Last battle until Halloween! We need to know which one will cover the sin of Gluttony...

inspired by 'The Walking Dead' Terminous group and video game farm...

Battle 7: 'Frowned upon in most societies'

Eyeless Jack

VS

Grim The Cannibal


Grim was by an open fire eating a human's foot. He was chowing down in front of Edwin's house.

Inside that house, Eyeless Jack was stealing someone's kidney, before leaving. Eyeless then headed down the ladder from the top floor window. Eyeless Jack then heard Grim eating the foot.

Eyeless took out his hatchet and slowly walked up to Grim. He then swung at the neck from the behind. Grim laughed knocking the hatchet away. The cannibal stood up and faced his opponent.

Eyeless took the half of the kidney and began to eat it.

Grim took out two kitchen forks and scrapped Eyeless's clothes. Jack stepped back, before grabbing out a pair of scissors. He whispered something as he launched himself at the cannibal.

He used the scissors to stab Grim in the chest with it. Grim gagged, before pushing Jack away. Eyeless's mask fell off revealing his empty eye sockets. He then took out the kidney and finished eating it. He licked his lips and fingers, before taking out a knife and throwing it at Grim's face.

The cannibal dodged to the left, but the knife flew past his cheek and left a mark. He held it as it began to bleed. Grim took out a frying pan and smashed it against his opponent's face.

Eyeless Jack screamed before kicking blindly, but Grim easily dodged it. Grim then took out two kitchen knives and stabbed them in Jack's eye sockets. Jack screamed as the socket's started to bleed.

Grim kept the knives there, as Jack ran around like a headless chicken, before dyeing. He fell hard on the ground.

Grim the Cannibal smiled at his opponent, before picking up the corpse and placing it by a fire.

"I'll boil him for a minute more, until I'm absolutely sure. Then out he comes, by god, by grace. A miracle has taken place, a miracle has taken place," the winner said as his opponent was cooking up on a stick by a forest fire.

A shadow in the distance was witnessing the entire thing.

"But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear readers, and that is in fact frowned upon in most societies," the shadow shouted.


Referenced Willy Wonka remake...

inspired by 'The Walking Dead' Terminous group and video game farm

See you Halloween for the finale!

BONUS: One does not simply cook ANYONE. You must consider age, size, sex and nationality. After you picked out your human, it's time for preparations! While some organ meat is quite good, most human organs are just too foul to be safely eaten. Brain is the most popular organ meat followed closely by kidneys. Avoid eating the liver at all costs, as humans tend to abuse their livers and thus they are full of lethal toxin...

WAIT WHAT?! AM I SPONSORING CANNIBALISM?!

DON'T DO IT! AT LEAST DON'T BLAME ME!

ALSO CHECK IF YOUR SO CALLED 'RELIGION' ALLOWS IT!

I GOT MY INFO ABOVE FROM UNCYCLOPEDIA, A SPOOF WEBSITE OF WIKIPEDIA!

I REPEAT CANNIBALISM MAKES YOU SO DULL AND BLIND!