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Selena: Hey, peeps, Selena Gomez here! Welcome to StarStruck!
*audience cheers*
Selena: Last time we had our slightly weird, but still lovable Nico and Grady on the show. Today, we have someone who is slightly eccentric, but also very sneaky and could provide us with some useful information. Please welcome, Zora Lancaster!!
*Zora walks out*
Zora: Hi Selena!!
Selena: Hi, Zora! What's up?
Zora: Oh, you know, just the usual. Pranking, snooping around in the vents, videotaping embarrassing moments of Chad and Sonny to use as blackmail...
Selena: Awesome! Perhaps you can share some juicy secrets with us. But first, let's answer our questions. The first fan we have today is li'miss sunshine. She wants to know: "Where do you get your awesome prank ideas?"
Zora: Well, I have many sources of inspiration. One of them is watching Nico and Grady perform all their lame antics. Usually, if I take one of their ideas and Zora-fy it, it works pretty well. I'm also subscribed to almost every prankster magazine known to man.
Selena: Cool. Next question: "Will you write a book of the best pranks for people to do?"
Zora: Already have. li'miss sunshine, check out "1001 Quick n' Easy Pranks, by Z. J. Lancaster."
Selena: You're Z.J. Lancaster? I love all of your articles! They're so funny!
Zora: Thank you, thank you!
Selena: Okay the next two questions are from RandomFandom7722, formerly dubblebubble71. First question: "What exactly do you see up in the vents?"
Zora: Oh, I see lots of things. I see Tawni putting on her makeup and telling herself how pretty she is. I see Nico and Grady playing with their action figures. I see *someone*, not naming any names calling *someone* else some pre-tty interesting names.
Selena: Ooh, la la. Care to comment?
Zora: Oh, why not? Let's just say someone at Condor Studios has "eyes like rich creamy chocolate" and "hair so beautiful that it sparkles in the sunlight". *winks*
Selena: Ooh, someone's got the love bug. *winks* Okay next question from RandomFandom7722: "How long have you had your pet snake, Bernie?"
Zora: Ah, Bernie. I've had him for a long time now. Five years, I think.
Selena: Wow, that's an old snake. Next, xxLosAngelesAngelxx asks: "You're the evil genius here. Any plans on getting Sonny and Chad to finally just ADMIT IT and KISS? If so, can you please get it done on this show?"
Zora: Thank you, I know I'm a evil genius. I'm not that great of a matchmaker though. I'll try to get it on the show...
Selena: Ooh, please do. Maybe I can help... *rubs hands together eagerly* Okay, next question: "When did you first discover you were talented at hiding in and gleaning information from the vents?"
Zora: Well, when I first joined So Random, I had to share a dressing room with Tawni and Mandy. I walked in and was immediately shocked. The room looked like a bottle of Pepto-Bismol had exploded inside. My eyes nearly burned out. I ran away as fast as I could, when I ran into Josh, the mail guy. He was trying to fix one of the broken vents. I climbed inside to help him, and I discovered it was actually really roomy in there. I asked Marshall if I could stay up here, and he said yes.
Selena: Wow, that's a good story. Next, from I'mComplicatedButSimple we have two questions. First: "I love your outfits and hair. What's your favorite hairstyle?"
Zora: I'd have to say the hairstyle where I have a ton of pigtails in all different directions. It's great for freaking people out.
Selena: ... I see. Second question: "Who from So Random can you trust the most?"
Zora: My snake Bernie. Oh, you mean people. Um... probably Sonny. She's pretty trustworthy.
Selena: Yeah, I suppose. Next fan is Fluffness. Fluffness wants to know: "What's the best thing you ever saw in the vents?"
Zora: Oh, well, there was the time when Tawni was talking to herself, saying stuff like "Oh, I'm so pretty! Yes, you are Tawni!". That was pretty epic. Then there was the time Chad was talking to his mirror: "Hey, CDC lookin' good! Not even Sonny can resist all this!" That was hilarious.
Selena: Oh, wow. Typical Tawni and Chad. Okay, Fluffness also asks: "What are the best embarassing moments of other people you have to blackmail people with it?"
Zora: Well. I can always tell Chad's "Snooky Bear" some things about herself...
Selena: "Snooky Bear"? Really, Chad, really?
Zora: Oh, and there was the time I videotaped Chad singing "You are my sunshine" to his mirror.
Selena: Oh, really? Why would he sing that? *winks*
Zora: Hm, I don't know. *winks*
Selena: Ha ha ha! Okay, next question is from mislie: "Does Tawnico exist?"
Zora: Tawni and Nico? Not that I know of...
Selena: Darn. Next, chocolatestars asks: "Had Tawni ever liked Chad?"
Zora: Based on their previous reactions to this question, I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say no.
Selena: Yeah, gotta agree with you there. Next, from SWAC1disneyfan: "What do you see in the vents when Chad and Sonny are alone but not fighting?"
Zora: Unfortunately, I haven't seen lip-action yet, if that's what you're asking. But, usually if they ever stop fighting, there's a totally awkward moment and then one of them makes up some lame excuse to get out of there.
Selena: So annoying. Next, xoshannii101 has two questions. First: "What's it like being the youngest on the show?"
Zora: It's alright. Seeing as there are much less mature people than me.
Selena: Yeah. Second question: "If you had to be on another show, what would it be and why?"
Zora: Definitely not MacKenzie Falls. *gags* Hm , maybe Meal or No Meal. That would be pretty interesting.
Selena: Yes, it would. Now we have Simee with two questions: "Why do you sleep in a mummy tomb?"
Zora: 'Cuz it's comfy.
Selena: O-kay. "What was your craziest scheme?"
Zora: Oh there was this one time when I tied up Nico and Grady using just silly string and bobby pins. That was EPIC!
Selena: I'm sure it was. Our last fan is RaNdOm GiRl 2014. She has two questions. First: "Why do you like the vents?"
Zora: Well, they're very roomy actually. And they're a great place to spy from.
Selena: Our last question for the show tonight is: "What's the funniest thing you've seen up there?"
Zora: Definetly Chad singing "You are my Sunshine" to his "Snooky Bear". XD
Selena: XD That is hilarious. Well, that's all the time we have today everyone! Seems like Zora here brought up some pretty interesting topics regarding our favorite couple. Next show, we're going to bring in Channy to ask them! See you all next time!
Hehehe gotta love Zora. So, like Selena said, next time will be:
CHAD AND SONNY
LOL, someone PLEASE ask Chad about his "Snooky Bear." XD XD XD
Oh, I love humiliating Chad, it's so much fun. Reviews would be awesome! Peace out, suckas!
