A Nation Divided
Chapter 7
Author's Note: Fanfichunter tryna tell me what's to do. Shitttt I kno what the heel I'm doing! Wrry bout o own shit. Look I ain't prooofreading nothing! See Divine, your chapter was shit look at that I hate you review, and Sasuhina was the worst idea u ever fucking had. I wish wuld u fukkin listen to me 4 unce1!1 So quit your whining and read my fantastic epic!
Naruto and Sakuura goes toos the carnivaIl on Sunday night. They are flabbergassted by the lights and rides.
"Hey Sakkra y aren' you with black haired ding dong?" Asked Naruto.
"Cause I only has eyes for you silly goose." Sakura sweetly said.
Narootu and Sakura looked into each other eyes and put theor faces ever closer as their lups were about to touch. Sunddenly they were interupped by an annoying sound.
"Ca-Caw-Caaakkkkaa-CAW! Suprise Mothafuckers1!1"
The two lovers looked at the chicken-lookin thang. And jjust dissamissed it and went to try abd kiss again. However the chicken came in and hit Naruto with in kung pao kick.
"Ca-Cawwwww! No one ignores The Cluckmaster!" The chiken iecxlamed as he enters his fighing stance.
"Do you think that weak kick will stop me?" Naruto said as he gets up and proceeds to throw a punch at the Cluckmaster. It easily doges it and hits him with one of his signature moves.
"Take this! Tender Strip!" Cluckmaster unleashes a wave of powerful waves of light at Naruto. He tries to bloak it but the overwheeming force pushes him back.
"Damnmit Sakura we both need to team up to beat him. His chicken moves are 2 strong! " The injured Narooto says to Sakura.
"Ok lets beat him with the power of love!" Naruto and Sakura them hold hands and combine their their chakras to create a powerfull pink lightning rasengan and goes to to strike The Cluckmaster with it
"Take this!" He strikes the Chicken and flies a 100 ft. back into many buildings and walls.
"Yes! I bat him! Uh I mean we beat him!" Exclams the elated Narutp.
"You feeling cluckly punk? Well do ya?" The chicken says as he suddenly appears behind him. And then he unleashes his ultimate! "Hope you ready to get ya eyes popped fool! Take this: White Meat Techinque: Cock Beam! He unleashes a powerful yellaw beam out of his mouth which Naruto is too slow to react to and gets incenrinated by the beam.
"Caw Caw Caw. And he was supposed to be the savior! Ha laugha-" He was cut out short by the rasengen drilling into his head.
"Caw caw on that you stupid chicken!1" The chricken garbs Nariuto and throws him of of him.
"How da faq? I saw you dies!"
"My baby Saakura is a master at genjustu! Believe it!" Naroot yelled. Sakura blushed a litte at hearing this.
"That's It! You dien made me angry!111 Secret Technique: Dark Meat Form! The chicken than became bigger, muscular, and darker. "Now ya'll bout to be walking with cane's after this!"
"Dark Meat Technique: Buffalo Strips!" The chicken unleased 3 firey strips of flames burning Naruto and Sakura.
"This fukkinn burns!" Cried out Naruto.
"Caw Caw Caw Caw! I think it's time to end this. This last move will filay yo chicken ass all over the floor! Secret Dark Techniqye: KFC!" The Chicken mouth shoots down an Nuke Beam effectiveli nuking the whole carnival area. There were no sign of Naruto and Sakura.
"I did it. I told my master I would do it. Now Ima gonna b the richest cluking chicken alive!"
"Heh, heh, heh. You have activated my trap card!" Exclaims Naruto
"What the cluck111? How in the world are you alive?"
"The power of love. That's how!" Answered Sakura.
"Me and Sakura was able to create a barrier to stop you from killing us and these ppl but sadly the carnival got deystroyed. We will kill you for that!1 Now take this!" Naruto gathers all of the grease from the sounding area and mixes it in with his rasengan plus with sakura helping him form was able to unleash a powerful technique!
"Greasengan!" Naruto hits the chicken and creates a massive firey area of eefect. Effectively making this chicken, fried chicken.
"We did it!" They both yelled out.
*Clap *Clap *Clap. "Nice job. Stated the mysterious figure.
"Who are you?" Questioned Naruto.
The mysterious figure steps out and is revealed to be a very old chicken with sage clothes on.
"My name isn't important but you are Naruto. The phrocephy said there will be one named Naruto with blond hair and blue eyes that will save us frm theis incoming threat." The old geezer explained.
"You mean there are more of thise things?"
"Yes and if you don't stop them they will take over the world once again."
"What do you mean?"
"What you mean you don't know? This world was created by the chickens but of course the egg came first. But us Humans evolved and took reign over the chickens. We deloved them into smaller life forms and is now apart of our food chain. But now someone has caused them to evlovle once again and we must stop this oncoming threat before the world is deystroyed."
Naruto and Sakura was jaw dropped on hearing this info. They couldn't quite comprehend it
"Naruto that was only a lower class chicken you must get stronger by learning the ways of the white and dark meat."
"White and Dark Meat?"
A/N: You see now that is an amazing chapter and plot. I know you guys wanted something weird and new and I know my fellow readers have been suffering with all those chapters without me but don't worry theres more of me to come. StupooidMonkey out. Smelter's Butthole will be nxt for you poor readers. I know he's isn't as good as me but just hold out my lovely fans. :D
