Hey everyone,
Here is chapter five. I am glad I finished it. For a while there, I thought my writer's block will last forever. On another note, I started learning Japanese so please wish me luck.
This story is a SasuNaru, I assure you.
Please enjoy.
Chapter 5, "Kiba, the friend."
Naruto bit his bottom lip, and then let out a pained moan. "It hurts!"
"It's not in yet," Kiba mumbled.
"You're lying!"
"It'll just hurt for a second."
"But it's so big and thick," Naruto whined.
"It's not that big. Plus, it's slippery."
"Are you kidding me?"
"Stay still."
"Kiba, my ass burns. Ahhh!" He gasped.
Right then, Nara walked in. He froze for a second watching their position. "What are you doing?"
"Done," Kiba stated.
"Ouch," Naruto rubbed his rear. "I'm getting an acetaminophen suppository. Off, I don't get why the doctor couldn't just prescribe tablets or something."
"Better than getting a shot," Kiba stated.
Shikamaru blinked twice, "What?"
"It burns a little."
"You're just not used to it."
"Why?" Shika snapped.
"My stomach hurts, and I've been sick all morning. Kiba's doctor friend said-"
"Kiba's friend? Figures."
"Yeah. You know her. Hinata?"
Shika took a deep breath, "And did she say Kiba had to insert it?"
"Who else would do it? You?" Kiba asked.
"Can't he do it himself?"
"His stomach hurts," Kiba stated as if he had been saying the obvious. "What's the deal with you anyway?"
"I just find it strange for two guy friends to- Do you have to rub his ass?"
"You heard him; it hurts!"
Naruto sat up pulling his boxers, "Shouldn't you just say what a drag, and go look at the clouds or something? Why are you flipping? It's not like you."
"Never mind," Shika whispered. "Let's talk about something else."
"I'm going to talk to Sakura tonight again."
"Are you sure about that?" Kiba asked. "It's her loss, you know."
"It's the damn Uchiha's fault."
"Everything is his damn fault, isn't it?" Shika spat mockingly.
"You are definitely not yourself!" Naruto stated. "C'mon, what's going on? Really?"
"I'm fine."
"C'mon buddy. Let it out."
Nara took a deep breath, "She's back."
The two friends stared at him in silence and discomfort. "And-"
"And nothing."
"You're not getting back together?"
"No, she has someone else now."
"..."
"Probably for my own good. The last time we were together... Ah...Troublesome."
"You should talk to her," Naruto stated, receiving a nudge from Kiba and a head shake.
"He shouldn't."
"No, he should."
"She hurt him."
"He can't give up on someone just like that."
"Naruto, he isn't giving up because of a silly reason; she broke his heart. She disappeared-"
That topic was the only one crude enough to get Naruto and Kiba to argue together. Naruto had a problem giving up on people, and Kiba had a problem accepting anything or anyone that could hurt his friends even remotely.
"Enough. It's my life. It's my choice. I don't want to talk about it anymore," Shika frowned. "Now, what do you plan to say to Sakura tonight?"
Naruto pouted but soon relaxed, "I have an idea."
"Yes?"
"I'm going to sweep her off her feet. First, a band. Not any band; The Fray. She likes them. Now, she'll have to talk to me. So, I'll charm her with my Uzumaki poetry. Then a marching band will escort us to my limo. Bear in mind, that it's a pink limo, ha. Then I'll take her to the Konoha fountain- I reserved the park for the whole night. Then a short dancing number, and just as it ends and the dancers point to the sky as the fireworks sparkle saying "I love you Sakura"," Naruto spoke in one breath.
Both men stared at him blankly.
"Just before she says anything, a cute little puppy will appear. It will have a sign around its neck saying "Say you wove him"."
"..."
"I guess getting the puppy is over-doing it, but seriously who can resist a puppy? She'll have to take me back."
"Naruto, I think you should let Shika handle your finances from now on," Kiba stated.
"I'm not going to save on love!"
"You think a marching band will really make her love you, buddy?"
"No... But they will earn me credit, and irritate the insomniac bastard too. Two birds, one stone."
"And the dancing?"
"Girls like these sort of things."
"I think what Kiba wants to say is; you might come off a little desperate," Nara stated.
"..."
"..."
"Desperate? You think so?" Naruto mumbled.
"Yeah, buddy."
"Probably."
Naruto froze for a second looking at his feet, "But I'm desperate for real..."
"Well, you shouldn't do anything tonight anyway. You're too sick." Kiba messed with the blond curls as he ogled at a pouting Naruto, "I honestly can't imagine how she can not love you. You're so cute." He nuzzled Naruto's neck.
"Kiba," Naruto whispered.
"Yes kitty?"
"Akamaru is looking at you strange again," Naruto pointed at the dog. "Kitty?"
As they started to debate the nickname, Shika stared at the both of them. For some reason, he couldn't help but think, 'This is going to end badly'.
XXXXXXXX
Sasuke pursed his lips as he played a game on his new mobile phone. Once the last of his lives was lost, he tossed the mobile away. "Stupid game. Waste of time."
He then stared at the ceiling. Too white. Almost too irritating, so he shifted his gaze towards his library.
"Should I read something?" He whispered to himself, before huffing. He had read all of them times before. Right then, he really wished he had a TV, regardless of how much electricity they swallow up.
He reached for his phone again, dialing his brother's number.
"Sasuke."
"Itachi."
"How is it going?"
"Fine... Ehm... Did you sign the papers I sent to your office?"
"No, I'll sign them first thing tomorrow."
"They're very important."
"I know, but I'm off work now. I don't want to discuss-"
"You should have signed the papers!"
"..."
"Weasel."
"Sasuke."
"Yes?"
"Are you starting a fight just because you're bored?"
"Absolutely not."
"Since you're bored why don't you try going out and meeting new people. I'll pay for all expenses."
"I'm not bored, and I don't want to meet any stupid new people."
"I see..."
"So where are you?"
"On a date."
"When will it be over?"
"Hopefully tomorrow morning. You know Sasuke; you should make friends other than me."
"I don't need-"
"You are not self-sufficient."
"Who are you out with?"
"You don't know him."
"What college did he go to?"
"Good night Sasuke."
"Itachi," Sasuke whined sounding more childish than usual.
"Bye."
"You're irritating," the raven haired man frowned staring at his phone once more. He started dialing a different number.
"Is that really you, little ducky butt?"
"Hn..."
Kisame chuckled, "Don't sulk now. You liked it when you were an inch tall."
"No I didn't, and since you aren't my twin brother, you never knew me when I was an inch tall."
"Hmm... You're brother was right about you."
"What do you mean by that?"
"He said you need some social training."
"..."
"So did you call just top insult your senior?"
"Hn."
"Bye, duck butt."
Sasuke stared at the phone once again, before dialing yet another number.
"Damn it, I meant to cancel!"
"Idiot, can't even tell green from red?"
"I'm really sick. I've been throwing up all day."
"Thank you for the mental image."
"Go away, I don't need any more pain. I hate you. You screw everything up."
"You started it."
"Shouldn't you go patch your socks or something?" He mocked.
"Actually," Sasuke frowned as he recalled the sad memory. "Because of you I have a bunch of new ones," he spat.
"God, why would a person sound so upset about getting new socks? What's wrong with you?"
"Hn."
"Seriously, invest in therapy or something."
"I decided to help you."
"What?"
"You asked for my advice in business."
"Oh, I withdrew that invitation," Naruto then muffled the headset, before answering Kiba. "It's the bastard."
"Fine, but don't blame me when you drive an empire to bankruptcy," Sasuke smirked. "I wonder if girls like Sakura are attracted to guys who are bankrupt."
"Not fair!"
"I am saying it as it is."
"Fine, you can tutor me or whatever."
"Sensei."
"What?"
"It's Uchiha sensei."
"You! I'm not going to honor that with an answer!"
Sasuke chuckled, "When should we start?"
"I don't know. Whenever."
"Fine, I'm coming over right now."
"..."
"Hn."
"Are you going to apologize for ruining my relationship with Sakura once I see you?"
"Why would I do that?"
"Because I'll attack you otherwise."
"Then who will help you with the company?"
Naruto paused, "I haven't thought about that..."
"Do you ever think?" Sasuke mocked.
"God! I hate you."
"I'll be right over. Text me the address. The right one!"
"Damn! And here I was planning to send you to a wh*** house," he teased. "Maybe find someone to pull the stick out of your a**. I'm sure you'll find a girl to do it for the right price."
XXXXXX
Nara watched from the couch. Shika had been sighing precisely every five minutes. The thing was, Kiba and Naruto were always physically intimate. He was okay with that, even though it occasionally made him uncomfortable. Today however, it was going overboard.
On the bed, Naruto reclined into Kiba's chest. The dog lover whispered a joke into Naruto's ear, before tracing a finger over Naruto's thigh. "So tanned, Blondie. You remind me of honey."
"Remember this?" Naruto pointed at a small scar he had near his knee.
Kiba chuckled, "Ah! That was one hell of a day!" He then whispered again into Naruto's ear as he tickled Naruto's knee, "Tickles?"
Naruto giggled while wiggling. "S-stop it."
"Nice spot, but I know the one that'll really drive you insane."
"No!" Naruto whined as Kiba started rubbing Naruto's neck. He raised up his shoulders, as his eyes got teary from laughs.
"Stop it! Kiba, stop it!"
"Yes, Kiba, stop it," Shika spat dryly.
The dog lover paused, allowing Naruto to catch his breath.
"Again," Naruto whispered.
Shikamaru closed his eyes and hoped for miracle. Instantly, the door rang. He jolted out of the couch and strolled towards the door.
"Who is it?"
"Sasuke Uchiha."
"Come in."
Sasuke studied him as he walked inside, "Is this Naruto's place?"
"Kiba's, but Naruto is here. Bedroom. That door."
"Bedroom?" Sasuke whispered to himself, as he headed for the door. Once he entered the room, he froze watching the two friends spoon. "Is this a joke?"
"I wish," Shika answered back.
"Hey sensei?" Naruto waved.
"Are we going to have the lesson in the bed?"
Naruto whined, "You were serious about that? I'm sick. Start the lessons tomorrow not today. Lets watch a movie or something."
"It's dark when you watch movies," Shika murmured. "And on a couch."
Sasuke had planned not to back down, but Nara's observations were true. In no way was he going to climb into a bed with two cuddling guys.
XXXXXX
Kiba was rubbing Naruto's arm, as Naruto rested his head on the brunette's shoulder.
Sasuke kept glaring at the two beside him on the couch. He couldn't believe how they didn't have any self-awareness. He turned around to face Nara who was sitting on the only chair.
"I'm not switching with you," Shika stated.
Sasuke gritted his teeth, heaving in a deep breath in an attempt to calm himself down. Right then, Kiba tickled Naruto, sending Naruto's leg jerking Sasuke's direction. The raven glared at the foot on his lap, pushing it away with one finger.
"That's it!" Sasuke snapped, before pushing Naruto away from Kiba, and squeezing himself in the middle.
The two friends blinked in shock. On the other hand, Shika smiled a little impressed; Sasuke might turn out to be his next hero.
"It's inappropriate," Sasuke stated.
"You are inappropriate!" Kiba shouted.
"Just watch the freakin movie."
The next free minutes passed in peace. Sasuke was actually starting to enjoy the movie. He thought he would never enjoy Harry Potter, but the movie was turning out better than expected.
He felt a poke in his shoulder, so he shifted. When he looked at his right, Kiba was watching the movie. It must be his imagination, he figured. A few minutes later, he felt a hand creep over his shoulder. It kept crawling and crawling, and rested on Naruto's.
"What do you think you're doing?" Sasuke frowned.
"Dude relax. I was just touching Naruto's shoulder, and you're the one who squeezed himself in between."
"I don't want your arm around my neck!" Sasuke stated, articulating every word.
"I don't want my arm around your overly pasty neck, but you're in the way."
"Why do you need to constantly touch him?" Sasuke snapped.
"I don't mind," Naruto stated. "And don't be rude to Kiba."
"That's right Naruto. It's none of his f**king business!"
"It is when you're fondling my neck."
"Who would want to fondle this bony a** neck? It's even cold!"
Sasuke gapped, "You really don't see anything wrong with what you're saying."
"You really don't see anything wrong in you existing!"
"At least I don't molest my friends!"
"You bastard! Do you even have friends?"
"Guys, calm down!" Naruto ordered. "Please!"
Kiba took a deep breath and then huffed it out, "Leave now."
"My stomach hurts again," the blond bent over. "It' really hurts."
- To be continued-
"A Pretty Penny" Random Scene
xxX 3:00 Am Xxx
Ring Ring
Itachi ignored the phone, bending down to lay another kiss on Sai's mouth.
Ring Ring
The older Uchiha brother smiled politely at his date, opening the night stand drawer, and sliding his phone in.
Ring Ring
"More lube?" He whispered into the pale raven's ear.
Ring Ring
"Aren't you going to answer your phone?"
"It's probably my brother. I'm starting to regret buying him that phone," Itachi shrugged his shoulders, jerking his hips.
Ring Ring
Sai moaned while mumbling, "Maybe it's an emergency."
"Ignore it."
Ring Ring
Ring Ring
Ring Ring
Itachi closed his eye for a second, before picking up the phone. "Yes?"
"Why aren't you answering? What if it was an emergency?"
"I thought I told you I was on a date."
"I took your advice."
"Good. Sasuke, let me call y-"
"Not Good. It was a disaster."
"Is this going to take long? I'm sort of in the middle of some-"
"His friends, Kiba or something, kept touching him and touching him. It was very inappropriate."
"I have an idea about what is inappropriate..."
"He kept fondling his thighs, rubbing his arm, kissing his cheek-"
"So look away."
"He touched my shoulder and neck."
"What an audacity," Itachi mocked but Sasuke didn't get it.
"Right? And he said my neck was pale, cold and bonny. How dare he?"
Itachi signaled for Sai to wait for just one more second. "Well, maybe you can trying finding new friends."
"It is very clear he's using Naruto."
"Is he older than him?"
"I don't know. About the same age."
"Does he have super human strength?"
"Are you mocking me?"
"It just sounds like Naruto doesn't mind it."
"I mind it!"
"I see..."
"I mean it's an eye sore."
"Then don't hang around with them again."
"He got really sick though. We had to give him a shot just to get him to sleep."
"I hope he'll get well soon."
"He probably ate some bad food. I can tell he doesn't look after himself."
"Sasuke, I need to go now."
"It's because he is an idiot. He fell in love with the wrong girl and the wrong gender-"
"Sasuke."
"Most probably, he's gay and doesn't even realize it."
"Sasuke!"
"Yes?"
"I'm f**king someone. Hang up or listen to me do it!"
"I'll hang up."
"Good. Bye."
xxX End Random scene Xxx
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