Ranma Anecdotes
By YunCyn
Disclaimer: I own nothing but the plot and the sarcastic, near caustic, disclaimer comment.
A/N: Chi Vayne-san, thank you for pointing that out. Make that "Purposely poison you..." =)
Anecdote Seven: Understatement
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"…ok, so explain that to me again?"
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"Ranma and Akane are engaged. But Ranma's dad also got him engaged to a girl named Ukyo. Then because Ranma defeated Shampoo, he's supposed to be engaged to her as well. But now, Akane's got another guy who wants to marry her named Ryoga who's also Ranma's rival. Then there's Kuno who's after Akane but also after girl Ranma whom he doesn't know is Ranma whom he hates. There's Mousse who wants to kill Ranma because he thinks Ranma stole Shampoo away from him but Shampoo doesn't like Mousse and wants to marry Ranma instead. And there's also Kuno's sister, Kodachi who wants to marry Ranma as well."
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"And… they're all sixteen or seventeen?"
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"Yup."
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There was a pause.
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"People in Nerima all like to get married early, don't they?"
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