Aaaaaaaand here's chapter seven! :D


"You know, I figured out who we can use that Bulbadox powder on," Fred said, stretching. George looked up.

"Who?"

"Kennet Tow-ler," Fred said, grinning at his twin. George jumped to his feet.

"The stupid Ravenclaw?" he asked. Fred nodded, grinning again. George matched his grin exactly. "Good idea. We'll be doing him a favor, really-"

"He'll have an excuse to fail!" Fred cheered. "Where'd we put it? We were going to use it on that kid, and when we found we couldn't get into Ravenclaw tower-"

"I threw it over here," George interrupted, crouching down and digging through their 'trunk of awesomeness', AKA a bag charmed to fit everything they needed to prank people. After a few minutes he pulled out a canister. "Here it is!"

"Now we just need to be able to get in..." Fred mused. "Do you think if we stole Ravenclaw robes and pretended to be really stupid, we could get in?"

George thought on this for a bit, then shook his head. "They'd recognize us."

"Damn it," Fred muttered. "But Slytherins are stupid, we could use that on them some time." George nodded, storing that idea in the back of his mind.

"I bet if we were really quick on getting in - after stealing the Ravenclaw robes, of course - nobody'd notice," George said slowly. His twin brightened.

"Yeah! But how are we..." Fred trailed off. George bit his lip.

"I'll skip Defense Against the Dark Arts if you pretend to be me and see if there's some sort of pattern to the riddles," he offered. Fred nodded slowly.

"Okay. See you!" Fred said, leaving the room. George once again wished they hadn't given the map to Harry. What had possessed them to do that, anyway?


George sat against the wall beside the entrance to the Ravenclaw common room. He got a few nervous looks, but he ignored them, scribbling down every different riddle that was said. So far there didn't seem to be a pattern, but even if there wasn't, a few of the riddles had been repeated, so chances were, he'd have the answer.

A few minutes later, Fred appeared. "You've got detention," he said. "Anyway, did you figure anything out?"

"Wait a minute, what?" George asked. Fred grinned.

"Just kidding. She gave us both detention. I think she suspected that whoever was gone was just skipping, but she couldn't figure out who. I switched who I was every three seconds, too..." he explained. George rolled his eyes.

"It's not tonight, right? Because I'm pretty sure that this thing-" he jerked his quill at the entrance. "Switches riddles every day."

"Yeah, it is today, but we can skip it and just take it tomorrow and a week after," Fred said, waving his hand dismissively. "And I did get Towler detention, so thank me."

George rolled his eyes. "Whatever."


Fred and George, clad in their recently received Ravenclaw robes, ran up to the entrance to Ravenclaw.

"A vessel have I,

That is round as a pear,

Moist in the middle,

Surrounded with hair;

And often it happens

That water flows there."

George consulted his sheet. "Eye."

And, simple as that, they were let into Ravenclaw tower. Fred grinned.

"This is awesome. You should write down the riddles more often," he said. George rolled his eyes.

"Yeah. Sure," he said. "I'm actually pretty surprised that someone didn't tell someone of authority that I was sitting outside there, though."

"Whatever. Where's Towler sleep?" Fred asked. George shrugged.

"I've been too busy getting passwords to worry about that," he said. Fred swore under his breath. "I supposed we could find the one that has a bed with no perfect essays beside it."

Fred shrugged and headed up the stairs. After a bit of searching, they found it.

It was kind of obvious from the 'TOWLER' banner above the pillow. Careful not to wake the others in the room - luckily half of them had detention - Fred dusted Kenneth Towler's pajamas with the Bulbadox powder, going over the bed for good measure.

"Now let's get out of here," he hissed. The Weasley twins sprinted all the way back to Gryffindor tower.

And Kenneth Towler never found out. Ever.


Um. Yeah. Not such a fan of this one, but the next one's about the Yule Ball, so be satisfied. xP