Chapter 7: we're at pig empire

a wet pig empire assassin walked into the room. "master pig leader greg" he said "red bird and his friend have gotten to pig empire we failed." pig leader greg growled and said "you have failed me. for that yuo must die" and he smashed pig empire assassins head with his giant hammer. pig empire assassin said "ow i will not fail again" and walked away. pig leader greg he say to one of the other pigs "prepare the trap. this time we will kill red bird for sure."

red and green bird stared at the volcano. green bird said "look there's a tower on the volcano let's head towards it." when they arrived at the tower they saw that there was a sign above the entrance. it said 'pig hq tower: come in red bird pig leader greg is here.' red bird said "hmm well pig leader greg must be in this tower i must defeat him" and he rushed into the tower. then he saw a shiny object on the ground. "i wonder what this is" he asked and he stepped on it. it was a bear trap. "argh it must've been a trap" said red bird and he became unconscious from blood loss on his feet. then the pig empire assassins grabbed him and carried him to the basement. green bird watched in horror and followed the pig empire assassins.

red bird woke up and he was inside a glass tank. "where am i" he asked. pig leader greg appeared and said "you are in my dungeon." red bird said "let me out" and pig leader greg said "no" and red bird said "dang it." then red bird said "green bird, save me." pig leader greg said "green bird isnt here and besides youre like a mass murderer or something" red bird said "okay i only killed like three birds it's not that bad" but pig leader greg was gettting bored with the conversation and moved on to killing red bird. "let's see how you cope when you're trapped in a glass tank that's slowly filling up with water." he pulled a lever and the glass tank began to fill up with water.

red bird said "suddenly i can't swim. alright seriously green bird save me now" and green bird jumped out of his hiding place. he said "stop it pig leader greg." and he flipped the lever back and the water drained out of the tank. then pig leader greg said "no" and flipped the lever on again and the tank started filling with water again. "danng what do i do" said green bird. then he got an idea. he said "red bird you have wings you can fly out of the tank." red bird said "oh yeah" and flew out of the tank. pig leader greg was angry and said "okay i don't know why the tank didn't have a lid" and glared at his minions who all ran away. then he calmed down and pulled out his giant meat hammer. "i will kill you myself red bird" he said with an evil smile.