightInDarkArmor: … Geez, I hate deja-vu. Almost as much as I hate the word "refrigerator."
Green_Marine: Huh?
ImmortalBatmanLVR: Huh?
UndiesOnTheOutside: Huh?
ONLY_Dating_SUPES: Huh?
FastIsHot has logged in.
FastIsHot: Wassup?
UndiesOnTheOutside: What do you have against refrigerators?
FastIsHot: Huh?
KnightInDarkArmor: I'm going to wrap my hands around my neck and throttle you, Flash.
FastIsHot: WUT?!! Why????
Green_Marine: Why don't you like refrigerators?
KnightInDarkArmor: I don't mind the machine. Sort of. I just hate the word.
FastIsHot: Wut word?
KnightInDarkArmor: Re… no, I'm not typing it. I hate it too much.
Green_Marine: Why?
KnightInDarkArmor: That's personal.
FastIsHot: Dude, I have no idea what's going on.
KnightInDarkArmor: No surprise there.
FastIsHot: Wut's THAT supposed to mean!!?!?!
KnightInDarkArmor: It means whatever the heck you… oh, forget it.
ONLY_Dating_SUPES: Huh? ;D
KnightInDarkArmor: Lois, you are dead.
ONLY_Dating_SUPES: Wow, I'm quaking in my nice Jimmy Choos. Really know how to instill fear, Batman. :p
KnightInDarkArmor: What is it with women not being scared of me?
FastIsHot: I'm scared of u.
KnightInDarkArmor: …
Green_Marine: Uh, you're not a woman.
FastIsHot: Huh? Oh, right, yeah. Totally read THAT one wrong lol.
KnightInDarkArmor: I am surrounded by idiots.
ImmortalBatmanLVR: What's THAT supposed to mean, Bruce?
KnightInDarkArmor: It means… OK, that's it. I'm checking for some kind of timewarp. This is ridiculous.
ONLY_Dating_SUPES: UR ridiculous.
ImmortalBatmanLVR: Normally I'd disagree with that, but seeing as how I'm apparently an IDIOT, it seems ur right, Lois.
KnightInDarkArmor: No, wait, Diana, I didn't mean –
FastIsHot: HAHAH! WHIPPED!
KnightInDarkArmor: Shut up, Flash.
ImmortalBatmanLVR: Shut up, Flash.
FastIsHot: Oy! That was creepy…
Green_Marine: Understatement for the two scariest superheroes in history.
GoldenGuy has logged in.
GoldenGuy: No, I'M the scariest superhero in history! And the hottest! And the coolest!
KnightInDarkArmor: Oh, geez.
ImmortalBatmanLVR: Oh, geez.
Green_Marine: Oh, geez.
ONLY_Dating_SUPES: Oh, geez.
UndiesOnTheOutside: Oh… geez.
KnightInDarkArmor has logged out.
ImmortalBatmanLVR has logged out.
Green_Marine has logged out.
ONLY_Dating_SUPES has logged out.
UndiesOnTheOutside: Uh, have to go… feed my cat.
UndiesOnTheOutside has logged out.
FastIsHot: Uh, hi Booster. Wut up?
GoldenGuy: Just hanging around being the sexiest superhero in the universe.
FastIsHot: Yeah.
FastIsHot has logged out.
GoldenGuy: Hey, where'd everyone go?
GoldenGuy: Hello?
GoldenGuy: Guys?
GoldenGuy: Hmm.
GoldenGuy has logged out.
Feel free to review and let me know what you think. :)
Later, luvs!
- Serena
