Well according to me, the chappie before was...not my best...

Thank You to everyone who reviewed/story alerted/ favorited my story! How many reviews are there now?...26? That to me is amazing :D

I think some of you have pointed out that some advice or How Tos aren't related to Kakashi in anyway, yes I under stand, just wait until it gets crazier when it gets in the possesion of some of the other characters in Naruto...I mean It's hard to write How Tos based on just Kakashi...

BUT here is one that's based somewht on Kakashi-sensei's teachings!

Writing Prompts: Icha Icha Paradise, cell phones, stuffed animals, books, and toilets :P

Disclaimer: I feel like I should put this up otherwise I would be in deep shit. Nothing belongs to me but my writing.

Warning: This has to do with Bathrooms and toilets, it's not advise that you eat and read this although if you do, this book is not responsible for any consequences.

(...Hn. If you must know, that was a Uchiha Sasuke page break)

Huston...We've got a problem

So we've all obviously went to the bathroom at one point or another and there is always that one period in time where something just slips away from us and flies into the toilet. Admit it.

Exhibit A: Little kids love stuffed animals, they bring it everywhere with them, even the bathroom. They accidentally drop said stuffed animal into the toilet, resulting in one of the worst possible stuffed animal deaths ever.

Exhibit B: People have to have cell phones at some point in their lives right? And then you have to bring it everywhere with you. Yes. That's right, including to the bathroom. you might be busy doing something and the phone "magically" falls into the devils chamber. Aka. the toilet. Therefore, destroying your precious cell of phone, and you just may have to pay your entire months salary for a new one.

Exhibit C: The most commonly item brought into a bathroom if you feel that you are going to be in there for a long period of time...if you use the room like it was made for...not for something else. Coughspluttercough. AHEM. Well obvioulsy I'm talking about a newspaper or a book. And if you couldn't catch on yet, the book, miraculously falls into the toilet.

Solutions: If you don't want to waste money...

For Exhibit A: Suck it up and take the stuffed animal out, and wash it. If not, you probably have a million stuffed animals, no person only has ONE stuffed animal...it would be a lonely stuffed animal.

For Exhibit B: Well looks like you're going to have to wait for that free promotion for a new phone. besides, who needs a phone anyways. Pft.

Ehxibit C: For ordinary books, just go read another book from your book shelf. But if that book is Icha Icha Paradise, then that's a different story.

Scenario: You go to the bathroom with your Icha Icha Paradise and it falls into the toilet, and you don't know what to do. What do you do?

Answer: Follow these steps to save the book that is like a holy bible to you.

-Simple. Take out the book, put it in a bag for "hand washed" clothes, and wash it.

-Leave it out to air dry. The dryer is going to destroy it even more.

-The pages won't be as..."pure" as they were before...so you should bleach it and spray some febreeze on it while you're at it.

-Some couple thousand words are going to be faded/disappear so take a pen and re-trace the words. It won't be so hard.

*Remember you don't want to waste money. FOLLOWING THESE STEPS ARE CRUCIAL.

And that is how you save your Icha Icha paradise book. However, you don't want this to be in your possesion for long, it's not good for your health, I mean it fell in the toiliet and you clean it with inhalants and chemicals that could kill you...

!Important message! The best way is to go to that free Icha Icha paradise promotion that Ero-sennin is holding just down you're street...somewhere.

(I'm and Ero-sennin page break, I'm doing research...looking through you're window.)

Well this is one of those moments where it WAS a good idea when I started but now it's like "...*sweatdrop* What the hell?" O.O'

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-Dale