A/N Sorry I haven't updated in a while? I was just getting obsessed over Fletcher and on twitter 24/7 and Yeah...That did happen...and then the title got announced and the video was funny, I'm kind if a big deal, Hahahahaha,,,Ahem *coughs* I'm sorry I am getting carried away, I feel so lonely sometimes...ima shut up now enjoy :P
Chapter 7
IKEA- General POV
"Let's go IKEA" Valkyrie said, clapping her hands and jumping around.
"Why?" Skulduggery moaned.
"Because 1. I want to go to IKEA 2. You broke all my plates and 3. I want to go IKEA.
"Fine
"WAIT...I'm calling Tanith, she's coming too."
"Oh...great(!)"
Valkyrie walked to the bottom of the stairs and shouted
"Tanith, we're going IKEA come on!"
Before anyone could move Tanith jumped down the stairs, she straightened herself up before speaking.
"Let's go"
They got to IKEA and Skulduggery turned his façade on, Today his façade was blonde/brown with blue eyes.
"We are only buying plates"
"Fine" Tanith and Valkyrie murmured.
Tanith, Valkyrie and Skulduggery walked into IKEA when they saw Saracen standing by the doors.
"What are you doing here?" Skulduggery asked, looking confused.
"I need to talk to Val..."
"How did you know we would be here?" Valkyrie asked
"You seem to have forgotten...I know things."
Valkyrie's eyes widened a bit. What if he knows that I...Oh god, no! Valkyrie thought.
"Um...yes?"
"In private"
"Ooo...no..no um okay sorry" Tanith said fiddling.
"Guys, go find some plates...nice plates" Valkyrie said staring at Tanith like 'help me'
They walked away leaving Valkyrie and Saracen alone.
"So what's up?" Valkyrie asked crossing her fingers he didn't know.
"When were you going to tell us you had a crush on a Mr Skulduggery Pleasant" Saracen asked, walking away from the doors.
Valkyrie sighed inwardly "I wasn't planning on telling anyone because I will get over him sooner or later."
"You say that but I think you've liked him since day 1, you might not have noticed it and you will have to tell him, sooner rather than later."
"But he will tell me something involving age and he will say I need some space," Valkyrie paused, she didn't want to cry "who else knows?" Valkyrie asked changing directions.
"No one else...Vex wants to know and so does Ravel"
"How do they know some-thing's up?"
"I might have said..Oh...My..."
"Please don't tell anyone"
"I won't...that's your job" Saracen was about to walk away when
"Could you help me find Skulduggery and Tanith, please?"
Saracen laughed "Sure"
After a few minutes they found Tanith and Skulduggery, they were by the plates, Duh Valkyrie thought.
"Hey guys"
Saracen only waved and walked off.
"Val come on, hurry up!" Tanith said giggling.
They walked into a wardrobe and waited for people.
"I...2...3..." Tanith whispered when they heard people walking past.
"Narnia was AWESOME" Valkyrie said, while walking out of the wardrobe with Tanith by her side.
"Yeah, let's go there again some time" Tanith said smiling. The people stood there laughing.
"What did Saracen want to talk to you about?" Skulduggeyr asked.
"Nothing, he just told me that he knows I've been having nightmares and everything will be okay." Valkyrie lied. They carried on looking at plates until Vaklyrie chose some finally Valkyrie thought. She picked out plain black plates
"BEDS" Tanith screamed.
Valkyrie handed the plates to Skulduggery and ran after Tanith, bouncing on the beds. After 10 minutes they left, Tanith and Valkyrie walking slower behind.
"What did he really say?"
"He knows...but he won't tell anyone that's my job"
"Oh...you go girl?"
"Thanks?" Valkyrie laughed.
