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For You

Chapter 7: Intoxication


When Sirius woke up the next morning, it was to the odd sensation of an 'empty feeling' bed. He didn't know why it felt empty, he just knew that it did, and as one arm slid across the width of the mattress, he finally realized why.

Remus was gone.

The ebony haired warrior sat up, fast as lightning, bed sheets peeling away from his body to pool in his lap, exposing his naked chest. Where the hell had his thief gone to?

Sleep heavy eyes dragged slowly from corner to corner of the room and fell only on the few items lining the walls to keep his chamber from looking naked and empty.

"Where the bloody hell did that prat run off to?" he growled, swinging his legs over the side of the bed before getting to his feet.

Clothes were gathered hastily and pulled over his body, normal, everyday house wear that clung tightly to the torso, resembling nothing so much as a black set of a Catholic priest's robes — without all the intricate, godly designs.

Swinging the large doors to his room open, Sirius strode out with a look on his face that promised murder for anybody that bothered him. He didn't get to scowl for very long however, because a commotion from down the hall caught his attention and unconsciously he found himself striding towards "Viktor's" room.

The first thing he saw was at least three maids being pushed from the door. He caught the closest one as they all tumbled backwards, breaking her fall.

"What the hell is going on in here?" he growled at the cowering female before shoving her to the side without waiting for an answer and stepping through the door, instantly pausing at the sight that greeted his eyes, mocking him with its strangeness.

It was "Viktor" and Remus, and they were drunk.
"Well, well, well! Look 'oo decided to join us, Lils! The prince himself!" I slurred, dipping into a less than graceful bow.

"Haa!" I heard the female by me croak, flailing haplessly for my arm to keep herself balanced. It didn't do any good however. We were both mindlessly drunk, and in my state of intoxication, the added weight to my own poorly supported mass sent us both to the floor in a fit of giggles.

Well, she giggled. I chuckled, because men did not giggle unless they were flamboyantly gay, and I definitely wasn't a pansy!

"Who is Lils?" I heard a voice growl, breaking through some of the hazy, random thoughts bouncing around as though they were on speed in my head.

Both Lily and I stared for a moment before looking at each other and doubling over with laughter.

Somehow we'd managed to remember that Sirius knew Lily as Viktor.

I watched somewhat dizzily as the red head stumbled to her feet and clutched onto Sirius's chest, the sudden blur of colors and movement making me feel nauseous.

"M'Lils, ya brute," Lily hiccupped, smiling drunkenly before she leaned up closer to his face to whisper to him. "But you're not allowed to call me tha'. On'y real good friens'. 'Ya hafta call me Lily."

She dragged on the last part of her name, making us both break out into giggles again.

Sirius jerked his head back, cringing at the smell of alcohol that lingered strongly on Lily's breath and shoved her away, drawing a small "oop!" from her as she hit the ground.

The sudden movement made my stomach tighten painfully this time, and then I was doubled over, throwing up the contents of my stomach much to the distress and fascination of Lily.

"Ew, Rem. Tha' looks nasteh..!" she giggled before looking at Sirius. "An' you!" she pointed a finger accusingly at the furious archangel, raising her voice. "Don' you ever push me a'gin!"

Instead of retorting, I heard footsteps behind me and suddenly felt weightless. It took me a minute, but I finally realized that it was because Sirius had lifted me up and over his shoulder.

" 'Ey! Wha' ya doin'?!" I protested, putting up my best struggle as I swallowed down more bile that rose to my throat. "Le' me down!"

But my drunken slander was ignored, and instead he turned his attention over to Lily.

"Who gave you the alcohol?" he growled, his grip on my thigh tightening painfully.

"A lil' birdy!" I heard Lily exclaim like a child, and despite the current situation, I found myself giggling—chuckling—again.

"Who?!"

I was thrown forwards a bit, making Sirius's shoulder dig painfully into my stomach as he moved towards Lily as though he were going to attack.

I couldn't see either of their faces, but I could tell from Lily's voice that Sirius was looking at her in such a way that he had her terrified.

"J-James."

Ah. So that was that fellow's name, I mused, picking at a strand of Sirius's hair unconsciously. He was a real nice lad, that one. I think he rather fancied Lily.

Without speaking another word, Sirius was storming from Lily's chambers with me over his shoulder, and I was left with nothing to do except return the sheepish wave she was giving me.
I found myself tossed onto the bed from the night before and again I gagged, but before anything could come up, Sirius had a bucket beneath my mouth.

"Sankyuu," I mumbled, before throwing up again. I didn't get any response to my appreciation, and looking up it clicked somewhere in the back of my mind that I wouldn't; Sirius had left.

"Bastard," I hissed drunkenly at the shadows on the wall before throwing myself backwards and on my back.

For some reason I had suddenly become angry with him. I wanted to get back at him, to make his face contort in anger. But how? I couldn't hold on to a single logical thought for very long, not with the effect the alcohol I had consumed was having on me.

What had to be at least an hour later, after I'd had time to calm down, the doors were thrown open, banging loud enough against the walls to rouse me from my stupor.

"Wha –?" I mumbled, looking up at him as he advanced towards the bed.

"He's gone." Sirius growled, throwing himself on the bed next to me.

"Awe. Poow baby le' the mousy ge' 'way?"

"Shut up, Remus."

"Kay," I obliged with a mumble, smiling lazily in the archangels direction.

Silence. Sirius was completely silent, and I suspected it had something to do with my sudden willingness to obey.

"Why're you agreeing?" he asked suddenly, confirming my suspicions.

" 'Cause I'm intoxicated!" I happily stated, sitting up.

"You're stupid."

"And a boy."

"And a b—" he paused halfway through agreeing with me, turning suddenly large eyes over to me. "What'd you say?"

" 'Sed I'm a boy!" My voice was proud, as though this was a rare gift. "I thought you knew."

Sirius's face resembled that of a victim's in a horror movie.

I was so proud.
A/N: SO SHORT. XO I KNOW, BUT YOU LOVE AND FORGIVE ME ANYWAYS! - sob. -