A/N: How long has it been since I've written this? Guh I don't wanna think about it….well, here you go.

Okay, okay, okay. Stay calm Aidou….you're making this harder than it needs to be….

The blonde vampire glanced back and forth between the two signs, blinking feverishly. He was reminded a little of a quote from movie he seen once, 'one door leads to the center of the labyrinth and the other…TO CERTAIN DEATH!' Well yes….that is how it felt now.

"Um…umm I guess I'll just try one and….uh…."

He pushed open the women's door first. Aidou was only in there for about, oh, thirty seconds. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH~ WHY ARE YOU IN THE LADIES' ROOM?"

The boy came flying out of the room and collided into a wall. Okay that was wrong…so….the Men's room then….

After he pushed the door open he stayed in there for about two seconds before he was being shouted at again.

So there he stood again, no clue what to do now. He couldn't go in either bathroom and in all the fuss it had taken to get here he really did have to go. Aidou looked around, hoping for some light bulb to flash up in his mind. And then it did. He smiled to himself, basking in his ill-identified genius.

Plant…