31.) Smash a pie in his face and run like hell while screaming: "The Emo-King has arrived!"
I was just casually walking around in the woods... with a pie... (don't judge I like pie!)... when, I happened to see Sasuke- all emo looking and fabulous- practicing his kunai.
Because I was bored- I know everyone's shocked- I decided that I'd go bug him.
Sasuke didn't notice me until I was standing right behind him (aren't I ninja-like!), "What do you want?!" he demanded.
I blinked, looking at him, then the pie, then everyone else who was in the training in this area, then back to the pie, "Hmm..." I looked at him, seriously (holy shit am I capable of that?!), "HMM..."
Sasuke gave me a weird look, "Um..."
I shrugged, raised the pie- which was blueberry by the way- and smashed it in his face, "THE EMO-KING HAS ARRIVED!" I screamed, running out of the training area like a bat out of hell.
Sasuke wiped pie out of his face, "What the hell- NERO!" he growled and started chasing after me, "I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!"
And lots of people stared at us weirdly.
32.) When he's sleeping, cover him with a blanky and give him a toy. Then take pictures and make copies for everyone.
Sasuke was sleeping... in his bed... in his room... and he still hadn't realized I had the key to his house (I SWEAR! SOME DAY, MY FOLLOWERS! SOME DAY!).
I sat on his base board, watching him like a creeper, "Sasuke-kun?" I whispered, "are you sleeping..?"
No response.
I got up and poked him.
Still no response.
I opened my backpack and pulled out... a PINK (I'm sorry, I probably won't ever stop doing that) fuzzy baby blanket and a small stuffed kitty-panda-really cute stuffed thing. I poked him again, just to be sure.
After deciding it was safe- and a few more pokes- I lay the blanky over Sasuke and gingerly placed the kitty-panda thing in his hand... then waited a few minutes to make sure he wasn't going to wake up and hit me.
I then pulled out my digital camera and took a few quick pictures before escaping out of the window- I like jumping out of windows...
In the Morning~
I walked around, handing some "unknown" pictures out to anyone I came across.
"Hey, Nero!"
I jumped out of my skin and spun around, "HISASUKEIDIDN'TSEEYOUTHERE!" I hid the pictures behind my back.
Sasuke raised an eyebrow, obviously not getting any of what I said, then went back to looking annoyed, "Was it you who put a pink blanket and panda bear thing on me last night?!" he demanded.
"Uh... maybe..." I coughed out quickly.
Sasuke glared at me, "What are you hiding behind your back?"
I blinked, "Uh..." I turned around and started running like hell, "See you, Emo-King!"
33.) Take Shino's bugs, Then put them all over his bed/house.
Sasuke was out training, I was sitting on his roof, other people were doing other stuff, and far away the Sasuke Uchiha was having a meeting. I lifted up a small GladĀ® Tupperware container, it was filled with Shino's bugs- long story as to how I obtained those- I tossed them up in the air and caught them, "Hmm..." I was pretty much dying of boredom and trying to think of anything even a little bit entertaining to do.
I tossed the container in the air again and as it landed in my hand, I had an idea. I climbed to my feet and jumped off the roof, accidentally landing on a passing Sakura.
"Opps, sorry!" I said, walking off her- stepping on her face in the process- and ran into Sasuke's house. I ran up stairs to his bedroom.
I ripped off the lid of the GladĀ® (subliminal messaging~) container and dumped all the bugs over Sasuke's bed then ran like hell even though I knew he wasn't going to be back for another hour or two.
An Hour or Two Later~
Sasuke opened his front door and looked around, "Nero didn't destroy my house and it doesn't appear as though I've been publicly humiliated..." he sighed and walked towards his bedroom.
I was sitting on his roof again, "Geez, Sasuke, you're taking forever!" I checked my watch, "Hmm..."
"NERO, WHAT THE HELL?!"
"Huh?" I examined my watch again, "oh, I see! My watch is a bit off..."
34.) Take a picture of him. Then edit into something embarrassing. When your finished, Post it to everyone that knows him online/print it for them to keep.
I followed Sasuke around all day, "C'mon! Just one picture! Please, Sasu-kun?" I pleaded.
Sasuke finally got sick of me, "Alright, alright, ALRIGHT!" he spun around, "take a damn picture!" he said impatiently.
"Yay!" I spent twenty minutes pretending to fix a bunch of settings then finally snapped a picture and ran off.
At Sasuke's House~
I pulled out my laptop and opened Photoshop, "Alright, let's begin!" I said in a random accent and uploaded the picture I'd taken of Sasuke into my files. I started editing randomly for at least three hours- or maybe it was twenty minutes... I don't know I wasn't looking at the time- until the finished product made Sasuke look incredibly drunk and like he'd peed his pants (Nero's got the flu and couldn't think of anything better).
I saved and started printing it out.
45 Minutes Later~
Sasuke opened the front door, on his way home he'd received quite a few weird looks from people, but had brushed them aside.
He opened his fridge to start making food, when he saw- taped to the back of the refrigerator- the picture that I'd edited with big bold letters underneath reading:
SMILE FOR THE CAMERA, SASUKE~
Click.
He turned around and saw my holding my camera up and taking pictures, "You idiot..."
35.) Tell him Naruto wants a second chance at their kiss.
The Emo-King was talking with Sakura outside of her house.
I spied on them with a pair of obnoxiously huge PINK binoculars, "Hmm..." I tossed said binoculars over my shoulder- hitting some dude in the face- and casually walked up to Sasuke (didn't expect that did ya!? You thought I was going to tackle him again!).
Sasuke saw me coming, "What now?" he asked annoyed.
"Nothing much," I shrugged, "I was just talking with Naruto and he said that he'd like another chance at your kiss..." I said, normally.
Sasuke gave me a weird look, didn't say anything, and walked away.
I updated fast 'cause I am actually sick and have nothing else to do.
Thanks for reading people, everyone who has been supporting so far gets a PINK cookie~
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