JLU IM: Truth, Justice, and IMing

By Serena

A/N: This chapter was actually supposed to have a completely different plotline, but with this story, it only takes me a line and I run with it. You'll see what I mean...

Oh, yes. If you can find the lines from "Seinfeld" in this, you get extra points. The points don't matter, but still, you get extra points. For what and why, I have no idea.

LIST OF CHARACTERS IN THIS CHAPTER:

Superman - UndiesOnTheOutside

Lois Lane - ONLY_Dating_SUPES (previously I_Date_Superheroes)

Batman - KnightInDarkArmor

Wonder Woman - ImmortalBatmanLVR

Green Lantern - Green_Marine

Flash - FastIsHot

Booster Gold - GoldenGuy


JLU CHATROOM 1


ONLY_Dating_SUPES has logged in.

KnightInDarkArmor has logged in.

ONLY_Dating_SUPES: Batman?

KnightInDarkArmor: Let me guess… Lois?

ONLY_Dating_SUPES: That's right.

KnightInDarkArmor: I thought your name was "I Date Superheroes."

ONLY_Dating_SUPES: I had to change now that I'm going steady with Clark.

KnightInDarkArmor: Sure.

ONLY_Dating_SUPES: What the heck does THAT mean??!!

KnightInDarkArmor: It means whatever the heck you want it to mean.

ONLY_Dating_SUPES: Are you saying you wanna piece of me?!!

KnightInDarkArmor: (snicker) Uh, no.

ONLY_Dating_SUPES: YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME!? WELL YOU GOT IT!

UndiesOnTheOutside has logged in.

UndiesOnTheOutside: Huh?

ImmortalBatmanLVR has logged in.

ImmortalBatmanLVR: Huh?

KnightInDarkArmor: Please stop saying that.

Green_Marine has logged in.

Green_Marine: Huh?

KnightInDarkArmor: Seriously. Cut it out.

ONLY_Dating_SUPES: OR WHAT?! You'll break out the BATARANGS? Oooh, I'm SOOOOO SCARED!!!

UndiesOnTheOutside: Did I miss something?

ONLY_Dating_SUPES: HHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHH????????

KnightInDarkArmor: Real mature, Lois.

UndiesOnTheOutside: Lois? That's you?

ImmortalBatmanLVR: I thought your name was I_Date_Superheroes.

ONLY_Dating_SUPES: It USED TO BE.

Green_Marine: Huh?

KnightInDarkArmor: IN THE NAME OF!!

ONLY_Dating_SUPES: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA – HUUUUHHH?????????????????

UndiesOnTheOutside: I'm so lost.

KnightInDarkArmor: No surprise there.

UndiesOnTheOutside: What's THAT supposed to mean!!?!?

KnightInDarkArmor: It means whatever the heck you want it to mean.

UndiesOnTheOutside: Are you saying you want a piece of me?

KnightInDarkArmor: … Geez, I hate deja-vu. Almost as much as I hate the word "refrigerator."

Green_Marine: Huh?

ImmortalBatmanLVR: Huh?

UndiesOnTheOutside: Huh?

ONLY_Dating_SUPES: Huh?

FastIsHot has logged in.

FastIsHot: Wassup?

UndiesOnTheOutside: What do you have against refrigerators?

FastIsHot: Huh?

KnightInDarkArmor: I'm going to wrap my hands around my neck and throttle you, Flash.

FastIsHot: WUT?!! Why????

Green_Marine: Why don't you like refrigerators?

KnightInDarkArmor: I don't mind the machine. Sort of. I just hate the word.

FastIsHot: Wut word?

KnightInDarkArmor: Re… no, I'm not typing it. I hate it too much.

Green_Marine: Why?

KnightInDarkArmor: That's personal.

FastIsHot: Dude, I have no idea what's going on.

KnightInDarkArmor: No surprise there.

FastIsHot: Wut's THAT supposed to mean!!?!?!

KnightInDarkArmor: It means whatever the heck you… oh, forget it.

ONLY_Dating_SUPES: Huh? ;D

KnightInDarkArmor: Lois, you are dead.

ONLY_Dating_SUPES: Wow, I'm quaking in my nice Jimmy Choos. Really know how to instill fear, Batman. :p

KnightInDarkArmor: What is it with women not being scared of me?

FastIsHot: I'm scared of u.

KnightInDarkArmor:

Green_Marine: Uh, you're not a woman.

FastIsHot: Huh? Oh, right, yeah. Totally read THAT one wrong lol.

KnightInDarkArmor: I am surrounded by idiots.

ImmortalBatmanLVR: What's THAT supposed to mean, Bruce?

KnightInDarkArmor: It means… OK, that's it. I'm checking for some kind of timewarp. This is ridiculous.

ONLY_Dating_SUPES: UR ridiculous.

ImmortalBatmanLVR: Normally I'd disagree with that, but seeing as how I'm apparently an IDIOT, it seems ur right, Lois.

KnightInDarkArmor: No, wait, Diana, I didn't mean –

FastIsHot: HAHAH! WHIPPED!

KnightInDarkArmor: Shut up, Flash.

ImmortalBatmanLVR: Shut up, Flash.

FastIsHot: Oy! That was creepy…

Green_Marine: Understatement for the two scariest superheroes in history.

GoldenGuy has logged in.

GoldenGuy: No, I'M the scariest superhero in history! And the hottest! And the coolest!

KnightInDarkArmor: Oh, geez.

ImmortalBatmanLVR: Oh, geez.

Green_Marine: Oh, geez.

ONLY_Dating_SUPES: Oh, geez.

UndiesOnTheOutside: Oh… geez.

KnightInDarkArmor has logged out.

ImmortalBatmanLVR has logged out.

Green_Marine has logged out.

ONLY_Dating_SUPES has logged out.

UndiesOnTheOutside: Uh, have to go… feed my cat.

UndiesOnTheOutside has logged out.

FastIsHot: Uh, hi Booster. Wut up?

GoldenGuy: Just hanging around being the sexiest superhero in the universe.

FastIsHot: Yeah.

FastIsHot has logged out.

GoldenGuy: Hey, where'd everyone go?

GoldenGuy: Hello?

GoldenGuy: Guys?

GoldenGuy: Hmm.

GoldenGuy has logged out.


Feel free to review and let me know what you think. :)

Later, luvs!

- Serena