Brownies and Vanity

As soon as Sarah Jane had placed her foot down on the attic floorboards, Mr. Smith attacked her. Well, not literally, just bombarding her with the fact Torchwood was still on hold and the Captain was getting ready to come down as he thought something was wrong. "I disappear for half an hour, and the Captain thinks something has happened to me", Sarah Jane said as she set down her box on her sofa, "Put them through Mr. Smith, better late than never".

The three teens plonked themselves down onto the sofa next to Sarah's bigger on the inside cardboard box to watch the events unfold. The Doctor had, well, kicked them out of the TARDIS so he could complete his 'plan'. Sarah Jane was a bit miffed to say the least, but the Doctor insisted, and promised her that things would happen a lot quicker if he didn't have them asking twenty questions every time he took a breath. Nothing's changed there then.

"Oh, thank god", Jack sighed in relief as he saw Sarah Jane's face on screen, but then as he looked harder he added, "So it's not just us then".

"I gather that was about Martha and Mickey, seeing that they have suddenly become twelve year olds", Sarah Jane confirmed with him.

"Yeah, there was this sort of explosion of light and then..." Jack looked behind her and around the attic, "Where's the Doctor?"

"Where do you think?" Sarah Jane raised an eyebrow at him.

"Stupid question really wasn't it?" he shrugged as Sarah nodded in agreement, "Where were you may I ask?"

"Having le grande tour de TARDIS", Clyde said in his best French accent.

"Have you come out with a bag of goodies each?" Martha asked as her new mature face popped up in front of Jack.

"Yes, Mum too", Luke replied, "You're looking happier".

"Thanks, twelve year old hormones are so much better to cope with", she smiled at him, "How old are you supposed to be now Sarah Jane?"

"Twenty-five Martha", Sarah Jane smiled back at her, "And I agree with you, I much prefer this age to this morning".

"What about the Doctor?" Mickey asked as he jumped up from behind Jack and leant over his shoulders.

"He's all teeth and curls", Rani replied.

"Good luck", Jack laughed, "So, do you guys know what happened?"

"The TARDIS, being the almighty space time machine that she is, coughed", Clyde smiled, using his hands to help express himself.

"She coughed!" Jack squeaked.

"What's happened now?" Ianto asked as he appeared from somewhere in the inner depths of the Torchwood hub, "Looking good Sarah Jane".

"Thank you Ianto", Sarah Jane smiled at him, "Yes Jack, she coughed. And will be coughing again in the future".

"So, we could end up at any stage in our lives at anytime if the TARDIS gets a tickly throat", Martha worried.

"No", Sarah Jane corrected her, "The TARDIS has been able to predict the coughs and what the results will be. I'll get Mr. Smith to send over the timetable she has made".

"So, how long will we look like this?" Mickey wondered.

"Till about nine this evening", Luke answered.

"Oh, fun", Martha said sarcastically, "Then what?"

"You go back to your correct appearances. The ones before all of this", Rani told them.

"Who, what, when, why?" Gwen asked as she entered the Torchwood hub carrying two bags of shopping in each hand.

"Martha and Mickey are going to change again cos the TARDIS is coughing, and Sarah Jane is sending us a list of what and when it will all happen", Jack told her as he looked over the shopping, "You don't mind going shopping again do you?"

"No, seeing as you are paying", Gwen laughed and gave Jack a playful nudge, "Oh, hi guys. Oh my, you look excellent Sarah Jane".

"Thanks", she smiled, when suddenly there was a ring at the doorbell.

"Who could that be?" Rani asked, "Mum would have rung me if she wanted me".

"Hmm, I'll go and see who it is", Sarah Jane said as she turned on the spot and headed for the door, "I'll see you guys later".

"Bye Miss Smith. We wait eagerly for that list", Jack replied, "Close communications Mr. Smith".

The four of them watched the Torchwood hub disappear and Mr. Smith's normal screen reappear. The doorbell rang again, twice this time, quite eagerly. "If the Doctor comes out saying he is going to blow up the house, K-9 shoot him, Mr. Smith contain him, and you three shout the house down", Sarah Jane said as she went through the door, before sticking her head back in and adding, "You can handle that right?"

"Shoot, contain and shout, got it", Clyde nodded to her as he ran through the checklist.

"Instructions understood Mistress", K-9 confirmed as his blaster nozzle extended from his nose.


Sarah Jane couldn't help but laugh as she descended the stairs, and the three teens had to join in as they heard her continue down the stairs to answer the blasted door. It couldn't be Gita, according to Rani's logic as she would have rung. Clyde knew it couldn't be his mum, as during the day she just let him get on with his own thing and only called if she wanted some inspiration when cooking tea, which happened once in a full moon as Clyde, was now the chef in the house. And Luke didn't really communicate with others outside of the people in the attic right now in school unless it was absolutely necessary.

Just then, the TARDIS doors opened and out stepped the Doctor, an almighty smile on his face as he did. In his hand he held some sort of television remote that he seemed to have vamped up as there were some wires sticking out of the top, and he had changed some of the buttons to switches. The teens had to admit he looked rather good in his new outfit, but it had taken some persuading from Sarah for him not to wear the scarf. As a compromise, he got to wear the fedora, and have the grey coat if it rained. This was more than likely, due to the amount of precipitation in the recent years of the British summer.

"Do you think you and your mother will miss your television remote Luke", he asked as he waved it at them.

"I will", Clyde sulked as he leant forward and rested his head in his hands, "It's stuck on the news channel, how am I supposed to teach Luke the rules of football now?"

"Well, then with a flick of this switch..." he started as he moved his hand to the big flip switch in the centre of the device, "Where is Sarah?"

"Answering the door", Rani told him, "Someone was obviously eager to speak to someone in this house".

"Yeah, I'm surprised they haven't broken the doorbell after ringing it so many times", Luke added.

"Is that what that annoying noise was?" the Doctor asked as he placed the remote down on the desk.

"You could hear it from in there?" Luke asked.

"Oh yeah", the Doctor said as he stuck his hands into his pockets and tapped his foot.

His wild eyes started to gaze around the attic. Probably the first good look he had had since arriving. The first time was probably a good once look over, but now he was analysing every detail of Sarah Jane's home, like he had done earlier when they had their 'wonderful' breakfast. Suddenly, he seemed to become restless, the tapping of his foot increasing, and he took out a yo-yo from his pocket and began to play with it. "How long is she going to be?" he asked quickly, heading over to the door, stopping his yo-yoing.

"Give her a chance", Rani stopped him, jumping up from her seat and walking over to him.

"Do you require me to carry out Mistress Sarah Jane's instructions", K-9 asked as he rolled forward.

"Not yet K-9", Luke told him quickly.

"What instructions would those be?" the Doctor wondered as he stood at the threshold of the attic door.

"Shoot, contain and shout if you decided to blow up the attic", Clyde told him as he stood from the sofa.

"Do I look like I am about to blow up the attic?" he asked them, which he received a shake of the head from each of them, "And would you like to see what this plan of mine is or not?"

"Be quick about it then", Clyde replied as a huge smile crept across his face.

And with no further instructions needed, the Doctor jumped, or ran down three steps at a time, down to the second floor.


"Oh, I'm coming", Sarah Jane shouted as she reached the bottom of the stairs.

Whoever was at her door, was either very impatient or was in a rush. Sarah hoped it was the latter as then at least whatever they wanted would be over and done with quickly. She grabbed the keys next to her home phone on the end table at the bottom of the stairs, and fumbled about with them as she walked over to the door.

The person on the other side, Sarah Jane was very surprised to see. And was the last person she would have expected to be at her front door with a plate full of chocolate brownies and a pile of papers. But the person behind with them, she wasn't that surprised to see. "Oh hello", Haresh Chandra said as he saw Sarah.

"Hi, Gita Chandra", Gita pushed past her husband to shake Sarah's hand; "This is my husband Haresh. Are you another relative of Sarah's?"

"Oh, um, yes", she replied, trying to remember 'she' hadn't met the Chandra's before, "Elisabeth, I'm the younger Sarah Jane's older sister".

Yeah, that sounded good in Sarah's head. It was normal these days for siblings to have large gaps between their ages, and the Chandra's seemed to be buying it too. "Gosh, you all look very alike", Gita pointed out, "Almost identical".

"Uh, yes, but do you mind me asking how you know Aunt Sarah Jane?" Sarah asked them, already knowing the answer.

"We live across the road", Haresh said quickly.

"Oh, so you are Rani's parents", Sarah Jane acted excited about the occasion.

"Oh, Rani's ours alright. Is she having fun in there with you lot", Gita asked as she looked over Sarah's shoulder to see if she could lay eyes on her daughter at all.

"Yes, she, Clyde and Cousin Luke are helping us unpack. Granddad always brings too much stuff with him", she laughed, "Just dumps it all over the place".

"Yes, I was hoping that I could speak to you grandfather, when he does have time, about his post in the school", Haresh said as he passed Gita the plate of Brownies, and handed Sarah Jane the papers in his hand; "Could you give these to him? It's the GCSE Physics Syllabus".

"Yeah of course, no problem", Sarah replied and giving it a worrying quick glance before they heard a loud thud from behind, and a mass of curly brown hair popped up from behind her.

"You coming or not Sarah?" the Doctor asked, "Its ready now".

"Dear, it's me, Elisabeth, not Sarah Jane", Sarah told him slowly, slightly nudging her head towards the Chandras.

"Oh yes, sorry", he said with a slight cough, "You do look very alike".

"We were just saying that", Gita smiled as she passed the Brownies back to Haresh, and extended her hand for him to shake, "Gita Chandra, this is my husband Haresh".

"Harry Sullivan at your service", the Doctor replied, making Sarah giggle slightly, "I'm Elisabeth's, uh, long term partner".

"Nice to meet you", Haresh nodded, and then looking down at the brownies that were causing both he and his wife so much trouble, "These are for you".

"Oh, thank you", the Doctor said as he took the plate off of him and gave them a quick sniff.

"We'll get Rani to bring it back over later", Sarah Jane told them.

"Thank you", Gita replied, "C'mon Haresh. The garden needs watering".

"Please give those papers to your grandfather. It's really quite important", Haresh shouted as Gita dragged him down the driveway.

"Will do", Sarah called after them, before turning to the Doctor and in a high pitched innocent voice, "Here you are granddad, Rani's dad asked me to give you these".

"Oh thank you dear, where shall I put these", he asked, playing along, in a slightly deeper voice, indicating towards the brownies.

"Bring them on up, we can eat them whilst you explain your master plan to us", she told him as she took one from the plate and put it in her mouth, "Oh, they're lush".


"Who do you think was at the door?" Luke wondered as he heard it slam downstairs, the Doctor's mission had been successful then.

"Dunno", Clyde shrugged as he fiddled about with one of the alien objects on Sarah Jane's desk, "Could've been anyone".

"Right!" the Doctor yelled as he appeared at the attic door much sooner than was physically possible after they had only just heard it slam, "Are we all present?"

"Almost", Sarah Jane shouted up the stairs, "Just bringing them up".

"Them?" Luke wondered.

"The brownies" the Doctor told him as he went over to his modified remote.

"Why do you want a bunch of seven year old girls up here?" Clyde asked worried what side effects this Artron energy thing could be having on all of them.

"Not that sort of Brownie Clyde" the Doctor sighed like it was a simple thing, "The chocolate brownies Gita brought over".

"So it was my mother", Rani huffed, "Told you it would be".

Just then, Sarah Jane walked into the attic, carrying the biggest plateful of brownies any of them had even laid eyes upon before. The smell hit the teens like a train into a car, and all of the stood and looked eagerly at the plate. "Are they for us?" Luke asked quickly.

"Yes", Sarah Jane replied, elongating the answer as she was taken by surprise by her son's enthusiasm over the food.

"Can we have some now?" Clyde asked if not quicker.

"That is what I brought them up here for", Sarah Jane replied as she walked into the middle of the attic.

"Ah not yet", the Doctor stopped the stampede of teenagers; "First, we need to show off my plan".

With that, he waved his converted television remote in front of them all. As Sarah Jane looked the device over, she could feel the absolute annoyance build up inside of her. He had taken one of her belonging without asking, again. She took a deep breath and took her hands to her hip, giving the Doctor the look of Death. "Is that my television remote?" she asked him.

"Yes", the Doctor replied, "You don't mind do you?"

"Not in the slightest", she replied sarcastically.

"Good", the Doctor concluded, ignoring her sarcasm, "Now, I want you all to close your eyes".

The three teens closed their eyes after a brief giggle at the Doctor and Sarah's little spat. With a sigh, Sarah closed hers and dropped her arms. The Doctor did a little dance to check that their eyes were closed; one of them would have laughed if they hadn't. He quickly adjusted some of the settings on the remote, and gave one last glance towards the TARDIS. It was now or never, and he flicked the switch.

The Doctor knew it was a success, when a bright light bounced off every wall in the attic, and streams of energy poured out from the TARDIS door down through the floorboards. The Doctor was thankful it had worked. It was risky doing this with the TARDIS being 'ill' and all, but if she was able to take over Sarah, then she was capable of doing this. "Okay, you can open your eyes now", the Doctor said with one of the biggest grins on his face ever, which was something that was hard for this Doctor to accomplish.

The teens all opened their eyes instantly, and the first one to say anything was Clyde. "Oh my God", he said quietly, as Rani leapt around the room like a spring lamb.

Luke was being overwhelmed by questions in his head, so many to ask. He just stood there, as if unable to move, but his eyes darted around the room like everything was new. Well it was. On the other hand, Sarah kept her eyes closed, afraid by what she may find. Clyde's outburst didn't help the situation, but the sound of Rani running from one place to the next was encouraging. "Sarah, you can open your eyes", the Doctor told her as he walked over to her side.

"I'm afraid to", she replied.

"Why?" he asked as he placed his hand upon her shoulder.

"It doesn't bear thinking to what you may have done to my attic", she laughed slightly, "Without you it has been gooped, invaded, and been the centre of world domination. With you, it could be as ten times worse than that".

"You really think that I'm that bad?" questioned her, "I don't think giving you a little more space is a bad thing".

"A little more space!" Luke exclaimed, "You call this a little more space".

To that, Sarah Jane just had to open her eyes. The sound of absolute glee in her son's voice meant that what the Doctor had done, was one of his miracles. Her eyelids lifted at almost the speed of light, and what she found was more mesmerising, more unforgettable, than any planet, civilisation or wonder of the universe the Doctor had ever shown her, except for the TARDIS herself. But, technically, what was before them was the TARDIS, in some way.

Basically, the attic had doubled in size, if not more. The outside walls and roof had been pushed back, merging with bright white and roundels in the places where it was needed, and the floor was turned into a collection of white tile and used wood. Mr. Smith seemed not to have moved from Sarah Jane's point of view, neither had the TARDIS, but right next was the TARDIS console itself. How the hell was that possible?

What looked like to Sarah, was that her attic and the TARDIS had meshed together to form one large expanse of a control centre for all of them to run their alien sorting out activities from. Her shelves of books and tables of alien items had all been pushed back to the side, creating a rather nice open and clean space around the console and Mr. Smith.

The door and the little step up to it had been moved back from her, and this was where Luke was standing in absolute awe. Even his genius brain was having difficulty keeping up with the Doctor's speed of miracle working. Rani and Clyde were exploring the larger space, and Clyde seemed please by the fact that there was now, more room to play table football.

There was now a coat stand by the attic door, and the items on the back of the white wood had moved to sit upon this new item, doing what it was designed for. The TARDIS also seemed to have multiplied the number of sofas in Sarah Jane's attic, as there was now not one, not two, but three of her aunt Lavinia's old velvet sofas sitting in a u shape. "What did you do?" Sarah Jane asked the Doctor with a large smile upon her face.

"Reversed the polarity in the neutron flow", he said quickly, looking for the quick way out.

"That doesn't apply here Doctor", Luke told him.

"Damn, thought I could get away with that, forgot you were in the room Luke", the Doctor smiled at the boy, "Well, uh, basically I told the TARDIS to reverse her internal dimension outward so instead of the machine being contained in a police box, she is now contained in Sarah Jane's house. That is probably the easiest answer".

"So my house, is now the TARDIS?" Sarah Jane squeaked.

"No. That", he pointed towards the police box, "is still the TARDIS. She has just shifted some of her rooms outside to be contained within your house. If I was to run into those doors, I would find the console room without your attic, and the rest of the TARDIS".

"So it is like a game demo", Clyde suggested, "You get a bit of the game, but not the whole thing, without actually owning the game".

"Yes", the Doctor told him, overjoyed with the real life scenario.

"But why do it?" Sarah asked.

"Oh, you are full of questions today aren't you" the Doctor smiled at his former companion, "You have such a lovely house Sarah Jane, and with the TARDIS here, we won't use it. So, by merging them together, we use your house, and at the same time get the fun of the TARDIS. Also, it can be turned off; I installed a switch by the front door for when we have 'guests'".

"Suppose I can live with that", Sarah shrugged, "Now, brownies anyone?"


It had been one busy afternoon. What rooms the TARDIS had decided to share with Sarah's house was unbelievable, and where they went was even more impressive. Under the stairs, was the TARDIS library, the airing cupboard on the first floor was now occupied by the swimming pool and spa, and the kitchen had expanded into almost two rooms. One side was Sarah Jane's regular kitchen, and on the other, was the TARDIS galley producing a never ending supply and variety of foods.

Sarah Jane's room had changed too, along with Luke's. Her room was now a menagerie of her regular room, and the one from the TARDIS. One half was the regular room, with her bed by the window looking out over her garden, and the other half, closer to the door and into the wall, was her TARDIS room. Her TARDIS bed seemed to have changed into some sort of pink seat, Sarah guessing that the TARDIS knew that she didn't really need two beds, which was being greedy. And most surprising, was that her wardrobe led into Narnia. Not really, it led into the TARDIS wardrobe, but it was like stepping into Narnia.

Luke's room was similar, except that the TARDIS had merged his with one of the guys' rooms. The Doctor informed him that it was Harry's, the architecture was undeniable. Luke had to admit, just by looking at the stuff in his TARDIS room, even though according to Sarah, he must have only really used it less than ten times, Luke really liked this Harry bloke. Lots of medical books stolen from the TARDIS library, posters of alien anatomy, what more could a boy genius want?

After an interesting dinner that the Doctor came up with, consisting of God only knows what, and to finish off brownies for desert; Sarah Jane put a protest. The Doctor had no room to stay in. He argued that he needed less sleep than humans, which she already knew, but still thought he needed somewhere to go if he wanted space. The actual truth was that Sarah Jane didn't want him fixing up the TARDIS until the early hours of the morning when the rest of them were trying to sleep.

With the Doctor kicking and screaming all the way up to the first floor, Sarah took him to the spare room. "Sarah, I don't need a room. I'm a Time Lord", he told her, winging almost.

"Oh, I know you are a Time Lord", she winged back at him, "But even you need a room. And funnily enough, I have one".

Sarah stopped him in front of the door, and reached to turn the handle open. Before she did though, she stuck her other arm backwards, and grabbed the Doctor's waistcoat as he tried to sneak off. She heard him huff, and felt the tension in the fabric lessen as she realised he had stopped and was going to comply. As she pushed open the door though, expecting to see her lovely guest room that was hardly ever used, she was shocked to find what was there. The Doctor too, had to admit he was a little bit shocked by what they found.

The TARDIS had decided that it was an excellent idea not to let Sarah Jane have just one guest room, but a whole corridor of them. They checked each one of them, and they were exactly the same as the rest, the view out over Bannerman road and all. "Well, I have a choice and a half don't I", the Doctor said as he turned to face Sarah.

"Just a bit", she replied, but then took a hand to her head, "What time is it?"

"Five to nine" the Doctor replied, without even consulting a watch, "Let's get you downstairs and comfy yeah".


Having a good warning this time, the kids and K-9 barricaded themselves behind Sarah's downstairs living room sofa, ready for what was about to happen. They thought it to be very funny and dress up in some of the clothes they had from the TARDIS wardrobe. Clyde and Luke were in some sort of green combat gear, and had drawn two lines across their cheeks with mud. Rani had done something similar, but wore a long dark red cape and carried a spyglass the Doctor had found. They made sure K-9 joined in too, and had strapped a pair of flying goggle over his head, and found small military like pouches to hang over his back.

Before dinner, and a little before Sarah Jane had put up a protest, the Doctor had joined them in on their game, escalating it to a water gun fight out in the back garden. Sarah Jane could only watch and laugh, until the Doctor dragged her in and they all got wet. It turned out Sarah Jane was an excellent shot, and got the others wet more than she got hit. And now, the Doctor sat in a defensive position on Sarah Jane's floor, with his arms wrapped around said female, ready for the Artron energy fluctuation. "Ambush force in position over", Clyde said, pretending to say it into a radio".

Luke had his head sticking out from the sofa, taking note of the Doctor's countdown with his fingers. "Ready to fire in just over a minute over", Luke replied in the same way as Clyde, they were going to give Sarah and the Doctor a few seconds to recover before they completely destroyed them.

"Five, four, three, two, one", the Doctor called, and milliseconds after he finished, there was a large burst of light that went straight over the top of the sofa, keeping the children in the dark.

It was over just as quickly as it had started, and silence filled the room as the children listened out for some sort of sign that they were okay. The Doctor told them not to fire until he gave them some sort of signal. What signal that would be, they were unsure, but it was ominously quiet. Too quiet compared to what had happened earlier that afternoon. They couldn't even hear them breathing. "Do you think they are all right?" Rani asked the boys and metal dog.

"Scan of surrounding area suggests that Mistress Sarah and Doctor Master are functioning normally", K-9 replied as he extended his scanner nozzle and took it back again.

"Good", Luke sighed in relief, "But where's the signal?"

"I'll have a look", Clyde replied as he slowly raised himself up on his knees to look over the top of the sofa, "They're gone".

"What?" Luke jumped up and began to frantically look around.

"That's impossible", Rani joined in as she jumped up and looked around the room, "Maybe not then".

"They can't have just disappeared", Clyde stated as he walked into the middle of the room, "They just can't have".

"Haven't you learnt anything Clyde Langer?" a male voice asked from Sarah's kitchen arch.

They all turned to look. And were they happy to see that face or what? There was the Doctor they knew from all their previous adventures, smiling happily at them. But, in his hands, was the biggest water gun ever, and it was pointed directly at the three of them standing in the centre of Sarah Jane's living room. "Anything is possible", the Doctor finished as he pressurised the gun, "Now Sarah!"

Suddenly, the window behind them opened, and a flurry of water hit them as Sarah Jane released all her fury upon them. Screams of laughter rocketed around the house as the Doctor joined in, and the forceful attack force that was the teenagers was destroyed. They raised their arms in defeat, and dropped their weapons. The Doctor ran into the living room and across to the window, making a looser symbol on his forehead as he went past the kids, sticking his tongue out for good measure. Reaching outside, he pulled in Sarah Jane, who was laughing her head off.

As she flicked her head back, and the hair went from her face, Luke swore he couldn't be happier to see someone in all his life. There was his mother, in all her glory, shouting looser at him and he couldn't be happier. "Mum!" he shouted as he ran over to give her the biggest hug on Earth.

"Oh, what's this for? It's like you haven't seen me for days", she laughed as she hugged him back.

"We haven't", Rani joined in as she and Clyde joined the hug too.

"I think they are happy to see the normal you, Sarah Jane", the Doctor smiled at her.

"The old me", she said back coldly.

"No, the always beautiful you", he corrected her, as he joined them in the suffocate Sarah Jane fest.

The hug between the five of them never seemed to end. They were all soaking wet, but that didn't bother them. The four defenders of Earth had only recently been covered from head to toe in Blathereen goop, and the Doctor had had his fair share of being covered from top to bottom in substances that don't dare thinking about.

As they separated, something caught the Doctor's eye across the room. He removed himself from the hug, and the other four watched him as he walked over to Sarah's Victorian fireplace. Sarah Jane could only smile as she watched him slap his cheeks and grin at his reflection in the mirror. "Ah, it's good to be back", he smiled at his reflection, "'Ello gorgeous".

"Oh, ever vain", Sarah Jane laughed as she threw a pillow at him.


AN: There you go loyal readers; Chapter 7. Hoped you enjoyed it as much as I did writing it. Took me longer than I thought, as I had writers block halfway through. Only for about a day though, which was a good thing. I also have possibly two Christmas presents for you all that I plan to upload closer to the time, they just require some fine tweaking now. One of them is a one shot, and the other looks as though it is going to be a massive AU fic. God help me.

Chapter 8 sounds like it is going to be a good one at the moment inside my head. The first half looks to be very funny, and there is an incident with the shower planned as well. You are just going to have to guess on that one, and Sunday looks like a good day for catching the Foogies. Enjoy the rest of your week, and chapter 8 may be up sometime over the weekend. Depends really on how I feel and how much revision I need to do for my winter mocks. Have one on Friday, one next Monday, one next Wednesday, and one next Thursday. That's all I know so far, but they won't be too long as they can't really test us on much as we have only been there three months.

Please review as ever. Opinions are well appreciated. Thanks for reading this far if you did, and happy 1st December!