There's probably a few spelling errors I wasn't entirely sure about. I just couldn't pass up the opportunity to do this one…


MCoME #7

Somewhere in the area of Adabat, in an unknown location…

Inside the meeting room, everyone had already gathered there and sat in their assigned seats. Everyone there wore black suits with top hats, thick moustaches and monocles over their right eye, and they had a cup of tea placed in front of them. Metared entered the room moments later, wearing the same outfit as the others. "Good evening, gentlemen." He walked over to the table and sat down then took out a clipboard. "I see you've all abided by the rules and regulations."

Metal Knuckles raised his fist. "Umm, why are we doing this again?"

"What he said." Eggrobo added.

"Don't you guys know? This is gentlemen's week, where you must wear typical gentlemen clothing and behave like a gentleman." Metared replied.

Mecha Sonic shook his head. "You just totally made that up."

"Maybe I did, but you'll never know."

"The internet exists for things like this."

"Whatever, that's not important, but what is important is that we will now act like gentlemen."

"Sophisticated gentlemen?" ED-MF1999 asked.

"Knock yourself out." Metared cleared his throat. "Now, welcome to the seventh annual Metallic Council of Maniacal Evil week meetings...of doom! You already know me as Metared, and we're here for one reason, to take down Sonic the Hedgehog and laugh at him while we sip over tea!"

"Damn straight." Tails Doll replied before taking a sip of his tea.

"Now for the robot roll call! Metal Sonic!"

Metal Sonic who was sitting to the right of him, sighed and said, "This is stupid…"

"Mecha Sonic from Sonic and Knuckles!"

"A gentleman is always on time." He replied as he sat in the chair to Metared's left.

"Tails Doll!"

"I'm now a sophisticated gentleman, biotch!"

"Metal Knuckles!"

Metal Knuckles sat next to Tails Doll and held up a fist as he yelled, "I shall go for a smashing game of chucking boulders after this rather amusing meeting."

"Eggrobo!"

Eggrobo sat on the last seat in Metal Sonic's row next to Metal Knuckles; he raised his gun and fired in midair. "The breathtaking antics here fill my heart with joy."

"Egg Pawn #37 from Sonic Heroes!"

The Egg Pawn sat next to Mecha Sonic and made a few beeping noises before tipping his top hat.

"Egg Fighter, also known as ED-MF1999 from Sonic Unleashed."

"I wish you all a pleasant day, fellow gentlemen." He said with a nod.

"And today's special guest is Silver Sonic from Sonic 2, who will separate himself from us by speaking with wooden signs."

Silver Sonic held up a sign which said, "You bet your ass I will."

Metared arched forward as he placed his hands on the table. "Now, gentlemen, who has an idea of enough interest to be worth discussing?"

"There's no need to lengthen your words." Eggrobo replied.

"I'll lengthen them if I feel like it."

Egg Pawn adjusted his monocle. *Beep beep beep beep, beep beep, beep beep beep, beep; beep beep; ???, beep*

ED-MF1999 then said, "I'll shorten his suggestion for the convenience of others. He said that instead of trying to bring down the anthropomorphic hedgehog physically, we should bring him down emotionally."

Metared played with his moustache. "Pray tell, Egg Pawn #37, how would you accomplish this?"

*Beep beep beep, beep beep beep beep*

"He says we should go after his friends, such as his best friend and sidekick, Miles "Tails" Prower, and his stalker/self proclaimed girlfriend, Amy Rose. We could kidnap them and send videos of us torturing them to Sonic. What kind of torture you ask? The kind of torture which involves games like Superman 64."

Tails Doll chuckled at his comment. "I do generally enjoy the basis of the Eggman robot's idea. Miles Prower should be mine to torture, and the horrible video game idea was pure genius. It rivals some of my most horrendous torture methods."

"Basically, most of what Tails Doll said." Metared said after he was done.

Metal Sonic sighed. "I'm sorry but this is stupid, not Egg Pawn's idea, by the way, I thought it was good, but this gentleman thing in general."

"I personally think it's a positive experience in life to imitate stereotypes of certain others." Mecha Sonic replied.

"You would." Metal Sonic narrowed his eyes at him.

Silver Sonic held up a sign which said, "Why didn't I have to participate?"

"Because you're just..."there"...yeah, that's it." Metared replied.

He flipped the sign over. "Oh, okay."

"So fellow gentlemen." Metal Knuckles began as he sat up. "Anyone up for a round of boulder toss?"

"No." Everyone replied without hesitation.

"What a cruel world I live in..." he said before slouching back in his chair.

"This is stupid..." Metal Sonic said again.

"On the contrary, my dear companion. This meeting which tacks on an additional gimmick in order to stay interesting has more of a hidden meaning behind it. It may be to test our patience, as you've witnessed. It may be to better ourselves and see how we imitate typical rich gentlemen. Or, it may be for the lulz, and since it might be for the lulz, it's perfectly fine."

Silver Sonic held up a sign saying, "Tails Doll is right, we should go with the flow and handle any situation which comes your way, because sometimes you have to learn to adapt."

"Thank you for your positive feedback on my ambiguous suggestions."

He flipped over the sign. "But of course. I had to give my input on your promiscuous assumptions due to the amount of thought and decent vocabulary in your comment."

"I am amused by your own personal thought pattern."

Metal Sonic turned to Metared. "Did I mention this was stupid?"

"Yes, three times now."

"I say!" Metal Knuckles randomly said as he stood up.

"What do you say, fellow gentleman?" Eggrobo replied.

"A pizza would hit the spot, wouldn't you say?"

Mecha Sonic tipped his hat. "I humbly agree, a pizza would be quite ravishing."

Metared rolled his eyes. "Yes, yes, that's all fine and good, but I still need at least one more idea, would someone care to offer one?"

Silver Sonic held up another sign which said, "I have somewhat of an idea."

"Try to hurry if you wouldn't mind." Metared said, looking at his pocket watch.

Silver Sonic flipped over the sign. "Well, we could put a bomb in a chilli dog."

"It's been suggested." Metal Sonic replied. "Once again, this meeting is stupid."

Silver Sonic held up another sign saying, "Maybe someone could challenge Sonic to a tennis match."

"And why a tennis match?" Metared asked.

He flipped over the sign. "Because we can."

"You have a point." Metared replied, stroking his chin. "But I still don't like it. We're going with Egg Pawn's idea."

Silver Sonic held up a sign saying, "Fine, be like that."

"Fine, I will. So, gentlemen, we'll be going with Egg Pawn's idea."

Eggrobo fired his pistol into the air. "Good show, old chap."

"Simply smashing!" Metal Knuckles added.

"Truly marvellous." Mecha Sonic said.

"Stuff." Silver Sonic's sign said.

"Wonderful choice." ED-MF1999 added.

"Great idea but really stupid meeting." Metal Sonic crossed his arms.

"The sunshine approves." Tails Doll nodded.

Metared cleared his throat before adjusting his monocle. "Well then, gentlemen, this meeting is adjourned, calmly and gentlemanly make your way to the exit, and I look forward to seeing you all next week...besides Silver Sonic."

Silver Sonic held up a sign saying, "Yeah, yeah, I know."

"Gentlemanly?" Metal Sonic questioned him. "Is that even a word?"

"I have no idea." Metared said before leaving. The others got up to leave seconds later in a calm and collected manner.