In which the Aztecs give Barbara's reformations a very brief whirl.

The Gods Would Like Potatoes Too

The Aztecs give Barbara's reformations a very brief whirl.

"Light the flames," the Aztec priest said, digging his hands into his work. "We have received a sign!"

"What does it mean?" asked the others who respectfully stood nearby.

"That the great goddess Yetaxa will….wait." He held a portion up to the light. "Is that a gizzard? Or is that part the gizzard? Which part do you use for gravy?"

"Gizzard?" asked a warrior. "I thought Yetaxa asked for drumsticks."

"No, it was the warrior, Ian, who wanted drumsticks!" argued another, "And gravy."

"I simply cannot work with this sort of a sacrifice!" the priest said in disgust.

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