Disclaimer: "Well, this wine is a little robust for my taste, but then again, I'm kind of partial to this sort of California grape."
Little lisa-'One Week' by Barenaked Ladies, coming right up!
As I said a moment ago, this song is 'One Week'. Any and all ideas for songs are welcome, so please don't hesitate!
Also, it's worth noting that "The Scope" is a local club for teens.
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(Kit and Nita are talking inside of her home.)
KIT: (Waves hand in front of Nita's face) Hellooooo? Anybody home? You've been acting weird ever since you met that Swedish guy at The Scope!
NITA: (Snaps at him) None of your business!
KIT: (Looks hurt) Fine then! Just forget it!
NITA: What do you know anyways? Leave me alone!
KIT: With pleasure! (Storms outside and runs into Zoe and Avril)
ZOE: Whoa, there! Slow down, cowboy!
KIT: Sorry.
AVRIL: No problem. What's up?
KIT: Nita.
ZOE: Ahhh. I see. Want me to go talk to her?
KIT: No. Let her sulk all by herself.
AVRIL: Now I know something's wrong. Spill.
KIT: (Takes a deep breath) She's been touchy ever since we met 'Hans' at The Scope.
ZOE: Aha! Lemme go get her!
KIT: No!
(Zoe calls Nita down)
ZOE: Nita? Kit needs to talk to you.
NITA: You have 5 minutes. Go.
(Zoe and Avril sneak away as Kit begins.)
KIT:
It's
been one week since you looked at meCocked
your head to the side and said "I'm angry"Five
days since you laughed at me saying"Get
that together, come back and see me"Three
days since the living roomI
realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell youYesterday
you'd forgiven meBut
it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry
NITA:
Technically, it's been 2 days since the living room.
KIT:
Hold
it now and watch the hoodwinkAs
I make you stop, thinkYou'll
think you're looking at AquamanI
summon fish to the dish, although I like the Chalet SwissI
like the sushi'cause
it's never touched a frying pan
NITA:
What does sushi have to do with anything?
KIT:
Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymesBig like LeAnn RimesBecause I'm all about valueBert Kaempfert's got the mad hitsYou try to match wits, you try to hold me but I bust throughGonna make a break and take a fakeI'd like a stinkin achin shakeI like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavours
NITA: Chocolate's better.
KIT:
Gotta
see the show, cause then you'll knowThe
vertigo is gonna growCause
it's so dangerous,you'll
have to sign a waiver
NITA:
What is the point of this song?
KIT:
How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad?Trying hard not to smile though I feel badI'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeralCan't understand what I mean?Well, you soon willI have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeveI have a history of taking off my shirt
NITA: Not that I've seen.
KIT:
It's
been one week since you looked at meThrew
your arms in the airAnd
said "You're crazy"Five
days since you tackled meI've
still got the rug burns on both my knees
NITA:
I didn't mean to tackle you THAT hard!
KIT:
It's
been three days since the afternoonYou
realized it's not my faultnot
a moment too soonYesterday
you'd forgiven meAnd
now I sit back and wait til you say you're sorry
NITA:
ME? What about you?!
KIT
Chickity
China the Chinese chickenYou
have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'Watchin'
X-Files with no lights onWe're
dans la maisonI
hope the Smoking Man's in this oneLike
Harrison Ford I'm getting franticLike
Sting I'm tantricLike
Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy
NITA:
I think we're getting off the subject.
KIT:
Like Kurasawa I make mad films
NITA: No you don't!
KIT:
Okay,
I don't make filmsBut
if I did they'd have a SamuraiGonna
get a set of better clubsGonna
find the kind with tiny nubsJust
so my irons aren't always flying off the back-swingGotta
get in tune with Sailor Moon'Cause
the cartoon has got the boom anime babesThat
make me think the wrong thing
NITA:
Oh really? That's just wrong. . .
KIT:
How
can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad?Tryin'
hard not to smile though I feel badI'm
the kind of guy who laughs at a funeralCan't
understand what I mean?Well,
you soon willI
have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeveI
have a history of losing my shirt
NITA:
You certainly do.
KIT:
It's
been one week since you looked at meDropped
your arms to your sidesAnd
said "I'm sorry"
NITA:
I never said that!
KIT:
Five
days since I laughed at you and said"You
just did just what I thought you were gonna do"Three
days since the living roomWe
realized we're both to blame,but
what could we do?
NITA:
Not much.
KIT:
Yesterday you just smiled at meCause it'll still be two days till we say we're sorryIt'll still be two days till we say we're sorryIt'll still be two days till we say we're sorryBirchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie…
NITA: Sooo. . .the point of that was?
KIT: I've no idea.
NITA: (Sighs) I'm sorry, Kit. I shouldn't have snapped at you.
KIT: Hey, it's no problem. What are friends for anyway?
(Nita smiles and they go back inside.)
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There we go! First request finished! Who's next? Please review, and please give me song ideas! Take care!
