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CM: As promised here is the long awaited chapter 7. Sorry to fans of My Swan princess. I truly intended to update last week but life tends to have a way of distracting me. Geeze, I'm starting to sound like Kakashi! *shudders*
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Title: From boxers to bras
Summary: Naruto get's turned into a girl and now the men are starting to see Kohana's loudest ninja in a new light…poor, poor Naruto.
Genre: Humor/one-sided romance
Disclaimer: Naruto belongs to Kishimoto©
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Chapter 7: Sleepover
Naruto looked up into the sky as she ran along, she had to hurry, it looked like it was going to rain. Ominous black clouds covered the once blue skies and the faint sound of thunder reached her ears. Even an idiot like her knew it was going to be a nasty storm later on this evening. She didn't stop running until she reached the gate of the Uchiha compound.
Almost waveringly Naruto entered the complex. The place was well, dead. Lifeless—even the vegetation had withered away. The buildings were beginning to decay with neglect and when the wind blew, creaks were heard. Faintly she could hear the ghostly whispers of people, coming and going all wearing the Uchiha symbol with pride. Then she heard the screams, the terror…swords piercing flesh…blood staining the ground red; the glowing red eyes of Itachi and Madara Uchiha.
Naruto shook her head. She was scaring herself. Shivering, she wrapped her jacket closer to her body as she thought 'How can Sasuke stand living here? You can find more cheer in a graveyard than this place!'
Finally she reached the middle of the compound where the mansion of the head family was located. Naruto hesitated before knocking on the door. Why did this feel so wrong? It's not like she was sneaking behind Sakura's back, they were only friends and for Kami's sake, this IS Sasuke…the princely emo bastard: her best friend and rival. With her confidence restored Naruto a foxy smile crawled its way onto her lips.
Naruto knocked. After a moment or two of nobody answering she began to beat on the door furiously. "Yo, teme! I know you're here! I can sense your chakra signature!"
"My, temperamental aren't we?"
"EKKK GHOST!" Naruto shrieked and slapped the person behind her without looking first. Naruto relaxed when she saw it was fuming Sasuke. "Oh it's you, teme" she sighed in relief. "Don't sneak up on me like that!"
"Feh" Sasuke huffed. Gingerly he rubbed his swollen cheeks. "Good reflexes" he commended. "You got both sides"
Naruto huffed. "A blind person could hit you, Sasuke. Now where's my stuff?"
"What stuff?"
"My grocery bags, baka" Naruto snapped.
"Who said I had it?"
"Stop playing with me!"
"No"
"TEME!"
Sasuke had to bite the inside of his cheek to keep from smiling. It was always fun to piss of the blonde because only Naruto can manage to look cute while throwing a temper tantrum.
"It's in the refrigerator" the dark haired young man finally answered.
He unlocked the front door. Naruto shoved pass him and stormed in. Sasuke followed at a relaxed pace. He entered the kitchen right when Naruto was bending over into the fridge getting her bags. Sasuke shamelessly let his eyes wonder over her well toned buttocks and long legs. He felt himself grow hard but pushed those thoughts down. Besides, it was ill-mannered to lust so openly.
Leaning against the doorframe Sasuke asked, "So, did you enjoy your date with Gaara?"
Naruto choked on her spit. "What the?!" she turned around to face him. "I was just treating him to Ichiraku because I wanted to hang out with him!"
Sasuke pressed his lips together. "Then who paid the bill at the end?"
"Gaara did…" Naruto trailed. Suddenly realization hit her. "W-Wait that doesn't mean anything! W-we're only friends!"
Sasuke sent her a flat look. But under the surface he was boiling. Gaara had paid for Naruto? That was a bad sign for him. Sasuke turned and walked back into the living room. "I only wish for your happiness, dobe" he said over his shoulder.
"Oh shaddup!" Naruto bellowed. "For the last time: It WAS NOT a date! Ew Sasuke, I still like girls you know!"
"Humph" Sasuke huffed, almost a pout on his lips. "Men are better, Naruto-chan. You should give us a try"
Naruto snorted. "Oho and I bet you're the cream of the crop!"
"How observant of you"
"Conceited teme!" Naruto growled. She stomped out the kitchen with her bags in her arms. "How does Sakura deal with you?"
"She's emotionally near-sighted" Sasuke replied smoothly.
"So in other words you can be a total jackass and she thinks it's something she did wrong to make you act like that way" Naruto said while rolling her eyes.
Sasuke shrugged indifferently.
"Now I'm really curious: what do women see in you—besides a sex toy?"
Sasuke snorted. He had wondered the same thing from time to time. "Who knows but I suppose…" he eased up next to Naruto until his face was only a few inches away from her's. Naruto immediately had to downplay a blush. Sasuke felt his confidence soar when he saw this. "My handsomeness makes them blind…"
Naruto took a few steps back from Sasuke. "Well I hate to break it to you but it doesn't work on me"
"Why's that?" Sasuke said. He decided to use a husky tone. All woman melted to that voice. Even Naruto would.
Naruto suddenly laughed out loud; a real laugh. "Oho you are one funny teme!" she gasped out in-between giggles.
Sasuke's eyes widen a fraction for a moment before he hid his emotions under a stoical façade.
"Because no amount of sexiness can turn me on from what your moody, mean-spirited emo attitude has turned off. In fact it makes me want to break your pretty little nose" Naruto said with a smirk. "Now if you excuse me, boy-toy, I should be going"
Sasuke watched Naruto go with a put off look. He was about to go start dinner for himself when he heard a shriek. Immediately he rushed out. Only a block away from his house he found Naruto getting up from the ground. She was covered from head to toe in mud.
"You are a klutz" Sasuke stated as he helped Naruto up.
"Argh! My clothes!" Naruto whinnied. She bent down and began savage the rest of her groceries. Some of the items were broken or sticky with muck and had to be thrown away.
Sasuke rolled his eyes at the scene. Leave it to the village baka to find the largest mud hole in the rundown Uchiha district and fall into it. "Come back inside. I'll wash your clothes" Naruto reluctantly went back into Sasuke's house.
Naruto sat down her bags near the entrance and began to undress right in front of him. Sasuke's brain went south. He could feel his little member pumping up again. "Y-you're not shy are you?" He asked indifferently as possible.
Naruto smirked. "What's wrong, Sassy-chan?" she asked innocently. She removed her shirt so that she was stripped completely down to her underwear. "Never seen a naked chick before? I thought you and that girl Karin—"
"No we didn't" Sasuke cut off quickly.
"But you bit and kissed her" Naruto said. "How kinky can you get?—"
"I only bit her to heal my body you baka! And the kiss was to replenish my chakra!"
"Riiiiight. How come you never told Sakura about it?"
"No reason to"
"Anyway can I borrow some clothes? Even my underwear is soaked!"
"You can have some clothes from my bedroom after you take a shower" Sasuke offered.
"Thanks" Naruto walked pass him. Sasuke eyes followed her. He had to admit, Naruto had some really, really, really nice buttocks. He threw the remainder of Naruto's food into the trash and went to start dinner for both of them.
—PAGE BREAK—
About Twenty minutes later, Sasuke was setting the table when he heard Naruto's voice.
"Geeze Sasuke why does everything article of clothing you own has an Uchiha symbol on it?!" she complained. Sasuke could here her soft footsteps heading toward the kitchen.
"Get over it you ingrate—AH!" Sasuke yelped. Naruto came out into the dining room wearing nothing but a pair of black boxers with the Uchiha printed all over it. Firm, round breast with sun kissed nipples exposed to his eyes. Blood spilled from Sasuke's nose. Hurriedly he wiped away the evidence with a napkin before Naruto could see it.
"D-dobe, why are you wearing my boxers?" he asked more composed than he felt. He did offer clothes but that was just a little too personal!
"Because I like it" Naruto answered with a shrug. "Underwear and shorts in one, it's awesome"
"Where's your b-bra?" Sasuke asked next. He had to pinch the bridge of his nose in order to keep his nose from bleeding again. He tried to take his eyes off Naruto's boobs but couldn't.
"Oooo! You cooked chicken ramen!" Naruto said, excitedly looking over Sasuke's shoulder. "You made enough for me?"
"Dooobe" Sasuke said. "Where. Is. Your. Bra?" he asked again.
"Oh, I tossed it in the dryer with my other clothes"
"Well go get one of my shirts to wear for the meantime" Sasuke ordered.
"No need" Naruto said. "My bra will be dry in twenty minutes" She walked pass Sasuke to sit at the table. Her large breasts bouncing slightly in a hypnotizing rhythm with each step she took.
Sasuke couldn't hold it in any longer. He jerked off. "Show some shame and please wear a shirt!" he shouted. 'Or you're going to be raped right here and now on my dining room table and I'll probably go to jail for the rest of my life!'
Naruto snorted. "Fine if it means that much to you"
"You have no idea…" Sasuke mumbled.
"Did you just say something?"
"No. It was probably your inner demon"
—PAGE BREAK—
Dinner was rather awkward for Sasuke as he poked at his noodles. Naruto was devouring her's with no problem and was chatting about random things that Sasuke could careless about. He had finally convinced her to wear one of his many Uchiha branded shirts.
Of all the colors, she picked red and it happened to be one of his smaller shirts that hugged her curbs quite nicely. Sasuke felt like he was in heaven as he stared at her magnificent breasts that were pressed against the confinement of the t-shirt. He wasn't sure if Naruto was doing this on purpose or not but at the moment he didn't care.
Suddenly a loud cracking boom sounded from outside, signaling the start of a long downpour. "No way!" Naruto rushed to the window as the rain began to pound the window like bullets.
"You may have to stay the night, dobe" Sasuke informed. "The storm is not going to let up until tomorrow morning"
"WHAT?"
"That's what the weatherman said today—"
"I hope he's wrong and get's fired!" Naruto yelled. "I don't wanna stay in your haunted mansion!" she cried.
Sasuke felt his eye twitch. "My house is not haunted!"
"Yes it is!"
Sasuke glared. "Then leave" He motioned to the door. Just then a loud crack of thunder was heard, causing them both to flinch slightly at the unsuspected nose.
Naruto sighed miserably. Just the thought of running home in a thunder storm wasn't very appealing. "Fine" she reneged. "But I want a sutra spell and a nightlight!" she demanded. "And don't you dare put me in Itachi's room!"
"Sutra spell? Dobe, there's no ghosts in my house!" Sasuke snapped in an affronted tone. "But there is a nightlight I can dig up from the attic and this house has several Itachi-free guestrooms, happy?"
"… …Yeah I guess…and oh about the nightlight" Naruto grinned sheepishly, "It's your old nightlight right?" she asked.
Sasuke rolled his eyes. "Yes Naruto. It didn't belong to Itachi if that's what you're asking"
He wanted to punch Naruto. Sometimes she could be such an insensitive idiot.
Naruto jumped up with a shout of happiness. "Yes! Thanks"
Sasuke followed the movement of her body more than anything. Forgetting his anger, he said "Y-your welcome"
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Sasuke tried for the rest of the evening to forget Naruto's beautiful body but failed pathetically especially since they were sitting shoulder to shoulder on the sofa watching TV. It just all felt so weird. Reality felt like some sick twilight zone jest. Just two months earlier he would have beaten Naruto into the ground and now he wanted to beat into Naruto instead.
It was still raining outside but the lighting and thunder had stopped. Playing on the TV set was an old movie called Junior. Why they decided to watch it was beyond him but Naruto seemed to find it amusing to watch a romance between two klutzy scientists and a pregnant man.
Personally Sasuke found it to be disturbing. He was quite content with his manhood and extremely happy he could have offspring without carrying it. Which had him wondering about Naruto; he was now a she, meaning she has to carry and give birth to the offspring.
"Do you want kids someday, Naruto?" Sasuke asked randomly as the credits of the movie began scroll down the screen.
"Sure, I wanted five" Naruto answered. She stretched her hands above her head, making her nipples even more noticeable through the shirt.
Sasuke raised an eyebrow. "Wanted five?" he asked, recognizing the past tense.
"Yeah but that was before I'd known I would be the one to have them"
Sasuke released a dry chuckle. "So how many do you want now?"
"Three"
Sasuke blinked. "And you still plan to be Hokage?"
"Yup"
"Why so many then?"
Childbearing was hard in the shinobi world. Most ninja families only had one or two and rarely three babies at the most. Usually the woman stepped down from active duty to rear the children. If Naruto was the Hokage and if the father was an active duty ninja it would be exceedingly difficult on her.
Naruto sighed. Understanding where Sasuke was coming from. "I grew up alone, Sasuke. Even though your family was tragically taken away from you, at least you knew what it was like to have them at one time"
Sasuke felt his chest tighten.
"There's a bond between siblings that I can never understand and I want my kids to grow up with those bonds…even at my expense" she explained. Her face cracked into a sunny smile. "So what about you? Planning on fifty brats or something?" she joked.
Sasuke snorted. He turned away from Naruto. "Sakura only said 'as many as I wanted'"
"Is that such a bad thing?" Naruto took Sasuke's silence as an answer.
"Then how man to do want?"
"Three or four"
Naruto's eyebrow's shot up. "That's it? Damn! The Uchiha clan won't make a comeback with that!"
Sasuke shrugged. "I would say nine children but these are Uchiha babies. One Uchiha baby equals the trouble and expenses of three normal babies. So If I have three kids; it's like having nine"
Naruto laughed aloud. "Well since you put it that way teme I guess you have a point. Uchihas are a handful and believe me—I'm talking from personal experience"
Sasuke rolled his eyes.
"Since little Sasukes are so troublesome, just use shadow clones to help care for them" Naruto joked but Sasuke took that suggestion seriously.
"Not a bad idea. Maybe I'll really have nine after all then. However my clones can only last four to eight hours…"
"Hell, that's it? Mine can last for days if they're not harmed!" Naruto bragged.
"Really?" Sasuke asked interested. With a consuming urge he began to rub Naruto's thigh. It was smooth and firm. He had to control his inner beast not to rub closer to her crotch. "If that's the case why don't we get started now?" he suggested slyly.
Naruto felt immediately uncomfortable. She wasn't sure if it was from the glint in Sasuke's eye or the thigh rub. Probably both. "D-doing what?"
"Repopulating the Uchiha and Uzumaki clans of course" Sasuke said as if it was the simplest thing in the world. "Personally I would like us to have a girl first. I want to name her after my mother. Then we can name our first son after your father, the Yondaime"
"…"
"Well?"
"…You're k-kidding right?"
Sasuke pulled away with a snort. "Obviously idiot"
Naruto did an anime fall off the couch. "THANK KAMI! DON'T TOY WITH ME LIKE THAT AGAIN!"
"Then stop being such a gullible fool and then maybe I'll stop" Sasuke said. He flipped through the TV channels with the remote control. "If you ever reproduce may Kami have mercy and let the kid inherited its father's brain cells"
"SHUDDUP!" Naruto snapped. "So where am I going to sleep, tonight? You said in an Itachi-free room, right?"
"Yeah, but I could offer you something better…"
"What?"
"We could share a bed…" Sasuke suggested covertly. He sent Naruto a sexy smile "…My bed"
Naruto snorted. She was thinking Sasuke was teasing her again. "No way"
"Are you sure? I have silk sheets"
Naruto laughed. "Sorry but I don't fell like outrunning Sakura when she get's back from her mission"
"She won't know about it and if she does find out, I'll protect you" Sasuke said. He caressed Naruto's jaw with his hand. "It's going to get cold tonight. I need a little body heat—"
"Stop teasing me like that you pervert!" Naruto shouted. "Seriously stop! You are starting to freak me out. It's not funny anymore!"
"But I'm not teasing you, Naruto"
Naruto suddenly felt sick. Really, really sick. "Y-you aren't?"
Sasuke snorted. "Just kidding. Geeze, you fell for the same thing twice, baka" he stated.
Naruto twitched. "GO CURL UP SOMEWHERE AND DIE TEME!"
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Later that night Sasuke tossed and turned listing to the rain beat against his bedroom window as he thought about his advances on Naruto. It bothered him a lot. His sexuality had little to no effect on Naruto.
Now he truly knew life was nothing but sadistic irony! The only girl he wanted at his mercy and she was not sexual aroused by him. Almost possessed, Sasuke got up and stealthily walked to Naruto's chambers. He had given her the closest guestroom to his room.
The way Naruto sleep was so disgusting and yet sexy at the same time. Her mouth wide open with drool oozing out the side and snoring loud enough to wake the dead! Blond hair ruffled across the pillows. Her shirt had ridden up due to all the twisting, revealing a lean tight muscled stomach. Sasuke felt himself drooling at the sight. Hastily he wiped it away. There he goes being a pervert again. Sasuke turned to leave when—
"Sasuke…"
The Uchiha froze. The hairs on his body stood up. Had Naruto caught his goggling? Sasuke looked back to see the dobe still asleep, thank Kami!
"Sasuke…Sasuke…" Naruto sleepily muttered suddenly.
That piped Sasuke's interest. Naruto was dreaming about him? Naruto's face suddenly soured as she began to thrash around. "YOU TEME!" she shouted, landing an unsuspecting kick into Sasuke's balls with her foot. Sasuke squeaked before falling to the floor clutching his most valuable item.
At Sasuke's squeak, Naruto jerked awake. "Huh? W-what?" she said sleepily. She sat up rubbing the sleepiness out of her eyes when she noticed Sasuke curled up on the ground.
"Hey what are you doing on the floor, Sasuke?" Naruto asked concerned. Sasuke merely groaned. Then she had a second thought. "Actually what are you doing in my room?"
Sasuke rose from the ground carefully and slowly. "I-I heard talking so I investigated" he managed to say in-between the throbs of pain. His voice was still a little high pitched. "But it was just you sleep talking. Tch moron"
"Sorry Sasuke" Naruto yawned as she stretched her arms above her head. Sasuke got a great view of her nipples hardening through her shirt. "But I was a great dream! We were fighting and man did I nail you bad!!" she said proudly.
"Yep. You did" Sasuke muttered in agreement under his breath. He inwardly cringed as he fought the urge to cradle his precious.
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The next morning Naruto was completely refreshed and greeted Sasuke. In return, the albino merely grunted. To show her appreciation she decided to cook breakfast. When Naruto was half way done, there was knock at the door. Sasuke got up to answer it to come face to face with Kiba and his partner Akamaru.
"Hey Kiba!" Naruto shouted over Sasuke's form. She came to the door wiping her hands on a paper towel. Kiba merely stared blankly at her in response.
"What?" Naruto asked innocently. Sasuke inwardly sighed. He was really hoping Naruto just stayed in the kitchen. This was not a good impression right now.
"Okaaaay" the Inuzuka said slowly, taking in Naruto's appearance. "Naruto, what are you doing in Sasuke's boxers?"
Naruto's eyes bulged. Realizing what Kiba was hinting. "Kiba it's not what it looks like—I swear! My clothes got—"
Kiba laughed half-heartedly. He waved Naruto off. "Save it. I can tell you didn't do anything" he tapped his nose. "My sense of smell doesn't lie…" suddenly he gave Sasuke a dark glare. "But you on the other hand…" he growled openly at him.
Sasuke glared back and growled, not as carnie but it still sounded animalistic, daring Kiba to finish that sentence.
Naruto glanced back and forth between Kiba and Sasuke uneasily. "Whatever you're both growling about—stop it!"
They both stop growling like animals but were still glaring at each other. Naruto figured it was better than nothing.
"Hey since you're here, why don't you come in for breakfast Kiba-kun?"
"NO" both Kiba and Sasuke said at the same time.
"Why?" Naruto asked completely oblivious. "You ate already or something? I can even make something for Akamaru" she offered.
Akamaru perked up at that and whined to Kiba, begging him to agree. With a sigh Kiba relented. "Only if it's okay with the Uchiha"
"No, get out"
"Stop being such a prick, teme!" Naruto shouted. "If Kiba has to go, I'm going with him and you can eat it all by yourself!"
Sasuke's glared deepened. "…Fine" conceded and opened the door wider to give Kiba and Akamaru entrance to his home. And so were the gates of hell opened…
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—TBC—
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