Things the Chosen and Partners are not allowed to do in Public
By Firehedgehog and Rockbane and Miaharpy
Season Three- Part Three of ?
Rule 21: Takato could you please stop getting Guilmon to hide out in boxes? He's been spotted by the industial center trying to make off with a box full of bricks. It seems that he's trying to build a fort for Terriermon and Impmon to hide out in.
Rule 22: Kazu and Kenta, I thought I told you that you're not allowed to create that cult? We do realise that Ryo is a great guy but stealing a pair of his boxers and declaring them your sacred relic isn't allowed.
Rule 23: Terriermon, we do know a bit about this 'Princess Pretty Pants' treatment that you get from Suzie isn't pleasent, but that's not any ground to be suing your Tamer's family for animal cruelty. She's not even in grade school yet so she doesn't know any better.
Rule 24: Terriermon, declaring you should have Diplomatic Immunity when you're not an offical Diplomat just to get back at us for stopping you from trying to sue the Wongs isn't impressing anyone.
Rule 25: Trying to use the fact that Lopmon could be technically the Sovereign's Diplomat seeing as she's the only surviving member of the Devas isn't getting you any special privileges.
Rule 26: Terriermon, to be blunt, if you keep this up we'll deport you back to the Digital world seeing as all Digimon are illegal immigrants and therefor hadn't applied for an immigration Visa.
Rule 27: Because of Terriermon's actions, all Digimon belonging to the Tamers must go through the legal progess of becoming Japanese citizens.
Rule 28: Just because you are now a Japanese citizen doesn't mean you can automatically apply for unemployment since you are now officially working for Hypnos
Rule 29: Yes Terriermon, you will be getting a salary and no, you're can't just lock me out of my office and claim to be the new head of Hypnos.
Rule 30: Impmon, we know it was you who graffied that 'flattering' picture of Henry and Renamon and we're offering to send you to the Digital world as our good will Amassador to Azulongmon. (Simply since we doubt that the great dragon will delete you as quickly as Zhuqiaomon.)
