-FASTESTTHINAGLIVE34 Gives You: Road Trip: Chapter Seven: Amy
-OMG! I'm so sorry the update took so long. You wouldn't BELIEVE the writers block I had! UGH! But yeah. I can honestly say I don't have writers block for the next chapter. Whee! And just so you you know (cause I know one of you asked) I'm gettin an Australian Labradoodle puppy in three weeks! And she doesn't look like a rat any more XD But anyways! On with the show!
-Disclaimer
Me: Guys, Maria's doing the disclaimer for us! (the less dead one)
Maria: The...less dead one? What do you mean by less dead! I'm the only Maria!
Me:...WELL AT LEAST I'M NOT SHADOW AND ROUGE'S DAUGHTER!
Maria:...what's wrong with being their daughter? I like being their daughter!
Me:..just get it over with Maria...
Maria: Fastestthingalive34 does not own SEGa or any of it's characters but she does own Dash and Maria (the less dead one)
With Dash
Dash skidded to a stop and looked around the empty highway.
"Where the hell am I? And how the hell did I get here?" Dash asked himself as he continued to look around.
But just then Dash heard sirens in the distance.
"Huh?" Dash said as he turned to see a police car with a large orange cat and a hand cuffed blue hedgehog sitting in it.
Dash blinked. "Uh...Dad?" he said to himself.
With Shadow and the others
"Okay, I'm thinking of a number between...one...aaaand...one..." Amy said as she pet a purring EC.
Shadow arched an eyebrow at her. "Two things Amy, first of all, there's no number between one and one..." he said.
Amy quickly shifted her glance. "Y-yes there is...yes there is...yes there is..." she said nervously as she tightened her grip on EC.
Shadow rolled his eyes. "Of course there is Amy...and secondly, aren't you worried about Sonic and Dash at all? I mean they are your son and husband." he said.
Amy looked around.
"Hey! Where'd Dash and Sonic go?!" Amy asked, an alarmed tone in her voice.
Shadow sighed and shook his head. Rouge put a hand on his shoulder and smiled at her dark husband.
"You try honey..." Rouge said with a slight tone of sympathy in her voice.
Shadow scoffed. "I think I try too hard with Sonic, Amy and Dash..." he said as he tried to give the concerned looking bat a weak smile.
Amy then smiled and turned to Maria.
"Do you wanna hear a story?!" Amy nearly screamed.
Maria arched an eyebrow "Not real--"
But she was cut of by Amy.
"OKAY GREAT!" Amy squealed as she threw Maria onto the floor.
Maria backed away a little bit when Amy sat next to her.
"I'm gunna tell you the story about how your Uncle Sonic and I met!" Amy said cheerfully.
Maria sighed. "Oh brother..." she muttered.
Amy then pulled a flashlight up to her face and turned it on.
"It all started on a dark and stormy January night..." Amy began.
And just as if on cue, the sky became ebony, and started pouring rain as thunder clapped in the distance, and lighting struck a near by tree.
Rouge screamed and jumped into Shadow's arms.
"AH! ROUGE! GET OFF! I CAN'T SEE!" Shadow yelled as he turned the RV into the break down lane.
Rouge laughed nervously. "Ehehe...sorry..." she muttered.
Shadow rolled his eyes. "Whatever, we should probably stop here until this completely uncalled for storm stops..." he said as he got out of the drivers seat and sat on the floor with Maria and Amy, Rouge joining them.
Rouge cuddled her self up against Shadow.
Shadow smirked at her. "What the matter? Is the mighty treasure huntress afraid of a little bit of lightning?" he asked with a devilish tone to his deep voice.
Rouge glared at him. "Oh shut up! At least I wasn't created in a pod!" she snarled.
There was then another clap of thunder. Maria and Rouge screamed as Maria quickly grabbed onto Shadow, not wanting to let him go.
"What is it with bats and being afraid of thunder?" Shadow asked.
"It's loud!" Maria complained.
"Bats don't like loud sounds!" Rouge snapped.
Shadow blinked. "Why?" he asked dully.
Maria and Rouge looked at Shadow as thought he were stupid.
"Why do you think?" Maria asked in the same stupid tone that Shadow had used.
Shadow rolled his eyes. "Whatever..." he mumbled.
And then there was another loud crash of thunder followed by a strike of lightning.
And once again both Rouge and Maria screamed.
"Make it stop Daddy!" Maria waled like a young child.
"I can't control the weather!" Shadow sighed.
There was then a really long pause. Just then Amy began screaming as she clung onto Shadow. Shadow's whole family blinked as they watched Amy continue her screaming fit.
"Amy...what are you doing?" Shadow asked.
Amy then looked up at Shadow and smiled brightly.
"I dunno! I felt out of the loop! I wanted to scream and hold onto you too!" Amy said cheerfully as she stared up at Shadow with her bright green eyes.
Rouge narrowed her eyelids. "Amy...get off of my husband..." she said with a shallow tone to her voice as she held Shadow closed to her.
"Okay!" Amy said brightly as she backed off.
Maria arched an eyebrow at Amy, still holding onto Shadow. "You're story?" she asked.
"Oh yeah! So as I was saying! It was a bright, sunny May morning!" she began.
Just then, the sky cleared up, birds began to sing, and the rain stopped falling.
Shadow arched an eyebrow. "That was...really bazaar..." he said questionably.
He then looked at Rouge. "I should probably start driving again..." he said.
But Rouge only tightened her grip on Shadow. "Oh no you're not!" she said.
Shadow looked into Rouge's cool blue eyes. What was up with her?!
"And why not may I ask?" Shadow asked.
"You can wait until after the story..." Rouge said as she cuddled her face into the white patch of fur on Shadow's chest.
Maria smiled. "Yeah Dad! It wouldn't kill you to stop driving for a few minutes." she said happily.
Shadow sighed. "Well..alright...but only for a few minutes and if we get caught sitting here in the break down lane...I'm blaming you two..." he said as he looked from Rouge, to Maria.
Maria laughed as her father put an arm around her.
Amy just sat there smiling.
"Uh...Amy?" Shadow questioned.
"You know, you guys make the cutest family ever!" Amy said as she clasped her hand together, a look of admiration in her eyes as if wish her family could be the same way.
Rouge blinked. "...thank you for noticing... I guess..." she said.
"Are you going to tell this story or not?" Maria snapped, getting aggravated that Amy kept on getting off topic.
"Okay yeah! So it was a bright, sunny, April afternoon..." Amy began.
Shadow groaned. "She can't seem to get this story straight..."
"And I was being held captive in a castle by my evil step-mother!" Amy said.
Story
Amy's POV
I was standing on the balcony of my bedroom window.
"O Sonic, Sonic! Wherefore art thou Sonic? Deny thy father and refuse thy name; Or, if thou wilt not, but sworn by my love, and I'll no longer be a Capul--" but my pretty little speech was cut when Sonic barged out of bushes munching on a chili dog.
"Okay just shut up already I'm right here! So stop with all of you're where's Sonic crap..." Sonic said with a mouth full.
I placed my hands on my hips. "'Wherefore art thou Sonic?' Means: 'Why is your name Sonic?' Not: 'Where are you?'" Amy corrected.
Sonic rolled his eyes in disapproval of his pretty pinky damsel in distress correcting him about a stupid English error.
"Now go back into the bushes and say your line!" I demanded.
Sonic rolled his eyes again and crossed his arms. "No! Now just throw down your hair so I can climb up!" Sonic demanded.
I rolled my eyes and sighed. "You always ruin everything!" I grumbled as I threw down my long, silky, blonde hair with slender curves, allowing Sonic to climb up.
"Good luck getting away from your evil step-mother Amyella!" said my little mouse friend Jack.
I smiled at him. "Thank you Jack..." I said as I kissed him on the forehead causing him to blush.
"Score!" he whispered.
Once Sonic got to the top I looked around.
"How are we supposed to get back down?" I asked.
Sonic smiled and took out a bow and arrow. "Have no fear my love!" he said as he shot the arrow across the way.
My night with out any armor grabbed onto the rope that was at the end of the arrow and then both of us swung across onto a very unstable tree branch.
"Now what?" I asked, holding onto my hero.
Sonic was about to say something until he quickly grabbed onto his forehead and groaned in pain.
"Sonic?!" I questioned.
"My scar..."Sonic muttered. "It's burning...that must mean that the evil lord step-mother is near..." he groaned in a corny British accent.
I gasped. I knew for a fact that Sonic was the only boy who had survived the wrath of my evil step-mother.
Just then I saw my evil step mother, Mrs. Eggman, approach us.
"THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A UTOPIAN SOCIETY! IF YOU WANT TO LEAVE YOU MUST BE RELEASED FROM THE COMMUNITY!" my step mother roared with nothing but rage and anger.
Sonic smiled nervously.
"Ladies first." Sonic said as he pushed me out of the tree.
"AHH!" I screamed as I cracked my head open on the hard cement, my cold, red blood spilling all over the place.
"Whoops..." Sonic said as he began to whistle and slowly walked away.
A few days later I was put into a glass casket by my six dwarf friends. (The seventh one claimed to have some sort of precious ring that made him insane so he was sent to a mental facility.)
End Story
Shadow, Rouge and Maria had very confused looks on their faces.
"I should write a book!" Amy said joyfully at the thought. "I bet that it would be the best selling book of the year!" she said.
"Did that even make sense?" Rouge asked.
Maria crossed her arms. "No it didn't. It was a mixture of Romeo and Juliet, Repunzle, Cinderella, Robin Hood, Harry Potter, The Giver, Snow White, and Lord of the Rings! It's made up!" she said angrily.
Amy gasped. "It is NOT!" she said.
Shadow sighed and stood up, Rouge holding his hand. "I'm going back to driving." he said dully.
"I don't blame you." Rouge said.
Shadow pushed down on the gas and drove off into the distance.
Amy sat on a seat beside Maria, holding her knees and humming Rouge's theme to herself, having a jolly grand ol' time.
It was then when a thought occurred to her.
"OH MY GOD! SONIC!" Amy yelled as she stood up and jumped out the RV window, EC still in her arms.
"Not her too!" Rouge said as she watched Amy run off into the distance.
Shadow chuckled under his breath. "Well, that gets rid of that problem..." he said evilly.
-YAY! Okay! Next Chapter is: A Day in the Life of Maria
"MARIA!"
"What?"
"SHE'S DEAD!"
"...No I'm not..."
"G.U.N. KILLED MARIA!"
"...What?!"
"I MUST GET REVENGE!"
-Until Next Time Mis Amigos!
