Haha. Funny story. I got stuck in quicksand-like mud today. Really cold mud. Lost my shoes. Yeah, not fun...
Dear FanFiction Writers,
Why do you find it so weird that I sell food on a stick? Personally, I think it enhances the attraction of the product if it is impaled on a stick. Says the Doctor of Smoothieology. Yah know, me.
Sincerely,
T-Bo
P.S. Wanna buy a churro? Two for five bucks!
