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UR OLL JUST SAINTS (Not me!) y cant u just except jEsuss (Why don't you stop criticizing atheists?) it wold mae ur life so much mor engoyable u would never haf to worr/ again
StarPaw sad (COOKIE MONSTER SAD) "I..i….." she was so foncusded! (Does that mean messed up in the head?) Thes to cats hard asked her to b there mates (No they asked you to be their mats) an wht was she supops to do? They we beoth handsome and althing, but bot had matss! (ok so they already had foot mats, and yet they want her to be a second? #Greedy!) Nhd she luvved them both! FirstAr wus so kind and he oviusly likked her allot. GayStirpe was so funny and col.
"!" said StarPaw ass (Starpaw's ass said this? Why do these cats have mouths all over their bodies!) she ruan in to the forest. It wus to muck# (why was she mucking horse stalls?) she culdnt choss!
She run and ran and run til ur paws her hurtinged. Hen she rrellized she corsed the broader. Oih no she thugh Shadowclan will get me. (You beat the crap out of Blackstar and now...?) "wut are you ding here?" sd BalkStar s he waked up.
"I'm sorry!" mewoed StarKit I didn't men too!" (That's what they all say!)
That's ok" sed blackStar. "no wons perfeck." (who are you and what have you done with Blackstar?) "no that's not true." Said StarPaw, offed. "StarClan is.""Waht do you mena?" wemed BlackStar. (I have no idea what's going on, that spelling was so bad)
"well the give us all this halpand stuff" (yeah... so much help...) said Starpaw. "without them we wold be lust." (lust?) She said.
"I gess that's ter " (and yet you betrayed Starclan at one point) balkcStar said, "besid I didn't relly mean that neway.
"o really why?" said starpaw. "becus yo are." (Holy crap)
'WHAT' YOWLED sTarpaw jumping away BlackkStarTried to nugle her. (Dude, BOUNDRIES) "WHAT ARE O TRIG TO DO MOLE STRAEP ME?1?" (you don't mole straep woman dude!)
"e—" BlakStar started too expaln, but, StarPw wass to quick
"no" she Sid "I don't doned another tom after me!" "I got enog porbelms arigt now anywy! (yeah!)
"but yor pahfect." (NO) Said Blackstar. "you betted me in badle you HAVE TO BE " (did you not hear me? I said NO)
"NO!" shitted SarPaw (Did the pooped come out of her mouth or did the fart from the poop sound like the word no? I'm confused!) Again runnin into the forst. Ters ralled down her checks she was cyring. 'its too much" sahe though. "Starcalnb help me….!" (naw)
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