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pyrolyn-776 says: IT WAS ALL MY FAULT! BUT I DID IT IN EIGHT MINUTES! HEH. DON'T KILL ME! Heh heh.
Overuse of Emoticons says: It's not all her fault. You should thank her! She wrote this chapter. :) Read it. Ain't it awesome?


The tiny room - well, if you could call it a room that is - was entirely dark, save for the light emitting from the screen of her most pried position. Currently she was seated in the tub, hiding from her freaky little chubby cousin, Billy. The boy gave her the creeps, so the very moment she had a chance, she made a break for it. She ended up in the upstairs bathroom, her Mac under her arm. Locking the door behind her, she slowly worked her way into the tub.

And now she was blankly staring at the screen, rolling her eyes. "I killed Vanessa Hudgens because she deserved it? Right. God, Shane. You're so immature."

Nevertheless, the girl was pretty damn bored. Family reunions were the worst, especially with her mother acting as host. Everything had to be perfect. Nothing could go wrong. Not the damn homemade cheesecake or the steaks. (Though, if she was to be perfectly honest the cheesecake was pretty gross and the steak was well done.

So what did Caitlyn Gellar do?

She shrugged her shoulders, cracked her knuckles, and went to work.

I find it utterly repulsive - the stupid emails. I HATE spam. You guys know that!!! Gah. I don't get it. What is the point in this? Killing celebrities? Eye colors? It's all a bunch of nonsense if you ask me. However, because you guys are a bunch of immature prats, here's the damn thing: I killed Vanessa Hudgens because she deserved it.

:P

Now stop sending me stupid spam!!!!

XOXO,

C

She pressed send and leaned back. "There. Immature kiddies, you."

Suddenly, the door burst open, the light was cracked open, and Caitlyn was wide-eyed staring the creep in the face. "GET OUT OF HERE!" she shrieked.

"YOU KILLED VANESSA!" he murderously returned.

She blinked. "What?"

"YOU JUST TYPED IT INTO YOUR EMAIL AND SENT IT! I'M TELLING AUNTIE JANEEEEE!"

The boy took off like Superman himself and Caitlyn was left with only two thoughts: 1) little Billy was about to die. And 2) she really needed to come up with a better password than Cupcakes.

She carefully set the computer aside before leaping out. "BILLY! BILLY YOU GET BACK HERE! DAMN IT, BILLY!"


See?? Wasn't it hilarious? :) And no, I'm not being sarcastic.

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