Disclaimer: Sherlock, John, and related characters do not belong to me. Copyrights on the nursery rhymes that form the framework for my ramblings are long since lost along with the original authors.


Sherlock Sherlock Fine Tea Drinker

Sherlock Sherlock fine tea drinker,

Had a skull without a thinker

Put its bones on a shelf,

He'd captured the man by himself!

~o~


A/N: Based on "Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater" (American Origins)

Peter Peter pumpkin eater,

Had a wife and couldn't keep her!

He put her in a pumpkin shell,

And there he kept her very well!