Hoss looked around the place. That's when he noticed a sick, green skin colored Santa and the Mrs. He then looked over his shoulder and yelled for Billy and Mandy.
"Hey, you two migits, get over here!"
The two walked up beside Delgado, noticing what Hoss had seen too, SANTA. Billy went crazy, it was SANTA!
Billy ran for Santa screaming, "SANTA! IT'S SANTA! I WANNA... superhero action figure with yogurt squirty action, Dinobonoids series 537, Lord of the G-Str... oh yeah, this is a kid's show."
"SHUT UP BILLY, before I give you a good kick in the ASGARD!" yelled Mandy. Mandy then cleared her throat and began to speak in a disapointed voice. "Mrs. Claus, you turned him into a vampire, AGAIN!"
"Yes, but this time you WILL NOT stop me, or any of the other ones. THE UNIVERSE IS OURS!" she then raised up and began to laugh, evily, "MWA-HA-HA-HA!"
"HOSS, GRAB THE GARLIC!" yelled Mandy.
Billy started getting excited and began to run towards Hoss as he pulled out a necklace of garlic, "Ooh, ooh, ooh, POPCORN!"
"No you idiot, it's GARLIC!" said Mandy, but Billy still ran towards it. "Ugh... Hoss, just throw me the garlic."
Hoss quickly threw it over to her. Mandy then grabbed it, only to toss straight for Santa and Mrs. Claus. Mrs. Claus' eyes grew wider and suddenly jumped to knock the garlic away, but only made matters worse by getting it wrapped around her neck.
"AAAHHHH!" Mrs. Claus screamed. She began to run back and forth, waving her arms around in a manic way.
The garlic the eventually fell off of her body, but landed straight in Santa's lap. Santa, not being a TRUE vampire, instantly turned back to normal.
Santa sighed and began talking to Mrs. Claus, "Oh, Mrs., NOT AGAIN! Why'd you do it!" This is the seventh time, WON'T YOU EVER LEARN!"
"I'm sorry, sweetie, but RULING THE UNIVERSE, that's an offer I could NEVER pass up!"
Santa and his senile wife soon made up, but that still didn't help the three universe defender-ers.
Mandy was getting tired of this pansy thing called love, "OH! FOR STEAK SAUCE'S SAKE, STOP WITH THE LOVE AND THE KISSING AND THE... UGH, JUST STOP IT! First it's Hoss and Eris, but NOOO, there are still love stricken morons kissing and hugging and... LOVING. LOVE STINKS!"
Everyone stared at Mandy. A vein was popping out of her forehead, and it looked like it was going to burst! Santa and the Mrs. quit everything in an instant. They were scared of Mandy now, and they did NOT want to tick her off anymore than she was.
"It's okay, Mandy," said Hoss in a calm voice, "Breath in, breath out, breath in, breath ou..." but as she was finishing, Santa and Mrs. Claus were running away, heading staright for their slay.
"Oh no, they are trying to escape, get them!" said Billy.
Hoss managed to fit a net into his metal arm, firing it right away. The net was flying staright for them. It was going to get them, they could not escape, well, that was unless they just stopped running for a split second so the net would pass right over their heads.
"No, darn you evil doers," said Hoss in a quiet voice.
Billy ran for them, "But Santa, why, WHYYY! Now you're on the naughty list!"
"Sorry, Billy," replied Santa in a sad voice, "I must do this!" As soon as Santa finished that sentence, him and his wife jumped into the slay, flying right through a vortex to the Underworld.
"Yay," said Mandy in a low and dark voice, "More chasing."
