Disclaimer: i don't own Gorillaz

I asked Master if there was any way i could become a real human. He said that i can never be human; i can only ever be a copy, an imitation. He says that one day i will be shut down. I don't want that to happen! I want to be human...i want to be Real Noodle's sister...

Master says to forget about ever being like a human.

"It's not possible."

Everyone thought it would be impossible to make a cyborg using Real Noodle's DNA, and Master managed to accomplish this task. So why? Why can't he make me human? Am i not good enough?

I will ask the others. Surely one of them must think that it's possible...

*Entry 7*

Master, Dullard and Russel were watching "Top Gear" on the tv today. Real Noodle hasn't come out of her room. Dullard says she's not feeling well. I don't really know what this means. Maybe it is similar to how tired i feel when i need to recharge.

Master started complaining about knowing the true identity of "The Stig" now. Who is "The Stig"? I asked Master, but Russel just said that i wouldn't understand.

According to Master, this "Stig" person isn't even the real "Stig" anymore. Was he an imposter? I don't think i'll ever know because apparantly he's been "fired".

Dullard thinks that they'll send the original "Stig" into space and then get a new "Stig" from "Stig Planet" to come down to Earth.

-Searching for "Stig Planet"-

-Error! "Stig Planet" does not exist-

I think i will malfunction soon.

Master just hit Dullard on the head and called him an idiot.

I can't help but think about this "Stig" person though. If they do get another "Stig", then what will happen to the original? Is the new "Stig" also a cyborg designed to replace the original? And if so, will the original "Stig" be ok with this?

...

Is Real Noodle ok with me being built? She shouldn't be. There can only ever be one Noodle.

It is not me. I am not Noodle. And no matter how hard i try to become human, i never will be Noodle.

Master is right. Maybe i should be shut down permanently...

*End of Entry 7*

Entry 7 is here! :3

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