A/N: This is one of my favourite chapters. I like emotional talks, and Junior is just so flippin' cute considering he's an OC... yeah, even though he's based on Young Link, I imagine him much younger, and chubbier..and well...technically very different from Young Link. I suppose he was inspired from him though. Well, in any case, as readers, you can envision Junior however you like and however it makes reading more enjoyable for you!

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Book 2 Chapter 2

His Type of Woman
9:00 am. The Small Bathroom
Yugi and Diana

- Joey and Duke returned to Battle City
Narrator's P.O.V

Living in the house has definitely become an interesting experience for the group, especially for the boys who have lived for months before this without any females. Sometimes it was interesting and fun, and sometimes...not so much. Like right now for poor little Yugi, who was fighting for his dignity.

"I told you, I was taking the bathroom for 20 minutes!" He raised his voice from behind the shower curtain, trying to be as polite as possible but unfortunately, the girls weren't catching on.

"But you look so cute with your hair all wet!" Diana said in baby talk, pulling his arm to get him out of the shower. Of course, she didn't even acknowledge that the poor teen was nude in there. Yugi sighed in frustration, wishing Diana wouldn't be so condescending at times.

"Okay!" Jane came in with some clothes and a hair straightener, shutting the door, "My turn! Get out, or stick around." She said as she dropped everything on the counter and began digging her hands in her shirt and removing her pyjama top.

"I'm in here!" Yugi flailed and his face was as red as it could get. Diana responded quickly by hugging him by the neck and Yugi pulled the curtain in front of his lower half for dear life.

"Hey Yugi, are you coming with us for lunch?" Jane asked him when he was released from Diana and had returned to his shower. He was quickly removing the last bit of shampoo from his head so he can get the heck out of there.

"I can't. Someone has to be home." He answered, referring to the protection of the items. When the girls didn't answer, Yugi became suspicious and peaked out from behind the curtain. When he saw Jane in her undergarments, he flushed again, grabbed the towel and ran out.

"Wait, Yugi!" They said and he slammed the door. In the hall was the Pharaoh and Link fully clothed and ready for work, heading downstairs. When they saw Yugi, they stopped.

"Yugi?" the Pharaoh asked.

"What happened?" Link asked in a tone of Damn.

"I think I saw part of his little bum!" They heard Diana say from inside followed my Jane's laughter. Yugi blushed in embarrassment and Yami and Link sweat-dropped.

"You can use our restroom, Yugi." The Pharaoh told him and Yugi walked slowly to the larger bathroom.

"Thanks, Pharaoh." He said, speed walking to get out of the cold.

"Poor kid." Link commented and he continued on his way with the Pharaoh downstairs. When they entered the kitchen, Link opened a fresh new carton of milk that he had just bought early this morning and pored himself a glass as well as a bowl for the cats. Of course, Luna was no where to be found and was probably upstairs at Jane's feet as usual. But Link was more fond of Kitty anyway.

Yami tossed the empty carton in the recycling- the one that had been there for far too long thanks to Joey and Diana- and picked at the cat fur on his suit. Link laughed.

"Like I said before," he started, "the girls just brought a bunch of troubles with them."

Yami grabbed the lint roller from the counter. "This was your idea." He reminded. Link shrugged.

Then they heard the wild and crazy footsteps of the girls coming down the stairs and joining them in the kitchen, Jane wearing a comfy t-shirt and shorts for the weather while Diana wore pants and refusing to show skin due to her insecurities, both ready to head out on their date with Junior.

"Haaayy!" Jane sang as she went straight for the fridge and, of course, Luna followed behind her.

"Good morning, girls." the Pharaoh said kindly when Link could not - he was wiping his milk mustache before the girls would see it. Diana approached Yami at that second and stared at him without speaking, trying to make the Pharaoh uncomfortable.

"Hey, Yami?" She asked and Jane was chugging a water bottle now. The Pharaoh was still getting used to being called Yami again. It had been over a year since someone called him that until he met the girls.

"...yes?" He answered suspiciously.

"If you're from Egypt...why are you white?" Diana referenced, assuming he would get it.

Jane instantly snorted and sprayed water on Link's vest.
He gave here a sarcastic thanks look and Yami sweat-dropped for a moment before answering her.

"I am Egyptian, Diana." He told her.

"Then shouldn't you be super tan?" Though she was partially frightened by his intimidating stature, she was asking innocently now. Jane intervened.

"Dee!" Jane was still laughing, "he is super tan but shared a vessel with Yugi some time ago, remember? His modern self resembles him."

The Pharaoh took note of Jane's gesture and walked out of the kitchen silently and began sliding his shoes on at the door. Yugi came jogging downstairs, holding Juniors hand.

"Heading out already, Pharaoh?" Yugi asked him and Link joined them at the door.

"We both are. It's a short shift today, I'll be home soon." Yami said, hugging Yugi lightly and pulling out his keys from his pants. Link shuffled his hand in Junior's hair as his own goodbye and was just about to acknowledge the girls when he heard them flail.

"We have pan cakes?!" Jane screamed and Link decided to let them be.

"Let's go." He said, patting the Pharaoh on the back once and they were gone.

A few roads down

1:00 pm

Diana, Jane and Junior

"Can we eat at Subway?" Junior asked, pulling Diana's hand in his chosen direction as Jane continued to text on her phone.

"Who have you been texting for the last like 10 minutes?" Diana asked, pulling her wallet out of her pocket.

"Three different people. I'm texting my dad – he wants me to visit soon-, I'm texting Yugi – I feel bad about this morning-, and I'm texting Yami at work – he's saying it's slow today and he's bored." Jane replied quickly. Diana breathed inward.

"I feel bad for Yugi too..." She started, "So what's Yami saying?"

"He's giving pretty short answers for someone who's bored, but he mentioned that he should enjoy it now before the big exhibition in a few weeks." She answered and Diana padded Jane's arm seductively.

"Maybe you should go give him company." She suggested and Jane laughed. They were standing outside of Subway now, and Junior was impatiently waiting for them to finish girl talk so that they can go in.

"Come on, Dee. Let's be realistic." She answered and pulled the door open. "Ok, Junior. You go first."

Junior rushed to the counter but was unable to see the choices because he was too short. Diana lifted him up and held him with one arm as they all decided.

"I want that one!" Junior said, pointing to the turkey sandwich.

"What would you like on it?" The 35ish year old man on the other side asked with a I hate kids face.

"Everything!" He said in his little voice as he stretched his short arms as far as they let him. "And make it a big one!"

"A whole sandwich with everything? Are you sure you'll finish it, Junior?" Jane asked him.

"No," he said with a neutral expression. "But Link likes everything on his. I want to save the rest for him."

"Awwww!" Both girls awed and the man began tapping his foot with a I hate girls face.

"Okay, give me the..." Vibe Vibe. Jane's phone buzzed and she quickly checked it.

"Yugi just texted me; he said he forgives us for this morning and not to worry because he's going to rotate with both washrooms now." Jane read and Diana smiled.

"That's good. I feel like we bully him too much." She replied. The man cleared his throat and gave the girls a I hate my job face.

Vibe Vibe went her phone again.

"...my dad said he wants to come see our new big place..." Jane said, worried.

"Oh shit," Diana started, "Does he know we live with boys?"

Jane sweat-dropped. "Nope..."

"Can you ladies order today?" The man asked them with a I hate life face.

Vibe Vibe again.

"Okay, now Yami is saying he might get off early and he's going to pick up Link and Yugi to visit Grandpa in Domino City." Jane explained.

"Oh, what the hell!? Why can't we come along.?" Diana asked.

"Let me ask him.." Jane answered as she started texting again and Diana stared at the options.

"Well?" The man asked in an angry tone. Diana felt insulted but she was too nice to cuss.

"I'm still deciding..." She said, thinking.

Vibe Vibe

"Yami replied. He said we need to look after Junior and the millennium items." Jane explained.

"Oh pfft! We'll bring them with us!" Diana said to Jane as though she was arguing directly with the Pharaoh.

"Okay.." Jane said as she began texting. The man gave them a are you fucking serious face.

"Okay Okay! Uh.." Diana started, "I'm kind of leaning toward the egg one... but that's kind of breakfasty..."

"No, Dee. Eggs are super fattening." Jane began, referring to her diet, "Turkey and Tuna is healthiest."

"True.. so which one?" Diana thought, "Wait, isn't it Friday today?"

"Oh yeah! Diet's off." Jane said with a smile.

"Sweet! Okay, Uh...okay, now there's way more options... hmm..." Diana thought and the man blew into his asthma tube.

"Can you girls please just-"

Vibe Vibe

The man held in a scream and Jane checked her phone.

"Well... Yami just said No." Jane said without any sign of being surprised.

"He's not the boss of us!" Diana said and Jane smiled.

"It's Okay, Dee. We'll have fun in the house with Junior." She said as she looked at Junior and a big smile of I feel special appeared on his cute face.

"Can you girls just ORDER ALREADY?" The man raised his voice.

"Okay, Sheesh!" Jane started and began a whisper, "Bet he lives alone..."

"Yeah," Diana agreed, thinking the man couldn't hear them.

"With no girlfriend..." Jane added.

The man groaned loudly and cooled himself down. "Please..." He tried saying politely.

"Okay, get me the ham one." Jane said.

"Me too." Diana agreed. The man's jaw dropped based on the simple choice that they made.

"What kind of bread?" He said through his teeth and the girls pursed their lips.

"Ooo...toughy." Jane said.

"I don't know..." Diana thought and the man fell backwards.

Table

Junior's P.O.V

The three of us were just finishing our sandwiches and I was little more than bored of the conversation. I love Dee and Jane for real, they are both like my mommys, but sometimes they forget that I am not a baby and I can get what they are talking about. You want to know what they are talking about? What they always talk about. Boys. Older ones. Particularly my brother and the Pharaoh...and...sometimes this Yuu person that I don't know. It's weird because they try not to talk about it when anyone else is around but when it's just me, they say what ever they want. Well I am a good secret keeper...

"What about Yami's?" Diana asked. I wonder why Jane and her call the Pharaoh Yami.

"I dunno, like multicoloured?" Jane said and they both started laughing super loudly! They were almost as red as tomatoes! Did you know that they were referring to their...private parts? Why would they even talk about that?

"You really think it would?" Diana asked and Jane snorted.

"I don't think so, I'm just kidding around." She thought.

"Let me know later!" Diana said winking. Gross!

"I wouldn't ever know, Dee!" Jane said.

"I was kidding! You're no fun anymore. You always fantasized with me about them."

"That wasbefore when I thought Yami was a fictional character. It all changes now.." She said and then her face became all weird and stuff. "But you can see Link's some day! Well, what do you think? Will it be super smooth? Or... maybe a little hair...would he have black or blonde?"

I covered my ears but it didn't work.

"OMGGGGGG JAANEEE KEQGDFQJGCMFCVLI!" Diana started squealing...I hate it when she does that. It hurts my ears. I put my hoodie on to block some of their talking and slumped in my seat while I rapped half of the sandwich that I saved for Link. He's going to be so surprised and happy with me. He loves Subway.

"Okay, let's head home!" Jane said as she got up. Did I miss the whole ending to that? Sweet.

Joey's Apartment

6:00 pm

Grandpa, Mai and Serenity inside.

Yami, Link, Joey, Duke, and Yugi outside.

Yugi's P.O.V

The day was ending and we were going to leave very soon. It was so great seeing Grandpa again. He's doing very well! Joey and Mai are becoming really serious now...I would bet my dueling deck that in no time, they will get married. We came outside for some fresh air and to get away from Grandpa and the girls for a little while to just talk but, to be honest, I thought we were going to talk about Duel Monsters but boy, was I mistaken.

"Come on, Joey." Duke teased, "Pretend that Mai doesn't exist. What kind of girl would you be interested in?"

"I'm serious, Duke!" Joey said in his usual accent, "Someone exactly like Mai! She's beautiful, she's brave and she doesn't put up with anyone's crap."

"You would need someone like that," Link said, rapping an arm around Joey's neck playfully, "You know, to balance out the relationship."

I laughed at Link's joke and Joey groaned, laughing sarcastically.

"Ha-Ha. Alright!" He said trying to break from Link's hold, but failing, "Why you guys on me for, Eh? What about Yugi?" I jumped.

"Huh?" I said. Why did he have to drag me into this?

"What kind of girl would you like, Yugi?" I looked at the Pharaoh and he was smiling slightly. I can't believe he was enjoying this as much as they were. I blushed.

"Uh.. well.." I started, twiddling my fingers.

"Rebecca. Right, Yugi?" Link asked. Urgh.. there's his cocky side again.

"I...I suppose I wouldn't be all that picky," I said, scratching my cheek with my index finger, "as long as she's short like me...and maybe reminds me often enough that I'm important to her..."

"Sounds exactly like Rebecca." Duke said bluntly. If i spoke anymore I was going to explode so I stopped to keep my blushing in place. Link laughed a bit at Duke and lucky for me, the attention was on him.

"What about you, Duke?" Link asked, standing significantly with both hands on his hips as though he was trying to make Duke intimidated.

"Girl is my type. I'll take em all." Duke said.

"Come on!" Joey said, doubting his statement.

"I'm serious," Duke started, "If she's got all the parts, I'm happy."

I can't believe he said that.

"You're disgusting." Link said.

"Hey, it's not my fault that the ladies have the hots for Duke Devlin. There is plenty of Dukey to go around." He said and then he looked at the Pharaoh who was leaning against the wall about 2 meters away from us with his arms crossed. "You think you'll get away with this by being quiet in the corner, Pharaoh?"

"Hmph." He replied with a grin.

"Hey, Y-know, now that ya mention it.." Joey started. "What is your type Pharaoh?"

The Pharaoh was silent at first, probably wondering if he should answer us or not. But we were all men, here just talking all in good fun. Besides, I answered the question so it was only fair.

"Hm..." He replied. "I don't think I have specifics to share..." He wondered.

"Don't tell me you're like Devlin..." Joey worried. I laughed a little at that. The Pharaoh is no where near a Duke Devlin, but he has had his share of experiences. I wonder if I'm the only one who knows that.

"No Joey, not at all." The Pharaoh said, almost chuckling that time. "I suppose...someone open minded. Someone familiar with game of Duel Monsters." Oh, good one. I should have said that.

"Of course. What about looks?" Duke asked, "Black hair, big tits, short, what?"

Link intervened.

"Why is that relevant?" He asked, defending the Pharaoh's honour.

"You're saying you'd get intimate with a girl if she had an eye patch?" Duke said and Link rolled his eyes and crossed his arms. The Pharaoh also reacted by closing his eyes.

"Now you're playing ignorance, Duke." He said. "That's not what he meant."

"Alright alright," Duke confessed, "But now that we're on the subject, Link..."

Duke was implying for Link to explain but Link answered a completely different question.

"I don't know...I guess that a larger pair uh, grunt, that is a curvier...uh- you know what? I don't really care much about what she'd look like, it depends how much we'd have in common, or how she acts. I mean, you can have a beautiful girl who's obnoxious, or a decent looking girl who would jump in front of a bullet for you. Take your pick." Link said this with very much confidence that I didn't even know he had.

"Are you saying that Zelda's obnoxious?" Joey asked and Link snorted.

"That has nothing to – why even bring up Zelda?" Link stuttered.

"Is she hot?" Duke asked. And why do I get the feeling he's thinking inappropriately of her? Link sighed.

"Sure, she's attractive, why?"

"Do you guys have a thing?" Joey asked and Link removed his hat and began to fix its shape with his hands.

"Nah, she's like my sister." He said, adjusting his hat on his head. "It gets annoying now and then when people continue to assume it's more than that."

It was silence for a few moments and then Duke broke the peace.

"You still didn't answer my question, Pharaoh?" Everyone fell anime style.

The Pharaoh waited a few seconds to respond.

"...Yes, I did?"

"What is your type regarding looks?" Duke emphasized the last word. The Pharaoh looked down and breathed out a long heavy sigh before answering and stood up straight from his lean.

"Hm...my preference..." He said and he took two steps toward the rest of us. "She would have to have an appealing face..." He continued to think. I was surprised he said that much.

"Sounds like Mai..." Joey said with a derpy face. "She knows Duel Monsters and has an appealing face..."

The Pharaoh ignored him and I probably would have too. That was a dumb thing to even mention. The Pharaoh may not say it out loud by I know exactly what his type is...and Mai is not it. Mai is too tough. The Pharaoh would want to protect his girl and he wouldn't be able to if she's too tough. An appealing face? That is true. He also likes long hair and if you really know him like I do... you would know that he loves legs. A girl with shorts or a dress and everything else he loves would be perfect for him.

"Alright, enough talk." Link said, feeling awkward now. "Time to head back. Let's hope the girls haven't destroyed the house."

Going to Bed

11:00 pm Upstairs

Narrator's P.O.V

Dinner was eaten, pajamas are worn, dishes are clean, and lights are out. Everyone was getting ready to get to sleep and the Pharaoh had just the girls left to say goodnight to. On his way to their room, Diana came out of her washroom, quickly ran up to him and poked his stomach before running into her room before he could do anything about it. He sweat-dropped and knocked on their door.

"Yeah?" Jane called and Yami opened it slowly. "Oh. Hey Yami." She said smiling.

"Just making sure you guys are getting rest." He said as he looked at Jane. "Good night Jane."

"Goodnight." She answered and the Pharaoh looked at Diana with an annoyed stare and shut the door.

"Oh I see how it is!" He heard her say. When he walked into his room, Yugi was already laying in bed waiting, playing solitaire on his phone.

"You know," He said when the Pharaoh came in and shut the door. "It's no Duel Monsters game, but it's kind of addicting."

The Pharaoh chuckled and removed his shirt by his dresser to change into his pajamas.

"Hey, Pharaoh?" Yugi asked when his game ended. Yami joined him in the queen bed and pulled a fluff out of Yugi's hair.

"Yes, Yugi?" He asked and Yugi sat up.

"Now that I think about it...you know...today's conversation back in our realm?" He started.

"Hm." Yami nodded.

"Well, I know you've had...experiences...but, did you ever have a queen when you ruled in Egypt?" Yugi asked delicately and the Pharaoh began removing his wristbands and placing them on the bed side counter.

"The day I became Pharaoh, I was attacked by Bakura." He explained. "I didn't have the time to even think about a queen."

"But what about after you defeated Bakura?" Yugi asked.

"After? I returned to you and here I am." the Pharaoh smiled, playing dumb.

"Yeah but- wait..what?" Yugi was confused and the Pharaoh laughed.

"When we went back in time, we changed history. I am still Pharaoh but I changed the course of my life when I decided to return to the present."

"But, what about before we went back in time? Before me. Your old memories. Did you-?"

"My memory of my old history fails me, Yugi. That is just another realm now. I only remember my new history."

"My brain hurts..." Yugi started and the Pharaoh chuckled.

"Get some rest, Yugi." He said and he rubbed Yugi's head once when he laid back down. As the Pharaoh pulled the covers under his arm, he began thinking to himself...Did he have a queen? If he did, what was she like? Did he ever have children? The last time he felt this way was when his mind was wiped clean, and the more memories that return, the more questions that surfaced.

Junior and Link's Room

Junior bounced on the top bunk, thinking of the girls conversation and swung his head down acrobatically, hanging from the bars to look at Link on the lower bunk. He must be thinking about something because his hat was still on.

"Did you like the sandwich?" Junior asked with enthusiasm. Link broke from his day dream and smiled.

"Yes, bugger," He said happily and when Junior lost his grip on the bar, Link caught him on time, "Can you not do that? You're going to hurt yourself."

Link stood on top of his bed and put Junior back under the covers on the top bunk. Junior thought about their conversation again as Link tucked him in.

"Will you and Zelda ever get married?" He asked and Link sighed annoyed. He thought this topic was left behind in Domino City.

"No bud, I told you before." He said and Junior smiled.

"Oh yeah, 'cause she's my Auntie." He said and Link smiled again at his cuteness.

"Right." He finished tucking him in and slid back down on his own bed. Junior came down acrobatically again.

"Then will you ever marry Jane or Dee?" He asked and Link grunted in shyness.

"Junior!" He raised his voice slightly and tucked him in all over again. "I told you not to do that!"

Junior huffed thinking it was unfair that Link took out his flustered emotions on him. "Is that a no?"

He was just curious himself since Diana and Jane obviously liked him. Link sighed.

"It wouldn't be right to be with a girl who lives in my house." He explained.

"But don't people move in together after they get married? How does that make sense?" Junior asked and Link twitched. This little bugger is getting smarter every day and it is not to Link's advantage.

"Go to sleep." He said, giving him a final noogie before returning to the lower bunk. "And don't hang off the bars anymore."

"You're just mad that I'm right." Junior said and Link kicked the bottom of Juniors mattress, bouncing Junior almost 2 feet up and Junior laughed.

A/N: There's no evidence at all for the type of woman that Link and Yami may like but I made an educated guess based on the animations. I mean, Link has shown to get flustered over Telmas monster tits from Twilight Princess, or the big breasted fairy and the villain from Hyrule Warriors...So I will assume that Link likes busty girls, but then again, Link is just so accepting and kind, so even if he dated a smaller chested girl, I don't think he'd care at all about boobs if he cared about her you know? Zelda isn't busty... and I apologize for Zelda and Link shippers, but I don't really support them much. I always thought they looked like siblings. I really hope my opinion doesn't turn you off to my fanfiction... it really shouldn't though, I mean the description does say OCxCanon so...but anyway...With Yami, I have no idea why, I just feel like he would enjoy an elegant and graceful look, and I feel like long hair and legs fits that description. You're free to leave a review and let me know what you think their dream woman would look like! Thanks for reading~