Chapter 7

Obi Wan was lying on a couch. Qui Gon's spirit sat on a chair next to him taking notes and observing him.

"I mean, I just don't get it. He used to be my friend, my brother. He's such a meanie," said Obi Wan.

"Okay. Listen, I think you're overreacting. You just-" Obi Wan interrupted Qui Gon.

"You don't know everything, you nincompoop!" he yelled.

"Wait, what did you just call me?" asked Qui Gon.

" You're taking his side! You ALWAYS take his side! Ever since he was a kid you stuck up for him and protected him! Damn that Jake Lloyd!" yelled Obi Wan.

"Damn WHO? Are you insane?" said Qui Gon.

"Aren't YOU supposed to be the judge of that? Mr. I know everything!" yelled Obi Wan.

Obi Wan got up and walked across the room and straight out the window, fell two stories, hit the ground, and walked away.

"Nincompoop," Obi Wan mumbled as he walked away.

Qui Gon walked out of the room to see Anakin sitting down reading a magazine.

"Anakin, I'm afraid Obi Wan has gone completely insane, and that fall didn't help much," said Qui Gon, concerned.

"Did I ask?" replied Anakin.

"Well, I'd like to continue this rude and insensitive conversation, but I have a session with Yoda in two minutes and a tee time at three," Qui Gon said and walked off.

Luke ran up the stairs to Anakin.

"Dad! You're back!" yelled Luke hugging Anakin.

"Luke, I just went out to get the mail. Did you apologize to your sister?" asked Anakin.

"I tried, but she punched me in the face and threw my lightsaber in the toilet," replied Luke, showing him a red mark on his cheek.

"Listen, Luke. Your mother and I have decided to send you to the academy here on Naboo instead of private training as a padawan. Okay?" said Anakin.

"But I was having fun! I like training with Obi Wan!" yelled Luke.

"I know, but the point is you're not learning anything. This is not a good learning atmosphere for you," said Anakin.

"What do you mean?" asked Luke.

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Yoda ran off screaming, "With great power, comes great responsibility!" He tried to shoot a web out of his hands to fly down the stairs, but he fell and hit every single stair and tumbled down to the bottom with Qui Gon chasing after him.

"Okay. I'll go to the academy," said Luke.

"That's my boy," said Anakin.

Anakin went looking for Leia. He found her sitting in her room, playing with a doll.

"Leia?" said Luke.

"Hi Dad," replied Leia.

"Is there any reason you've been beating up on your brother lately?" asked Anakin.

"Well, I guess, um. Never mind," said Leia, turning her head.

"Come on. What is it?" asked Anakin.

"It's just, well, Luke gets to be a Jedi, right?" Anakin nodded, "Well, I'm his twin sister, aren't I supposed to do the same thing?" asked Leia.

"Sigh. Is this why you pushed Luke down the stairs when Mace was here? To prove you're stronger?" asked Anakin.

"That among other things," Leia grinned.

"You've never shown any excitement over Jedi training. Luke's been talking about it since he could speak," said Anakin.

"I know. I guess I really do want to be a Jedi," replied Leia.

"I'll talk it over with some people, alright?" said Anakin.

Anakin heard tip toeing behind him. He turned around and saw Yoda staring at him.

"DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!" yelled Anakin.

Yoda nearly jumped out of his skin. He ran out of Leia's room and right into the hallway wall, spilling his Pepsi all over the floor.