Beep! Beep! Beep. The alarm clock in Simons room rang. Signaling that it was eight o'clock.
"Oh not right now Mr. morning its too early for you to be here." He said. Hitting the top of the clock and laying back down on his back. His arm hit something that shuffled afterwards.
He looked to the side and saw a black mist emanating from the neck of a human body. "No way." He thought.
The form of The dulahan turn onto its side and brushed its pale finger across his face.
"Uh…. Did I sleep with a beheaded body?" Simon Thought to himself.
It took a while for Simon to realize what happened. He checked under the sheets and realized that he was naked. Simon placed his hands on his head and rubbed the sleep out of his eyes.
The dulahan lent up and hugged him closer than he would have preferred.
"Wait. Wait we cant do this I mean…." Simon stammered before he looked over the body of the dulahan. "it's…. It's a woman?" he thought to himself. The dulahan grabbed the sheets and covered itself as a bit more smoke bellowed out of her neck as if it was embarrassed.
"You…. Your so beautiful." Simon uttered. As he looked at her neck. Normally he would look at ones face but during it's absence he thought she would understand.
The dulahan looked at him and threw her arms around his neck and hugged the living daylights out of him.
"I'm so glad that you think this body is nice. I thought I would never be seen as anything else but a horror." Simon heard in his head. The clock again rung him out of his stupor. Simon pulled her off him and smiled. "Um We should get ready for um, you know, work." He said. The dulahan puffed out a large startled cloud of mist and jumped out of the bed grabbing her cloths.
"Um the shower is on the right of the living room. He told her. She quickly ran out to the shower. Simon rubbed his eyes again and got out of bed, but on his robe, and went to the kitchen after setting up the cloths that he would be wearing today. After looking at what time it was. Crap I'm five minuets late he said before began to make omelets. "Wait. She's a dulahan, does she even eat without a mouth?" He thought.
Simon thought he heard banging. It was getting louder. Just at that moment the door opened and Pumpkin Jack burst though it. "Wakey wakey eggs and bakey!" He shouted. He looked at me while I made omelets.
"Well, well, well look who's here and not at the mansion." He said. "Master please. This is the day that I'm off work. Remember?" Simon said as he screamed to himself on the inside.
Pumpkin jack looked at Simon curiously. "I didn't know that you had off days." He said.
"Sir my off day were clearly stated on the documents that you signed before I started working for you." Simon said out loud. "Stupid idiot he never signed any papers and he certainly didn't give you any off days. He will Never believe this!" Simon thought to himself as he continued to make the omelets.
"Oh well I'm sorry that I….." Jack said before the sound of a door opening and footsteps was heard.
"Shit!" Simon thought to himself as he closed his eyes slowly but didn't turn around to witness the dulahan walk out of the bathroom fully dressed.
Jack thought fast and turned into a tiny figure no bigger than a cockroach. "Hehehe that's to funny." Jack chuckled.
The dulahan sat down and Simon plastered a smile on his face as he gave her one of the omelets that he made. A puff of smoke came out of her neck as she cut the omelet and stuck it into her neck. Simon barely noticed that instead of having blood and organs popping out her neck there was blackness. Maybe beneath the blackness the organs were there but at the moment he could care less. Despite having a beautiful woman in front of him all he could think about was his boss behind him.
Jack laughed as he slowly slipped out under the door. "Ooh that is why I keep him around. No matter how angry I get he always has a way to cheer me up."
