A/N: :"c It's been so long! I'm sorry, people. Forgive me~
Possible warnings: Oh, you know. The usual.
Disclaimer: I do not own South Park. Sucks for me.
Reviews:
xEmerald Isle: xc Aw, sorry. I didn't update so soon. At least it's still the same month though. I'm not that lazy yet.
Angelic Guardian: I know, right? I kind of like Wendy in the show, too. :-/ Ah, anyway. XD Cartman. Right. Well, the comment about Butters' ass definitely proves he isn't strait, doesn't it? And...:o Wendy isn't a boy? Kidding...kind of.
Alcorion: xc School is the enemy of fan fic writers, huh? I know in a lot of the A/Ns I've read, a lot of people talk about ignoring their homework. Ah, anyway, Kyle getting in the bet was a last minute decision. I know how I want it to end though, so it's all good.
B-pod: Really? Really? I'm surprised. I know a lot of people like Buttman (I hate that word xc) and I think it's more popular than Kenric. To each his own though. Ah, anyway. I love Cartman pairings too.
Thank you all for the reviews. You make me want to write more. I appreciate all of you and I hope you continue to enjoy my work.
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"It was for Stan, it was for Stan, it was all for fucking Stan!"
Kyle was pacing back and forth; pacing seemed to be his main source of exercise lately. Like the last time he was venting about the Cartman-related drama of the day, the redhead was pacing back and forth in Ike's room, telling his baby brother about his day.
Ike wasn't buying a word the older boy was saying. Kyle's face was flushed. Ike hadn't seen him smile all day. He was cursing more than usual. He was acting like a jealous lover or a little boy with a crush who was upset because the girl he liked wasn't paying any attention to him, no matter how hard he pulled on her pigtails. Kyle, Ike decided, was in love.
"I mean, of course it was for Stan! I'm not interested in the fat-ass or anything!" Kyle suddenly stopped pacing, a frantic look on his face, and turned to look at Ike. "You believe me, right Ike?"
Ike shrugged. Should he tell his brother what he thought? No way. Kyle would freak out.
"Yeah," He lied easily. "Sure. Whatever. But, what are you going to do? You said you'd help Stan. You aren't going to back out now, are you?" Ike knew it would take a while for Kyle to figure out his feelings for the Cartman boy. He also knew the ginger boy would have to figure it out on his own; if Ike told him, he would probably just go into denial. "That'd be a real pussy thing to do."
Kyle resumed his pacing. He was becoming extremely stressed out. Why had he got in on the bet? He kept telling himself it was so he could help Stan get Wendy back. Never mind the fact that Kyle didn't even like Wendy. He reached up to tug his hat off of his head before he tossed it onto Ike's bed and began to pull on his ginger locks of hair. It was Cartman's fault he was so stressed out, it had to be.
"I don't know, man. I've never even kissed a girl. I wouldn't know what to do with him." He paused, then crinkled his nose. "Dude, kissing Cartman? That's totally gross."
Ike held back a sigh. His brother was years older than him, and yet Ike had more sexual experience then him.
"Look, just..." Ike paused for a moment, stopping to think of a way to help Kyle figure out he wanted to bang Cartman. "Just spend more time with him. Figure out what he likes-you know, other than Nazi shit and Cheesy Poofs. Try to find out if he's even queer." Ike had to doubt that Cartman liked cock.
Kyle stopped pacing across his brother's room to look at the Canadian boy. Ike had a point. Maybe Cartman really wasn't gay.
"Yeah, okay. I'll try. If I kill him or Wendy though, I'm saying it's your fault."
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Butters was sitting at his table in his room. He could hear sounds coming from the television downstairs and he sighed lightly to himself. If his parents wouldn't home, well....Well, nothing. He wouldn't invite anyone over; if his parents found out, he would be grounded.
"Lu lu lu, I got some apples...Lu lu lu, you've got some too..."
Butters sung to himself quietly. His parents would be sore if he got too loud, but as long as he kept it quiet, he would be fine.
The blond boy was dressed in his Hello Kitty pajamas. He was painting his nails a light pink color that he knew he'd be picked on at school for. He didn't care though. Eric would protect him if it got too out of hand.
"Lu lu lu, let's get together..."
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Kenny was laying in his bed thinking. It had been a long day. He had to listen to Wendy bitch at lunch, Cartman spent break with her instead of behind the gymnasium building smoking with him like he usually did, Kyle got in on the bet, he came home to his parents fighting...
The blue eyed boy rolled over onto his side. He stomach was growling, but at least he had had something to eat at lunch today. Maybe Wendy wasn't so intolerable...Still, he had to wonder; would Cartman have gave him his food eventually? The boy loved his food and would hurt people over it, but he had paid for Kenny's lunch in the past.
The blond let out a sigh. He was tired, but his parents were still screaming at each other, so he couldn't go to sleep.
'Whatever. Fuck it.'
He sat up, stretching. It was late, but not too late. Maybe if he was lucky and he went to Cartman's house, the boy would let him spend the night.
The walk to Cartman's house didn't take long. Kenny knew the path by heart by now.
When he had finally reached his destination, Leanne opened the door. She greeted him with her normal pleasantness before letting him into the house.
"Eric is upstairs in his room."
Kenny nodded then took off his shoes. He quietly made his way up to the boy's room, knowing his friend was probably already asleep. When he slowly opened the door and peaked his head in, his thoughts were confirmed; the boy was fast asleep, laying on his back. Kenny pulled his hoodie off, dumped it onto the boy's floor, and shut the bedroom door. He moved over to Eric's bed, then climbed in it. The larger boy opened his eyes and squinted at Kenny, as if trying to recognize him.
"Kenny..you poor piece of crap.." His voice was sleep-filled. "It's too late for this." He turned onto his side, facing the blond. Kenny wasn't surprised when strong arms wrapped around him. He rolled over so they were spooning. "Go to sleep." He felt Cartman's forehead pressing against the back of his neck and the last sound he heard before he drifted off was the boy behind him snoring.
A/N: I hate this chapter. xc Seriously. It's just...eh. Ew.
Anyway, what do you guys think about the background couples? I've mentioned Dip and Creek, but what else would you all like to see?
