{To the one guy/girl that figured out the pattern and reviewed about it, this sentence is for you. Anyway, here I am again, writing about the world's most busty ninja game of all time. Also I've figured out what I'm gonna do about the pairings of all my Senran Kagura stories, I'll tell you in the end note because I want to get started.}
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Senran Kagura, they are owned by Masashi Kishimoto and Marvelous AQL respectively. Senran Kagura is fucking amazing though.
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'Thoughts'
Ninja Arts
"Important places/things"
*Time Skip/ Area Jump/ Flashback or Dream Sequence*
After about three days of Naruto mentally gloating and feasting on delicious, delicious Yagyu shame, things at Hanzo Academy had finally returned to normal, or as normal as a hidden Shinobi training school inside a public school could be. In fact things were so boring that when Katsuragi decided to go off school grounds for ramen instead of making her own, Naruto couldn't offer to join her fast enough. Yet, he thought he saw the girl flinch as he walked over to her, but he was sure that it was nothing as the blonde duo took the Shinobi door out.
*Shopping District*
Naruto was having a hard time dealing with his situation, and it wasn't because his companion was impossibly hot this time. No, this time it was because his current 'mission' partner was jumping at shadows, despite their 'mission' being him joining her on a really quick ramen run. In fact, he was almost certain that Katsuragi would kick him across the street if he so much as breathed funny.
'I think need to distract her somehow.' Naruto thought as the duo turned a corner, only for Katsuragi's leg to flash out and nail a passing plastic bag that floated by when they turned. The poor bag was ripped clean in half by the sheer force of Katsuragi's kick. 'Correction, I definitely need to distract her somehow.'
With his plan of action in mind, Naruto tried to start up a conversation with his current partner. "So Kat, where are we heading anyway?" As he said this, Naruto reached out to put his hand on his fellow blonde's shoulder, and this time he could not ignore the flinch she gave off as his hand connected with her shoulder.
"O-oh, uh …" Katsuragi shook her head before grinning at her fellow blonde. "It's a really great ramen joint I found after one of my missions in this area. I usually drop by when I don't feel like cooking. I'd rate it at a solid eight out of ten, but that's just me."
Naruto narrowed his eyes at the girl before shrugging it off, whatever happened to the girl probably wasn't a big deal if she was able to be so casual with him. So, despite his worry for his new teammate, Naruto let his questions drop as he smiled at her. "Sweet, if it's got that high of a rating then I might wanna drop by again after this. I just hope that my guide isn't blowing smoke about the quality of the product or we might have a problem."
Katsuragi let out a loud laugh at Naruto's statement before she responded, "Well than my tourist friend, if there's one thing you can count on from me, its truthful ramen scouring. Ramen is the best after all."
Naruto merely chuckled at the woman before they descended into a comfortable silence, in which Naruto was pleased to note that she didn't look like she'd kick a puppy for randomly walking out in front of them. It let him know that, at the very least; Katsuragi wasn't super paranoid about everything when he was around her. He was still wondering why she always look at him with a guilty expression on her face when she thought he wasn't looking, but he wouldn't pry into her business. She'd tell him if it was important after all.
After a few more minutes of walking with a few moments of talking here and there, the blonde duo arrived at the ramen stand, which aptly named The Ramen Stand. Unfortunately for the duo, the owner of said establishment was currently being harassed by none other than the Scrubs. Still, if there was one thing Naruto knew, it's that you didn't get in-between Katsuragi and her ramen. This fact was proven not even a minute later when the woman yelled at the group before them.
"Hey, what the heck do you think you're doing!?" The Scrubs turned towards them at Katsuragi's yell, and a majority of them flinched a bit when they saw him, but that was probably because he had fought more than his fair share of them with Hibari and Yagyu. One of the bandits even took off running as the rest of the group faced towards the Shinobi duo.
After the runner had made it far enough, the rest of the Scrubs drew their improvised weaponry and prepared themselves for battle. This in turn forced Katsuragi and Naruto to give their Shinobi intros before rushing at the delinquents that had dared to interfere with the duos lunch run, making sure to lead the Scrub Bandits further into the shopping distract to avoid any unwanted attention.
Naruto flipped over a Scrub before kicking another in the face, using said face as a platform to leap further before slashing another across the chest, making sure not to kill her of course. Of course the Scrubs were so focused on the male blonde that had just leaped into the center of their group that they completely forgot about the female blonde that was following behind him, which led to a few Scrubs at the back getting knocked out by kicks to the back.
However, despite being basically surrounded on all sides, Naruto was still able to steadily whittle down the enemies around him while Katsuragi dealt with her own group of Scrubs, or rather the ones that had broken off from his circle to try and take her down. It didn't really matter much too either blonde though, as they were still dealing with the Scrubs rather handily.
Everything changed rather quickly when more Scrubs started charging down the street towards them. As with the increased numbers, a large boost of morale came to the remaining Scrubs, and that meant they were able to get more and more hits on the duo, tearing their uniforms slightly but not really doing much actual damage. Still, even with their new found zeal, the duo eventually started forcing the Scrubs back.
Before the group of delinquents could rally up and try to swarm the blondes again, a woman's voice called out from down the road. "What are you doing you fools, I thought that I ordered you to retreat if the Ninja showed up."
The owner of said voice was a woman with dull grey hair that was pulled back into a shoulder length pony tail while her eyes were covered by a pair of slime secretary style glasses. In addition to the glasses, the woman also wore what looked to be an open, and slightly torn, suit jacket over a plain white tee shirt with yellow tulip design of it. She also wore a black skirt with a pair of dark pantyhose covering her legs and some running shoes. In her hands was sturdy looking black cane with a metal flower at the top of it.
As Naruto looked over the woman he couldn't help but wonder if she was going for a businesswoman look or a thug look, but he bounce back quickly enough. Katsuragi though, she was having more trouble taking her eyes from the woman's too tight shirt as her hands made grabbing motions in the air.
"Please forgive my associates Sir and Madam Ninja; they seem to have trouble following even the most simple of orders. My name is Alison, and I hope we can put this incident behind us." Before Naruto could accept the woman's offer, Katsuragi spoke up.
"I'm sure we can work something out, but I'm afraid we're going to need to check your shirt. We don't want it to burst do we?" The world seemed to freeze as Naruto watch Alison's face morph from an easing smile, to a dropped jaw of shock before finally settling on a snarl of fury.
"I guess that we won't be able to make peace then, very well then. Prepare yourselves!" Alison pulled her cane into a fencing stance before rushing forward, the rest of the Scrubs joining her not long after. The all but threw herself into battle against Katsuragi, but before Naruto could attempt to help his fellow blonde he was swarmed by the entire Scrub group. He merely growled before starting to fight against the group, hoping to finish in time to assist Katsuragi against the enraged woman.
However, while Naruto was able to focus on his own fight, Katsuragi was very much distracted by the fact that her teammate was surrounded by enemies. It was causing her mind to race with unwanted memories and was getting her hurt from the distraction. Naruto could also see that Katsuragi was distracted whenever he was able to reach a lull in the combat, and while it was worrying him, he was able to call out to her.
"Will you stop trying to help me and focus!? I can handle myself against these ones, so focus on your opponent!" Naruto didn't get the chance to see if his fellow blonde heard him, as he was almost immediately forced back into combat with his Scrubs.
Thankfully for Naruto, Katsuragi did hear him and was quick to focus on her opponent, her eyes showing her determination to defeat Alison quickly in order to help her teammate sooner. It didn't matter that she had lost most of her clothing to the other girl's attacks, only that she was ready to throw down, for real this time.
However, before anything could really get started, a loud bell sounded in the distance. This sound caused both group's to stop, before separating to different sides of the road. Both groups glared at each other, as they listened to the bell. There was an unspoken ceasefire called before the two groups rushed off, the Shinobi duo going full speed in an effort to not get punished for being late.
*Hanzo Academy*
The two blondes were not having a good time; after all they had gotten stuck in a battle that led to them skipping lunch. Then when they arrived back at Hanzo Academy to find that Kiriya-sensei had already started his lesson, meaning that not only were they hungry but also late. Finally, just for that added kick in the proverbial teeth, they found out that Asuka had a few leftover sushi rolls that she had given out, meaning that they would have been spared their misfortune if they had only waited a few minutes before leaving.
"I have never felt so stupid in my life." As he said this, Naruto could almost imagine the look on Yagyu's face, no doubt enjoying the shame he was going through.
"I second that statement." Katsuragi agreed, and the male blonde could hear his companion struggling against her captor.
Naruto didn't even want to know how stupid he looked, flopping around like some giant fish as he tried, and failed, to get a hang of the Ninja Art of Rope Escape. It didn't help that they were tasked with doing it blindfolded because they were late. In fact, he was almost certain that all of his classmates, Katsuragi excluded, were struggling to not burst out laughing as the pair of blondes tried in vain to accomplish their tasks. Hell, Naruto would be willing to bet that even the ever stoic Kiriya-sensei was amused at the sight of his golden haired students acting like fish on the Shinobi Room floor.
'I wonder, could this is cosmic balancing for how I acted towards Yagyu?' Naruto thought as he finished untying the first knot of his bindings, leaving three more at least before he could finally his hands.
'I really hope it's not, that would put a damper on a fair number of my plans for the future.' With that last thought finished, the blonde set himself to work on getting free from his twine-y prison, all the while trying to ignore the suggestive sounds of his fellow blonde not three feet away. Why did all of his teammates have to be so god damn sexy again?
{Done and done, I'm honestly not sure where I was going to go with this chapter. In fact, all I really knew was that Naruto and Katsuragi were going to bond a bit, and that I somehow had to explain just a bit on how the duo's interactions would go for the early part of the story, which is to say that they will be awkward due to a multitude of factors. Mainly that Naruto doesn't pry into his friend's lives and Katsuragi has some guilt issues for some reason. Anyway, I'm sorry that this chapter was so the short but I was just not sure how to handle Katsuragi; I've never had to write that type of personality before. Anyway, that's all the excuses I have for now. Enjoy Life Readers.}
{Okay so I've finally figured out the pairings for my Senran Kagura crossover stories, because there will be others, and how I'm gonna go about it. A person by the name of thechampionmike957 left a review that really made me think about life and how tiny we all are in the universe, and by that i mean that he raised a valid point in regards to the story.
So now I'm going to actually tell you the pairing news, there will not be one. In all of the School Stories, Naruto will not be paired with anyone, but fear not! For just like the makers of Senran Kagura, I will be making a different story for all of that citrus-y goodness after I've gotten far enough in the Hebijo version of Naruto Kagura, which will happen after I've gotten far enough in this version of Naruto Kagura. So all in all, I'm probably going to post this note on my profile so that way I'll be able to remember what I just told you guys now. Enjoy Life Readers X2.}
