A/n: Aha! Here is the long awaited part II of Gohan's first day of school! Yes, your eyes do not deceive you! I got bored of describing every so-called unique day of each character's life. I've described the daily life of every character in the previous chapter, so now we begin Gohan's adventures in Elementary school! After this arc will come the new and improved Garlic Jr. with a surprise guest appearance! And various other arcs will appear, with minor changes (hopefully humorous) and different crazy filler arcs in between. Well, here ya'll go! The first of my two-part school arc!

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RR Academy

"Gohan! How did you get to school today?" Lime glared at Gohan menacingly, daring the young demisaiyan to lie to her.

"I flew," Gohan repeated for the umpteenth time, "it's a style of Martial Arts taught by the Crane school of Martial Arts."

"I know you're lying," Lime kept glaring, "no one knows how to fly except those aliens who destroyed that city six months ago. Unless you're the human-alien hybrid descendant of a nearly instinct warrior race, I don't see how it'd be possible you can fly."

"Aww, c'mon Lime," piped up Chico, "I think Gohan's active imagination is great entertainment! I think he'll be a great writer when he grows up."

Gohan groaned. This was impossible. One girl thought he was lying and the other thought he was a great storyteller. Gohan's only comfort was Rom-

"Yeah, Gohan. I know you were pretty good with that sword, but you don't honestly think we'll believe that you can also fly."

Gohan groaned louder. It was impossible. How would he survive?

"Lime! Stop interrupting my-" the teacher began to reprimand.

"Principal Red!" Lime said.

The teacher looked around wildly, readjusting her glasses frantically. "Where!" she screeched.

In The Principal's office

"Ah-choo!" sneezed the principal. "Damn it, who made me sneeze? Flu season's dangerous! I'll hunt down the person that did this." With that, the principal left his office on a mission: search and destroy! I mean, uh, encourage the kids.

In Class

"Lime!" the teacher thundered. After cleaning the room, rearranging the furniture, and knocking out, i mean, quieting the routier of the students, the teacher had found out her efforts were in vain. There was no angry, short, hunky (gross!), principal red at her door.

"Principal Red!" Chico gasped.

"No Chico, Lime already tried that," Rom explained patiently.

"But Principal-" Gohan started.

"Gohan, what've I told you about lying?" Lime asked the demisaiyan.

"Gohan!" the teacher joined in, "HOW DARE YOU USE THE PRIN-"

"What about me?" asked principal Red.

"Oh Principal Red!" the teacher gasped, patting down her uniform and readjusting her glasses, "uh, nothing! How about you and I get a doughnut after work?"

"You do realize you could get fired for flirting with me?" the short man asked.

"But Reddy! Then I wouldn't be able to-"

"NOT IN FRONT OF THE KIDS!" the principal interrupted.

Deep in Space

"I will find you Kakarot!" Vegeta raged. Just then, another spaceship sped by Vegeta's.

Hmm, thought Vegeta, the design seems to be that of the Yardrats. There's also a great power level in there, but nowhere near as strong as the one from the South Galaxy. No matter, my objective is Kakarot.

"Was that Vegeta?" Goku asked. He jumped when he received an unexpected reply.

"Yes," replied the ship's computer.

"Wow! You can talk? Why haven't you talked before now? Why hasn't Roshoundi told me about you-"

On Yardrat

"AAAHH-CHOOO!" Ten million zeni to whoever guesses correctly.

Goku's ship

"-Do you like ramen? Do you hate frying pans? Do you have a son-" Goku kept on asking. Give him a break, it's been a month since he was on Yardrat.

"Too...many...questions...So...stupid...must...preserve...sanity-"

"Hey! That wasn't-" Goku began.

"Malfunction...will self-destruct in five, four, three, two..."

"AAAAAAHHHH!" Goku screamed in terror.

Vegeta's ship

"Was that Kakarot?" asked Vegeta.

Classroom

"but Principal Red, I just-" the teacher tried again.

"Not another word out of you," the principal retaliated, "I don't have time for this. Lime, you have detention with me in my office at lunch."

"But it was Gohan's fault," Lime improvised.

"Gohan, you too," was the principal's response.

"Nooo!" both Gohan and the teacher said. Both glared at Lime, one in disbelief and one in jealousy.

Lime gulped uneasily.

Kame House

"Krillin! You're late for work!" Master Roshi hollered.

"Oh man, not good!" Krillin yelled as he jumped out of bed to look at the clock.

"Wait. It's five o'clock. I don't have to get in till eight. What's wrong with you?" Krillin yelled.

"You still have to deliver the milk."

"Damn it ya old coot! You trained me and goku more than a decade ago!" Krillin emphasized this by kicking his master out the door and into the ocean.

"Yeah! That felt good!" shouted Krillin.

"Uh, Krillin? You realize that's the clock with a dead battery, right?" asked Turtle.

"What? Where's the working clock?" Krillin asked, panicked.

"Right here." Turtle handed the small digital clock over to Krillin. Krillin looked at the clock and vanished in a great gust of wind.

Orange Star Elementary

"Good morning class, I was just reading the paper in my office," said a panting Krillin.

"But sir," said a nerd named Pen, "I checked to see if you-"

"Moving on!" exclaimed Krillin.

"But sir, he was just saying-" Erasa tried to defend the nerd.

"Next person to cause trouble's in detention!" Krillin shouted.

"Hey Mr. Chestnut?" Videl asked with suspicion.

"If it's a rude comment, then forget it," said the short man.

""Sir, I think she was trying to ask about your lack of hair," Sharpener bravely tried to get on Videl's good side.

"Yeah, tell us!" Videl yelled.

"That's it! Videl, detention at lunch and fattie has to run twenty laps!" Krillin raged.

"Darn it!" both children said simultaneously. Sharpener began his laps while dodgeball commenced in the gym.

RR Academy

"Yes!" cheered the principal, "I will finally take revenge on that little punk for destroying my army! I will torture him with the son I never knew he had! And then, when Goku's dead and gone, I will take his wife for myself! That lady was-"

"But Red," pleaded the teacher.

"Silence!" screamed Red, "there will not be any inconveniences this time around. I finally got rid of that big oaf Black and nothing will stop me! AAHAHAHAHAHAA!"

"Sir," said a bored secretary.

"No!" the principal said in shock, "You're dead! Go away you big meanie!"

"You have a conference with Orange Star Elementary's principal this afternoon regarding detention policies." continued the petite secretary.

"DIE, GENERAL BLACK!" screamed Red as he tried to bodyslam the person who used the S-word. The principal missed and went crashing through the wall and into Lime and Gohan's dentention room.

Orange Star Elementary

"Krillin!"

Krillin jolted awake and looked around frantically. "What!" he yelled, "I wasn't sleeping!"

The principal looked at him funny, but continued. "I need you to do me a favor. At lunchtime-"

"With all due respect sir," Krillin said, trying to prevent the potential loss of his lunch, "that's my lunchtime and I'd much appreciate it if-"

"Consider this a punishment for sleeping on the job," the principal countered. "I need you to go and discuss detention policies with our rival school, RR Academy."

"But what about the students I put on detention today?" asked Krillin, hoping for an escape.

"Good thinking Mr. Chestnut," complimented the principal, "bring them with you."

"But Principal Black-" whined Krillin.

"No buts!" The principal ended the discussion by breaking Krillin's desk and leaving the room. Krillin sighed in frustration.

"Why me?"

A/n: Hope this makes up for the lateness. Well, until two days my friends. T0B0W, OVER AND OUT!