Needless to say Santana got some that night to the tune of three fucking incredible hours. Who knew telling your friends you have a dick could be such a turn on your fiancée.
They spend the next two days practicing for Nationals. Rachel at one point questioned Brittany's chorography which caused Santana to attack her. After that everything went rather smoothly. They decided on their three songs Phantom of the Opera: All I Ask of You which Finn and Rachel were singing, JoJo's: Baby It's You which Santana was singing with Brittany dancing with her, and finally The One That Got Away by Katy Perry with Mercedes taking the lead.
Artie has been avoiding both Brittany and Santana. In fact he has been avoiding most everyone outside of rehearsal especially Puck. Puck after joking about Santana's dick got serious and told her that it was cool. She had always been more like the man in the relationship anyway. He sees the two girls as sisters and has always defended them.
The day of Nationals Brittany feels sick and of course Santana is all for skipping if Brittany wants to. Right before they go into the theater Rachel stops them to take in the moment.
"If we don't get in there and find Britts a bathroom I'll direct her vomiting onto you." Santana threatens causing everyone to run in.
"San," Brittany says as Santana leads her in.
"I wasn't being mean just telling her the truth. I also wanted to get her mad cause we both knows that when she's mad she sings better." Santana smiles kissing her on the forehead.
"I love you, Tana."
"I love you too B." Santana whispers. "Now let's get in there to show these losers what a great dancer looks like even when she's pregnant." she starts walking in like she owns the place.
Brittany playfully swats her Latina's butt following her in.
They have to wait hours before it's their time to go on. Waiting in the wings of the stage Rachel is nervous as is Santana though she'd never admit it. Brittany can tell Santana is nervous, but leaves her alone knowing that she hates being vulnerable especially since Brittany had gotten pregnant.
No one needed to worry they killed it winning easily. Mr. Shue even looked the other way when Puck bought some booze.
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"Santana your drunk." Quinn slurs.
"So are you," Santana moans.
They had gone to the lobby to get some food.
"Wow your hot." a rather hot slightly taller brown haired comes up to them grabbing Santana's junk.
She jumps back unsure of what the fuck just happened. The last two days since telling everyone about her dick she had stopped wearing her special underwear and started wearing boxers. Much to the delight of Brittany. Now when she would wear tight pants like now you can see her junk and by the size of the bulge tell her dick is large.
"Well lucky lady why don't you come up to my room and I'll show you a good time." the girl tries to fondle her junk again.
Unfortunately Brittany has just come down, "Santana how could you." Brittany shouts running back to the elevator.
"Um Brittany!" Santana shouts trying to go after her, but the girl stops her grabbing her arm.
"Forget her-" is all she got out before Quinn decked her.
"Fabray?" Santana questions.
"Hurry up Lopez go get your girl." Quinn says.
Santana runs to the elevator pushing the button until it comes. When she gets to their room she finds Brittany has locked herself in the bathroom.
"Babe, please talk to me." Santana says sitting on the other side of the bathroom door.
"You were flirting with that girl and she was fondling your junk." Brittany sobs.
"Britt baby I wasn't I swear. I would never do that to you or our child. She just came out of nowhere and grabbed my junk. I was in shock hun. You know you're the only one I want touching my junk, please come out." Santana begs she doesn't know what she'd do without her. "Babe I can't live without you, please you know this. I would do anything for you."
Brittany opens the door and falls into Santana's open arms. "I feel so fat and she was much hotter." she sobs into Santana's chest.
"Sweetie you're not fat and I think it's sexy and hot that you're carrying our child." Santana whispers kissing her. "Plus baby if I didn't think you were sexy and hot we wouldn't have had amazing sex last night."
With that Brittany stops crying and starts kissing Santana. Deciding that they should take this into bed Santana picks her up and carry's her into bed.
"You really weren't into that girl cause she was fondling you junk." Brittany asks her arms around Santana's neck.
"Britt Britt you're the only girl I want doing anything to me especially fondling-" Santana is cut off by Brittany grabbing her bulge.
"I love you so much." Santana says ripping off her shirt.
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When they get back a lot of the school is there to cheer them on walking through the halls. There were no slushies or anything. The school is shocked to see the bulge in Santana's pants, but no one says anything. It makes sense to most of them now about Brittany's pregnancy and a lot of Santana's actions.
"Well Lopez you're going to have to beat the girls off of you now." Sue says as Santana and Brittany get on the bus to go to Nationals.
"Yeah well I only care about one girl." Santana winks at Brittany.
"Good, but just be careful Lopez a hot girl with a dick is a dream for some of these girls. Plus everyone thinks you'll be really successful when you get older." Sue warns.
"Well if I am it's all because of Britt."
They end up winning a sixth straight National title for Sue. While at the competition no less than forty girls have hit on Santana all trying to get into her pants. If this had been three months ago she would have entertained the idea, but now she has the love of her life and an unborn baby. Her life is perfect and she isn't about to ruin that.
When they get back to school much of the same is happening. Apparently Artie had told everyone that she has a dick and girls are all over her. Though they have to deal with a very moody Brittany if they so much as try to touch any part of her. She is thankful for Brittany. Most of the girls learned quickly that Santana is with Brittany and would never leave her.
