Episode 7: SPP SPECIAL

The scene opens, but instead of the familiar, peaceful setting of inside a studio, it opens up showing Bowser's throne room, with Bowser sitting on this throne, Bowser Junior in his lap and five of the Koopalings sitting in miniature thrones.

A piano is seen sitting by Bowser's throne, the keys facing away from the camera. Ludwig is seen sitting on a piano bench, playing an introductory scene to the show. He continues until Bowser waves him to stop.

Bowser: Quit the music. Anyway, welcome all my victims- I mean viewers! Hahahahahaha. Anyway, I am sorry to say that Mario and Luigi are not available to host this episode.

The television screen shows a five second picture of Mario and Luigi in a custodian closet, gagged and tied in ropes.

Bowser: Oh yeah, and Peach is also not available.

The camera cues to a scene of Peach, occurring just outside of her castle.

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Peach quickly rushes away from Peach's Castle. Except this is not her regular castle seen in Super Mario 64. It is one on a strange, isolated isle. Noticing she is forgetting something, she quickly rushes back, eventually coming out with an umbrella.

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Bowser: So yeah, none of them three are available, so… They asked me to host this episode.

Roy: Did you NOT see that King Dad? She is freaking COMING AFTER US!

Bowser: I have no idea what you are talking about, son.

Iggy suddenly rushes in, looking disappointed.

Iggy: DAD! I found no tapes!

Bowser: Grat!

Bowser rubs his chin, like he always does when he thinks hard.

Bowser: I got it! LAKITUS! Take the TV cameras to Vibe Island and follow Peach!

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Super Princess Peach

Peach is rushing across the area around Peach's castle, eventually reaching some plains. She is singing as she is walking, obviously enjoying the outdoors. This is when her umbrella decided to act weird.

Peach: La de da da la-

Umbrella: You are correct! This area is the Ladida Plains!

Peach: What the? You talk!

Umbrella: No, some random words are heard, far out in the distance…

Peach: But you do not have a mouth!

The umbrella suddenly sprouts out a mouth.

Umbrella: Want to say that again? If you do, you will go inside my FACE CAVE.

Peach: Okay, geez, sorry, umbrella.

Umbrella: Please call you Perry. I will help you out in your journey by eating stuff on the way.

Peach: Umm, Perry, how does that benefeit me?

Umbrella: You will see, woman. Walk faster, I am getting sweaty!

Peach: Grrrreat, strange umbrella.

Peach keeps walking, meeting a field of flowers as an unknown Lakitu is secretly stalking her with a camera.

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Larry: Isn't it wrong to stalk people, King Dad?

Bowser: It is not stalking. It is 'Intensive Research done on a person.'

Ludwig: And vhy are you conducting such research on ze Princess? She is not ze next scientific wonder!

Bowser: Not everything in the world needs science as its explanation. Sit and be quiet at your piano, hairball.

Ludwig grumbles, but does not say anything.

Bowser: Plus, she will be your next step-mother!

The Koopalings instantly laughed, not believing that one for even a second.

Clawdia suddenly walks into the throne room.

Clawdia: I HEARD THAT, BOWSY!

Bowser: Oh my gosh, Clawdia, get out! We are on live television! LEAVE WOMAN.

Clawdia: You been hiding me for too long. Just for that, the world can get THIS!

Clawdia models in front of the cameras, taking little steps in her red high heels, matching her now-dyed rainbow-pink hair. She gives one of the cameras, which gives the side views of the group, a kiss on the lens, and begins to hug it. The camera breaks in her arms, and glass shards entered her scales everywhere in her arms and chest. Clawdia immediately runs out the room, screaming and crying out for Kamek.

Bowser: Idiot. Anyway, where were we before that unfortunate event?

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Peach is seen in a very cold place. This must be Gleam Glacier, world 6. She suddenly begins slipping and sliding everywhere. At one point she even almost did the splitz!

Perry: Now, Princess, be confident! Use the ice to your advantage! You can go so much faster!

Peach: Well.. Okay..

Peach slides on the ice again, this time being confident.

Peach: EEEEEK! THIS IS FUN!

Peach eventually encounters an enemy. Losing control, she bumps into it.

Peach: OUCH!

Perry: Peach, throw me at the enemy!

Peach, unknowing what he means, throws her umbrella accomplice at the enemy. Perry immediately eats them.

Peach: Where do the enemies go after you eat them?

Perry: IT'S A VIDEO GAME! QUIT WORRYING!

Peach: But-

Perry: YOU HUMANS! YOU ALWAYS QUESTION THE IMPOSSIBLE! Enjoy yourself for once and QUIT THINKING REALISTICALLY 24/7!

Peach, shocked by the answer, keeps sliding, until she reaches the ice boss. Peach looks at the boss and immediately laughs.

Peach: A TINY FLYING THING AS A BOSS? HAHAHAHA!

Suddenly, the 'tiny flying thing' turns into A HUGE DRAGON!

Dragon: Call me Blizzaurus! You will get your butt kicked woman!

Peach: Pfft, whatever, giant thing. Get out of my way or my umbrella will eat you!

Blizzaurus: Pfft, that thing with a tiny mouth? My mouth is bigger!

Peach: Because you can never SHUT UP!

Blizzaurus: Excuse me, little pink damsel? Want to take that back or do you want to experience my FACE CAVE?

Peach: Too late; that description has already been used.

Blizzaurus: Really? WELL, I START FADS HERE!

Peach: Pfft, whatever, drama queen. Get out of my way.

Blizzaurus: You are such a weak ^% ^&.

Peach, hearing those words, suddenly grew angry, fire engulfing her everywhere. The ice boss immediately starts freaking out.

Blizzaurus: Okay! Okay! Quit it! You are melting my beautiful complexity!

Perry: What beautiful complexity.

Blizzaurus: DO YOU WANT TO CONTINUE OR NOT? GET OUT!

Peach, after calming down, immediately runs away, continuing her trip to the castle.

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Morton: Oh my gosh, dad! She is coming for us!

Bowser: Do not worry, children. She will go nowhere!

Wendy: Dad, she's in world six…

Bowser: So? I bet she can't continue onto world seven, or my world, because she can hardly defend herself.

Lemmy: Looks like she is doing a great job at that, at this moment.

Bowser: Until something like THIS happens:

===FLASHBACK===

Peach sees a waterfall with floating logs. She quickly jumps across them, successfully crossing. She suddenly sees some flying freaky thing. It nearly runs into her.

Peach: GRR, you ^%^&$!

Peach then pulls up a random root to throw it at the flying thing. She pulls up a crying vegetable.

Vegetable: WWWWWAAAAAAHHHH!

Peach: Aww you poor little veggieboo. Let me put you back in the ground you-

Suddenly, the vegetable kicks Peach in the face with one of its roots. It then runs away from the scene.

Peach's face turned red.

Peach: OH MY GOSH THIS &^*&&*$ PLACE IS FULL OF ^&%^&%s!

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Morton: Dad, that is such an old running gag. Please quit using that.

Bowser: It proves my point!

Ludwig plays music right after Bowser speaks. Bowser immediately tells him to shut up.

Bowser: Anyway, back to doing 'Intensive Research' on Peach.

Ludwig: You mean stal-

Bowser: SHUT IT!

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Peach is now seen in world 8-

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The Koopalings immediately got up and started screaming.

Bowser Jr: DADDY! I DON'T WANT TO DIE! HELP ME!

Bowser: EVERYONE! CALM DOWN AND SIT DOWN! You all are taking this too dramatically!

Wendy: Not our faults our lives actually mean something to us, King Dad!

Larry: So true!

Bowser: *Sigh* Whatever, let's finish that clip.

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Peach is now seen in world 8, with her carrying Perry over her shoulder.

Perry: Oww, your shoulder is digging into my nose.

Peach: Since when did you have a nose?

Perry: SHH!

Peach: Or what? I can throw you in a fire.

Perry immediately begins to get mad, and opens his mouth up WIDE. He tries to swallow Peach whole!

Luckily, Peach holds out her arm far away, preventing Perry from eating her.

The Lakitu filming her laughed hard, immediately covering his mouth.

But too late; Peach saw him. She immediately throws Perry at the filming Lakitu, with Perry immediately swallowing him whole.

Peach: Someone is filming us! And I think I know who!

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Bowser: RATS! She found us!

The Koopalings immediately started running everywhere, with Ludwig banging on the piano keyboard and playing creepy music. This hectic activity continues for half a minute.

Iggy: And she will be here anytime so-

Bowser: EVERYONE CALM DOWN: SHE IS NOT HERE YET-

Alarms begin blaring everywhere, as an image of Peach is shown on the intruder screen.

Bowser: …Alright, guys, proceed!

Everyone, including Bowser, began running everywhere and screaming, while Ludwig sits, banging his fists hard on the piano.

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Peach hears the sound of a loud piano and several screams upstairs. With no guards seen in the castle, she quickly rushes to that room, and busts the door down.

Peach: ALRIGHT! WHERE IS MARIO AND LUIGI?

Bowser: In that… Custodian closet! Let me get them!

Bowser rushes down the hallway. A few minutes later, he comes out with a tied up Mario and Luigi.

Mario: How dare you steal our show, Bowser!

Luigi: Yeah! We are the hosts!

Bowser: And that is why I stole your show.

Mario, Luigi and Peach: Umm, what?

Bowser: Yes! I have the reputation here as being a feared and scary ruler! I wanted to change that by showing my more innocent side, and showing that people can indeed like me! I can be nice! Please, Mario, Luigi and Peach, can my children and I help you with your show? Please!

Mario, Luigi and Peach looked surprised, but Mario asked him a question.

Mario: And why should we?

Bowser: Because…

Suddenly, the power goes out, and the cameras are immediately shut down.

===TRANSMISSION ENDED===