ANMTHAN NOT:
Wen we lest were here we c edweierd wuz gon to punsh Lynie Risha in the fase i donut condom spous abuse. Thx.
xoxox
Elderwerd raise his fis and start to run towrd Rini,a then sudenly Edwerid go fr the gold and punsh Jackbolb rite in the fass!
Rinia wus so scare that she almst pee in her pnts!
Jackbold fel to the flor in a heep and start ti cri! It was unleabavle!
rinia wus disgust bi the seen infrunt of har.
C couldent beleve her eye.
Rinia mom and dad did not teech her to do thins of this nture.
she throws up her hands, and leeves the rum, takin Edweird wif her.
-Outside-
edwerid i donut lyk wut i sawd out thur Rinia say to edweird.d
'i am sorri rinia but i luv you. you have to kno that i do dat becuz i luve you so much!{!"'1 edweird.
Rinia: no, i meen, Jackable criing. it is simply disgust."
'Yes I no"-Edwered.
Jackblack suddenli burst frum the door shootign and holleri.g.
"RINAI U R MAI SOUL MATES NAD I WILL NOT HAVE U LEEVE WITH THIS GAYLORD:(:I" Jackaeb say with a tear
"on" Rinia say, spitting on the grond, and wiping it wit her shoo.
"Jackboob I swere if u cum near me i will tell every1 at skool that u cri lyk a bitch !" edwierd and rinia lish both sai.d.
"I ccir becuz that i luv you rinia. i donut beat people up mercefulyl like EDWAR."
from jacko,b.
Rinia look to the skai. for asnwr. She lov both these men. what wuld she do.
sudenly the skais open up and rain becan to fal!
there wa thunder and lightningem and everyuhrn!
it was cray!
sudenly jackboob began to screm "NO ONOO!" he say over n over so fukcins anoying rite!?
but then!
His shirt fly off at 2 billion shirts per secjnd .
edwerid fell intimated n rip his shir in 3 pieces
both bois were now b4 her w/o their shits on.
to her surprize, jackboob has 6 niples lyk a dag.
and hair
jackbol began to cry and cry "SEE!? LOOK WUTH YOU DDI TO ME RIn/IA NO 1 IS SUPOS TO KNO!::"
"i ha no ideea" she say, feeling horible.
2 b hones it is gros becuze his niples are brown lyk who even lyk that get tht shyt outa here relly.
edwerd look at jackrb with a devil in his eye.
he has to win his women bck and no 1 wuld stp hem.
MY RE-WRIETS:
1 dai in the land of hwo ville little boi went into the wods. there he saw many trees and an ol man clled the Once-Lamb. the once-lamb tell him of da time wehen ther wre no trees in all of wheo vile. e . so the litel boi go ion a ques to fin the LORANX. eventily he fine the lombrax and he sai t o him "u no i do not rtie like the tree" and the lomraz jus look sad and then go away forev,e,
