Disclaimer: I am not secretly Hiro Mashima.
Author's Note: I have a really bad case of writer's block on Betrothed. I can't figure out how to move the story, so I'm doing what I always do: take a step back and write something else- quickly. Also, this thing has major spoilers, so of you haven't finished the Grand Magic Games arc, do not read it.
You know that you're obsessed with GraLu when...
1. You could recite every romantic moment they've shared right now.
2. When Gray died in Chapter 334 you cried, and the only thought going through your head was: "Gray can't die, because then he can't marry Lucy!"
3. The same thing happened when the Lucy from the future was slaughtered.
4. When Gray rejected Juvia, you stood up and did a little dance of happiness, read the next panel, then cried because Juvia didn't get what he was saying.
5. You take screenshots of Gray and Lucy moments, even if it's just them standing next to each other.
6. You have an album dedicated to said screenshots on your electronic device.
7. When some big Natsu/Lucy thing happens, you laugh at how cute their friendship is, but if Gray and Lucy are just standing near each other, you begin to hyperventilate over how romantic it is.
8. It's the same for Gray/Juvia (although for those, you just think about how it's just Juvia being a creepy stalker).
9. You read a Gray/Lucy fan fiction, and considered writing an alternate ending, just so that it's more romantic.
10. If you see a blonde girl, alone, you wonder where her dark-haired boyfriend with the stripping problem went.
11. The same goes for dark-haired guys- especially if they don't have a shirt on for se reason, you wonder where his blonde, clumsy girlfriend is.
12. You've considered dressing as Gray and Lucy with your boy/girlfriend for Halloween.
13. That scene where Juvia was imagining what Gray and Lucy were doing together, you were about to cry out of joy, then you were angry, because Juvia was messing with your head, but after that, you decided that Lucy really did confess to Gray and that they were lying about what really happened.
14. When Lyon fell in love with Juvia, you were so excited that someone might be able to distract her from Gray that you forgot you hated Lyon for causing Gray so much pain.
15. You have both of the quotes from Gemini about Gray's opinion of Lucy memorized. (The one from the anime and the one from the manga)
16. When Lucy and Gray were hugging when they showed Erza's funeral, you were so happy you completely disregarded that you were mourning the loss of Erza.
17. You wonder why Juvia and Mira are the only people who have noticed the thing Gray and Lucy have for each other.
18. You wish Hiro Mashima would just tell you what couples he plans for them, so you can mentally prepare yourself. (Even though you'll never be ready for anything besides Gray and Lucy.)
19. You have long debates with your friends over Fairy Tail couples, you always favor Gray and Lucy, and you always win.
20. Even though you deny most Gray and Juvia/Gray and Erza/Natsu and Lucy/Loke and Lucy moments the undeniable ones make you turn to the nearest computer to write fan fiction. Or they make you cry.
21. You wonder if it would be legal to kidnap and impersonate Hiro Mashima for just long enough to get Gray and Lucy to become a couple.
22. You're more interested in this couple than your own relationship.
23. You wonder if you could recruit an army of GraLu followers through fan fiction.
24. You wonder of you can use this army to force Hiro Mashima to write more Lucy and Gray moments into the story. Because really just those moments are enough, fan fiction does the rest. Just kidding, you will make Gray and Lucy marry! They will have children! And they will be beautiful children!
25. This entire list describes you.
The End
Victory! I only started watching Fairy Tail a month and a half ago. And I only started reading it three weeks ago. Nevertheless, I finished the anime two weeks ago and caught up with the manga yesterday. One of the other reasons why my story is not as finished as I would like it to be.
This entire list is based off of me. Some of them are a bit of a stretch, but they still apply.
Sadly, this hasn't helped with my block. I've written myself into a corner, and I may need to back up and do a lot of re-writing to what I have completed to fix this.
At this point in time, I must tell you that my speed in posting is going to go down. My real life is a stupid, but completely valid excuse for lack of activity in my fictional one.
