"So what do you need from me now" said Naruto to his brother in a condescending tone as he passed him an orange juice at the bar.
"Shut up I need your help again" shouted Issei annoyed at his brother's tone.
"What do you know about vampires?" Issei asked.
"Vampires why would you need to know about them?" Asked Naruto a little confused about the question.
"Well rias turned out to have another piece a bishop but their powers are out of control I'm just wondering if you know any ways to help" asked Issei.
"Well have you tried feeding them blood" asked Naruto.
"They don't like blood" said Issei.
"Hmmm a vampire that doesn't drink blood that might be problematic even if they are a half breed" said Naruto a little perplexed by the situation.
"What do you mean it's not like they're Gona die right" asked Issei with a little concern.
"If they were a full-blooded vampire then he might" said Naruto and then entered lecture mode.
"You see drinking blood is essential for a vampire's growth through drinking blood from a foe they have defeated they can absorb that person's strength from him by drinking his blood but if a vampire doesn't drink blood then it is much harder for them to better control their vampirical powers and instincts" said Naruto finishing off.
"Wow you actually know things" said Issei surprised but was soon regretted that sentence when Naruto smacked him across the head.
"Cocky kid, you lucky your my bro, this sounds mildly interesting so I'll come take a look" said Naruto.
"Yeah fine meet at the school tonight" said Issei massaging his head and walking out of the bar.
"Tch kid didn't pay for his drink" said Naruto taking Issei's empty glass.
"Vampire huh hopefully he isn't as troublesome as you Al" said Naruto looking at an old picture of the seven deadly sins more specifically on Allucard.
"Oh another blonde bishop beauty" said Naruto giving the Half vampire a good look over.
"A male blonde bishop beauty" said Koneko who was next to Naruto who were in the gym preparing for gaspers training, Naruto stood still for a moment but then spoke.
"Oh you must be the vampire Issei was talking about" he said in a monotone voice.
"Don't just pretend to forget" yelled Issei at him.
"U-um yes sir I'm Gasper" said Gasper afraid of the man in front of him.
"Yosh ok let's see what you guys are doing and I'll see if I can spot anything wrong" said Naruto walking off to the side.
"Y-yes sir I mean Lord I mean sir" said Saji in a panic clearly scared of him. Naruto watched as Saji stuck his wire to gaspers head and began to drain some of his power as Issei threw a ball at him.
'Hm pretty good idea' said Naruto watching as Gasper froze everything but him in the gym.
'Dam kids got some pretty strong power' he said watching the little boy dressed as a little girl run off.
'Wait' thought Naruto.
'Best idea ever' he thought with an evil smile.
As Issei was unfroze he noticed he was in a different spot and was holding onto something firm and that something was touching his butt.
"Hyoudou what the hell" he looked in front to see Saji directly in front of him touching his but dressed in a girls PE uniform, and he then noticed he was as well, they them both heard a click and saw Naruto holding a camera.
"ha ha ha ha best black mail ever" he laughed.
"Bastard"
"You really are a monster" Yelled Issei and Saji chasing after him.
"Well Issei I can honestly say I don't think you need my help" said Naruto honestly.
"What but don't you know some sort of super quick way to get Gasper stronger" Issei quickly asked his brother.
"Issei" said Naruto putting his hand on Issei's shoulder.
"There's nothing wrong with asking for help but solving problems on your own is all a part of getting stronger" said Naruto.
"wow so wise" said Issei sarcastically which earned him a punch in the face.
"I should really think up some advertising strategies" said Naruto to himself who was alone in his bar but as he heard that the door opened.
"Hello and welcome to the, oh it's you" said Naruto his joyful composure completely changed when he noticed Ichigo walk through the door.
"Good to see you to" said Ichigo as he sat down at the bar and Naruto pored him a drink.
"You really need to come up with some better advertising strategies this place is completely empty" said Ichigo.
"Yeah I know" replied Naruto.
"So I'm guessing you found our buddy?" asked Naruto poring himself a drink of his own.
"Yeah I told him its best if he gets here a day before like me but due to the fact they aren't here means they didn't listen and you probably know who they are now" said Ichigo.
"I do now way to ruin the surprise you could have said they would be here later, but I can finally get that lazy ass now" said Naruto his tone a bit darker at the end of his speech.
"Just try not to break anything when you do it won't help our case" said Ichigo sighing at the end.
As he finished that sentence he heard the door open and a young brown haired kid walk in.
"Hm an actual customer, that's rare" Ichigo muttered to himself as he saw the kid walk up to the bar.
"Bro I got a letter for you" said Issei as he put the letter on the counter.
'Bro huh' thought Ichigo as he noticed that the kid did look a lot like his captain.
"A letter who's it from" asked Naruto picking it up.
"The arch Angel Michael himself" said Issei expecting to surprise his brother.
"Oh old man Michael wonder what it's about" he said picking up the letter.
"Why'd you meet him anyway?" he asked, to this Issei put on a smug and summoned his boosted gear and then a sword came out of it "Ascalion the dragon slayer blade pretty cool huh Michael gave it to me in person then told me to give this to you" he said swinging the blade but it seemed Naruto was too busy reading the letter to listen.
"It's a good sword but it seems you don't know how to swing it" said Ichigo to Issei who just noticed.
"Oh um crap uhhhh it's just a joke" he said quickly hiding his sacred gear, Ichigo just laughed at him.
"Relax kid" said Ichigo who pulled down the neck of his shirt a little to show his mark which when he saw Issei choked.
"Ichigo of the seven deadly sins nice to finally meet the captains kid brother" he said to Issei kindly.
"Oh um yes nice to meet you sir" said Issei straightening up and bowing.
"Don't bow kid" said Ichigo turning away.
"And there's no need for that sir crap either" said Ichigo taking the last sip of his drink.
"Um Mr Ichigo" said Issei to Ichigo.
"What did you mean I'm swinging it wrong I mean I'm no expert but I know how to swing a sword?" Issei asked confused.
"Of course it is how you would usually swing a sword" explained Ichigo getting up, Naruto groaning when he noticed.
"Here we go" he said annoyed poring himself another drink.
"Yes while that is how you would normally hold a regular straight sword your sword is much longer then an average sword and of course you aren't actually holding it but it's attached to your arm" said Ichigo as he began lecturing Issei for 2 hours.
"And that's why they call me the greatest swordsman in the world" said Ichigo finishing off his lecture by which time he noticed his captain had passed out drunk and Issei was slowly dying from boredom.
"So what was the message from Michael about" asked Ichigo to his drunk captain.
"Oh ha ha ha oh Michael my father in laws called Michael you know nice guy unlike his daughter who's a BITCH" he said shouting the end part.
"Yes well that aside what's with that letter" said Ichigo awkwardly as Issei took away all the alcohol.
"Oh you know that job we did for him 4 years ago when we had to stop god's res" he was going to continue but Ichigo quickly covered his mouth.
"Captain that's top secret stuff remember" he said looking over to see Issei had heard nothing which it looked like he had not.
"Yeah well that was the final payment" he said holding up a large pile of gold.
"Uh bro you know leviathan-sama doesn't seem to bad" said Issei to his brother trying to cheer him up.
"Pfft yeah you would say that all those bastard devil kings acting all high and mighty making me look like a criminal" he said getting angry.
"The things I've done for them even if it was for money you'd think they'd be great full but no all fear death he'll come kill you all" shouted Naruto clearly very mad.
"And now this bitch tells me she doesn't want to marry me cause I'm a good for nothing low life, well I sure as hell don't want to marry a huge Whore" he said pacing around the bar the two other occupants starting to get a bit worried.
"I mean at least I try to be civil I wouldn't even be marrying the bitch if it wasn't for" he finished looking at Issei and then stormed out, it was quite for a few minutes then Issei broke.
"It's because of me isn't it" he said in a low voice.
"if if I was stronger and hadn't have died bro wouldn't have to go through all this" said Issei clearly very upset.
"Issei" said Ichigo in a gentle voice.
"Let me show you something" he said reaching behind the bar and picking up an old album, Issei thought it was more pictures of the sins but it was pictures of him and his brother.
"I know for a fact that the captain loves you more than anybody" said Ichigo.
"I remember when he first showed us this album" he said pointing at a picture of a young Issei with a slap mark on his cheek.
"He said it was the first time you had ever done anything perverted, the look on his face could have melted the North Pole" said Ichigo laughing a bit at the end as Issei began to smile remembering the memory.
"But of course he left, to explore the world and to stay away from you and his family do you wouldn't get caught up with him, but of course in the end it didn't matter" said Ichigo as Issei stopped smiling.
"Issei the captain loves you more than anything I'm pretty sure he would give up his life for you, I'm sure when he heard about your death he was in ruin, blaming himself for not preparing you, all he's done is to make sure your safe and I know that if your safe the captain can be happy" said Ichigo as the bar fell into silence.
"You shouldn't blame yourself so much Naruto-kun" said Lord death as he watched dust try to comfort his master who was lying on a bed.
"If I had just told him" said Naruto.
"If I hadn't wanted to see the word" he said looking down at his mark.
"If I had debt been so greedy" he said turning away from dust who squawked disapprovingly. As this happened the door opened to reveal Issei who had walked in.
"Hey bro" he said but Naruto didn't seem to be paying attention.
"I just want to let you know I don't blame you for my death" he said.
"I'm the red dragon emperor so I would eventually end up drawing in an unpleasant crowd if you were with me or not" he said.
"And also" said Issei this time much more meaningfully.
"I'm gona get stronger, so strong that you won't have to worry about me anymore and then you don't have to worry about me anymore" he said as he walked out.
"Tch cocky kid" said Naruto a smile forming on his face which soon appeared on deaths as he saw his hosts own smile.
"I'm always gona be worrying about you" he said with a small smile as he began to stroke dust.
Here's another one for you guys got a bit of emotion in this chapter not alot of action I know but I'm just setting things up for later, also not to sound like a desperate wierdo and I know it probably won't happen but if someone made fan art of this I would loose my shit and offer said person sexual favours ;)
