A/N: Alright ladies and gentlemen, I'm alive! I've been better given all the problems I've been going through, but I'm still breathing. Still kicking. I've been on a Mass Effect craze as of late as I'm sure you all noticed; its just my way of coping with life atm.

To be honest, I've been really depressed. The life of a single man is not a happy one, certainly not after you've lost a loved one. Now, I won't get into the business of being cheated on, but yup, it sucks.

I've actually been in a really dark place for the last few days.

Add to that the state of my joblessness and the school bills that keep racking up, and I'm in a bit of a tight spot at the moment. Yet here I am, fighting this damned depression, not giving into despair. To all my readers/reviewers who have encourage me in this time, I say this:

Thank you all for you support, and here's hoping I make it through the rough road ahead of me! *Raises glass in a toast* Long live Fanfiction! And in case my health goes south...Love ya'll! Expect an update for Bring Down the Sky to be coming soon! Remember, I own nothing! And prepare for a shocker! And of course, a fair bit of humor! But in this chapter there is a great deal of action-not to mention a shocking revelation for poor Naruto regarding the reapers, one. that may just send our favorite blond over the edge...

ALSO! My computer is down! BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH! I literally woke up this morning and it wouldn't work-whereas it was just FINE LAST NIGHT!? Anywho, I'm writing this from my stepdad's computer, so updates might be sporadic for a bit! Grrrrr...so angry right now! But hey, this is a nice looooong chapter, and we cover a lot of ground here! The Illium arc ends this chapter, and its up to you who forms Naruto's crew! Be sure to tell me what you think! Props to Stroke1986 at deviant art for giving me an idea in this story! I credit him/her fully!

Well...here ya go! =D Enjoy the humor! And we get to see some new characters this chapter! One of which I'm sure you'll recognize...AND FAIR WARNING! An awful lot happens in this chapter! ITS ANOTHER LONG ONE! Also, major bits of NarutoxJack fluff as well as NarutoxJodie in this chapter. Hope you're ready for it! And remember, I own nothing!

And yes, I had sooooooo much fun with Kaguya in this chapter. She's a lot more mellow than her canon counterpart, but as you'll soon see, she's rather prone to fits of...whimsy.

...WHIMSY I SAY! And yes, there is a SLIGHT jump from the events of last chapter to this one.

"A man can have anything, if he is willing to sacrifice..."

~?

Webs We Weave

"Now then," Kaguya began demurely as she lounged on the couch, staring back at the gawking girl before her. "I suppose you lot would like an explanation for...this."

Jack felt her eye twitch.

"THAT WOULD BE NICE!"

"No need to shout."

Ohhhhh Jack felt like shouting. Lots of shouting. Plenty of shouting. With extra shouting!

Because the last thing she'd been expecting was a white-haired woman in Naruto's armor to strut about like this.

Least of all when said stranger waltzed right up to the boss's cabin, Liara practically on her hip, declared herself co-owner of the ship and locked herself inside. Now several hours and one extremely flustered Liara later, this odd woman had finally deigned to allow her access to the cabin, and Jack was determined to have answers.

...what the hell."

This was made all the more difficult by the fact that this woman who claimed to be Naruto was currently wearing a little red dress that showed off far too much leg. Somehow regal, elegant, and yet menacing all at the same time, she radiated superiority on an almost primal level. As if she thought herself above the world, galaxy, the very universe itself.

"Tea?" she offered, raising. "I find it quite soothing."

Jack swatted the glass aside with her hand shattering it. Kaguya frowned, flexing her fingers to remove the sharpened shards of precious porcelain, her minor injuries slithering shut seemingly of their own accord. If she was at all upset about losing her tea, she did precious little to show it; a pale palm simply poured another glass of tea from the teapot. This time, Jack was not offered one.

"How rude."

"You never mentioned you could turn into this...this, THING!" she ranted! "What did you do, kill him?!"

"Kill him? You wound me. And do stop gawking, dear." A finely manicured hand rose, pushing an errant lavender strand behind her ears. "Its not good for your looks. Wouldn't want to get any wrinkles now, would we?" The silence that followed as particularly satisfying, she thought. "Giving up-that, my tattooed lovely is what kills people. Those who refuse to give up however, such as myself, are entitled to trample upon humanity at our leisure. Naruto transcended that existence long ago. Why else would I stick around? Beyond the obvious amusement, of course."

Jack didn't have an answer for that.

"I've already explained myself to the others." the rabbit goddess frowned, and the aquarium suddenly shattered near the back of the cabin. "Oops." she amended at Jack's stricken expression. "Its been forever since I've actually had to restrain myself. I suppose I should put the poor creatures back." That hand moved again, and time itself seemed to flow in reverse, the shattered shards and dying fish shooting back into the tank with a wet, smacking sound, restoring the poor creatures to a happy environment.

"What the hell?!"

"Don't get any ideas, impudent girl." the pale woman uncrossed her legs, scoffing. "I simply reversed my actions. Even I can't control time. Although...

I suppose I do owe you an answer at least. I'll make it simple. Ahem," Kaguya started, coughing petitely, "I am a goddess, a being of supreme and unholy power. Naruto sealed me inside him to save his world from a world of despair, so on and so forth, blah, blah. He has complete and-ugh-total control over my actions. The only reason I'm still out right now is because he allows it."

There was an awkward silence between the two women, human and goddess.

...and they actually bought that shit?"

"Of course they did, darling!" the horned goddess laughed and crossed one leg over the other, as though the answer to such an inquiry were the most obvious thing in the world. "I tore a giant yahg in half, right in front of them and then proceeded to make sweet, sweet love to a lovely blue asari. That's rather hard to deny, even on the best of days. Now if you would kindly refrain from any furthers acts of untoward violence, I might be able finish my explanation.

Fucked. Her mind had just been well, truly, and royally fucked.

"Okay, what?"

"In exchange for saving his life while he was in that weakened state, I eked a promised out of him. I made him swear me half a day in his body for exhausting myself like that. After all," the goddess preened, smiling. "A girl needs to have a little "me" time every now and again. The asari was simply an...experiment in curiosity, I suppose."

"Yeah, well, time's up." Jack snapped, clenching a glowing fist. "Give him back. Now."

"You speak as if you own him." Kaguya leaned forward, and for a moment, Jack expected another speech. "Do you believe that to be true?"

"Yeah, well," she muttered, "he still owes me for helping him bust outta prison awhile back. And I intend to collect."

"I dare say if any should say to have a claim to him it would be me. Not you."

Jack was still expecting another speech.

She was wrong.

A hand shot out with blinding speed, slender fingers wrapping around her throat in an iron vice and slamming her into a bulkhead with numbing force. Stars-entire solar systems-burst before her vision, rupturing in an overwhelming supernova of superhuman brightness. Then she realized it. No air. No oxygen in her lungs. She couldn't breathe!

Choking.

Kaguya was strangling the life out of her...!

"Naruto is mine." the words were a hiss, from the deepest, darkest, blackest pit imaginable. "Who saved him? I did." fangs flashed in the muted lightning, prominent canines gleaming with menace. "Today wasn't the first, you stupid cretin. Countless times, I have stood between him and certain death. Inumerable times! I have safeguarded him time and time again at my own expense, suffered heartbreak and PAIN for my trouble, and still upheld this thankless task! If you think you can lain claim to him so easily you are sadly mistaken!"

Casting her to the ground, the white-haired woman savagely slammed a heel in her stomach, the tough point grinding agonizingly down against her liver. Jack snarled in pain.

"Gah! Bitch! What the fuck?!"

"Trust like that is earned, my little songbird." the deity purred, her voice gone silken with malevolence. "And what have you done to earn it, hmm? Nothing." her foot drove down again. "You do no trust him, no, not as he trusts you. He would lay down his life for you in a heartbeat, you-any of his crew!-many of whom he barely knows, but would you do the same? I think not. You trust no one. That copy may have earned the right, a place at his side, even, but you? Not you. Never you. Now, I will have you take back what you said, or prove to me the depth of your devotion."

"What're you, his wife or something?"

Kaguya blinked owlishly. "His wife? No. I'm merely someone invested in his well-being. That includes his emotions. Now, speak!

Trembling with the effort to raise her head and breathe at the same time, Zero glowered at her captor.

Exhaling sharply, she started:

"I...look, blondie's a good guy, alright? He's been straight with me so far and...and that's weird. Most people usually screw me over by now or some other stupid shit. There. Happy, now?" furtively, she grasped at the foot still bearing down on her stomach, crushing her. "Now get offa me!"

"And?"

"I-

She choked on the words.

"Oh?" There was a pause, the flames of her fury flickering, dying. "You truly do care for him, don't you? He's gotten to you. How adorable-

A vicious biotic slam took those words and smashed them to pieces; flattening her against the wall with bone-crushing force and bloodying her arm. One hand still outstretched, the convict stalked after her victim, eyes glittering like angry black diamonds. Kaguya's expression didn't waver in the slightest-if anything, she seemed amused by the sudden reversal; because she allowed it, this moment of weakness. Jack's reply only made that smile even wider, darker somehow.

"Hurt him and I will destroy you."

"There. That's what I wanted to see." the goddess paused, licking a bloody finger. "I'll loan him to you for the time being. But only because you asked so nicely."

The air grew suddenly thick, heavy against everyone's skin, clogging their ears. A horrible shriek split the night as the sky itself screamed, and then the wrath of the heavens, all unseen, struck the cabin. Struck them. Jack felt her every synapse fire, her nerves beneath the sudden jolt that crawled through her skin. She looked away...

...and when she dared to look, he was standing there.

Eyes twitched.

Somehow, Naruto had the good sense to blanch.

"A dress. " he glowered, staring down at himself. "She put me in a fucking dress while I was sleeping?!"

Without a second thought for present company, he tore the garment away, a dull rip resounding through the cabin. And Jack just stood there, gawping. A small, strangled noise left her lips as the blond nonchalantly did a small turn and proceeded to pad toward his closet, snarling softly as he searched for new clothes.

"Jeez, she always does this, making a damned fool of me...

Two words flickered through the fog of Jack's mind, then, and they had nothing to do with damn or fool.

...birthday suit.

He was certainly a fine specimen of the human male.

Despite her best efforts, the tattooed convict felt her face begin to burn as she stared at the scarred blond's backsisde. Lean and muscle, not a trace of fat to be seen. Life, and the consequences of the choices he made during that life, they had shaped him into a hunter, a fighter, a warrior, soldier.

Scars.

That's her next thought. Some of them are pale, silvery-white lines scrawling across his hips as though a giant clawed beast had seized him. A scorching burn where his right lung should have been. His left arm slightly discolored, suggesting he'd lost and grown a new one. And another, there on...wow. How did you even survive something like that?!

"Soooo...I guess I've got some more 'splainin' to do, eh?" he asked over his shoulder, slipping into a simple pair of dark slacks. "Wouldn't be the first time Kaguya's made trouble for me."

Jack barely heard him.

Every second as she stared wound her tighter and tighter like an angry spring, weeks worth of frustration coming to a heated boil with each passing moment. You care about him. Kaguya's words suddenly came to mind in a gristly flash of insight. She'd been incredibly stressed for far too long, little daggers of annoyance digging into her brain with each passing day. She couldn't get a handle on him, his behavior. He talked to her like he actually cared about what she thought, treated her as if she were one of his own.

Now the blond bastard was half-naked in front of her, the damn tease!

How did you ignore a body like that?!

Would it really be so wrong just to give in, if only for a moment? Just a tiny slip, some meaningless sex, and she'd get this out of her system. Then this damn itch would be gone, and she wouldn't have to think about his words or these feelings or...

"You're staring, ya know."

Jack started, hissing in defiance as she was caught, red-handed.

"S-So're you!"

"Says the girl wearing shorts and a belt." Naruto quipped, effortlessly tugging a faded orange-tee over his head. "C'mon, what's the big deal? I'm sure you've seen plenty of guys naked be-

She wasn't sure what prompted her to react that way, only that she did. His nonchalance frustrated her to no end!

Before he could finish that sentence, she stepped forward, grabbed his face, and pulled his mouth to hers.

Her lips are warm and moist against his, forceful insistent, hungry against his own. For a moment-just a moment-he responded, tongue moving against hers-

Stop.

And then he pushes her away.

What? No! Nonononono!

Stumbling, Jack could only glower at him in disbelief. Wiping his mouth the blond walked away and sat down at the edge of the bed, sighing softly.

"I think that's enough for today."

"What the hell, you tease!" she growled. "That's not fair."

"I'm not here for casual sex." Eyes like flint glared back her. "I don't bed someone unless I know them, and I sure as hell ain't looking for a one-night stand. So if that's all you're looking for, then you can forget about it right now, Jackie."

The words hit her like a slap in the face. Her walls closed down around her emotions, stifling he response. Damnit, this was so confusing! Snarling in dismay, she lashed out.

"Well, fuck you, then!"

"Naruto, do you have a-

The door chose that very moment to open.

"Ah." Thane blinked, noticing their flushed faces. "You are busy. I will return later."

Naruto sputtered.

"Now wait just a second-?!"


Liara was losing her mind.

That was the only explanation for it -and a random bout of sex with an actual, living GODDESS of all things!- in the cascading chain of events that had led her to becoming the new shadow broker. To this moment. She was still struggling to understand the concept of two souls occupying one body, let alone being able to change at will, but that wasn't the crux of the matter. She was walking rapidly through the smoldering ruins that'd once been the broker's office, stepping around over-turned rubble, ignoring the info drone-perhaps she could call it Glyph?-and trying to correlate with another matter entirely

That little problem was currently resting in her hands. A few lines of text lay scrawled out across the datapad in a seemingly benign invitation:

"Howdy, blue!

Wanted to let you know I've "disciplined" our mutual friend for acting up. Hope she didn't make you see too many stars. We're going to be hanging around the system for a little while longer, making repairs to the good shuttle and all. Citadel's our next stop, need to get some fresh supplies, buy some new guns, armor, ramen-LOTS OF RAMEN!-and all that crapola.

We've still got a couple of empty bunks if you're interested,

~Naruto.

Liara chuckles despite herself. How long has it been since she's truly laughed?

Blue.

A simple message, harmless, innocuous, but she read it for what it was. A chance-excuse!-to leave her abilities beyond, to let the Broker network rot, even, if she so wished. Truth be told, it was a tempting offer. She'd forgotten about the powerful thrill of combat, the sound of her blood pulsing in her ears like the drums of a great hunt, out for death. But still, she wondered about Naruto.

What, did that make him, then?

A god?

Deity?

Something more?

This was why she thought she was going mad; because, in spite of all she'd seen in the last twelve hours, despite all she'd done, Liara couldn't possibly think quantify him as anything other than what he was. He was an unpredictable rogue at the best of times, a tenacious berserker at the worst. But still, she called him ally. No, more than that, after all they'd been through, she'd even dare to call him: because as :

Friend.

Because of them she had Feron back, an arsenal of resources at her disposal. The jagged edges of her She was the Shadow Broker because she had made the choice to uphold his identity. Naruto/Kaguya hadn't forced her hand. They'd allowed that hand to fall on the button-catalyst-that changed everything.

And then there was the matter of Shepard's clone. The one both was, and was not the woman she'd once loved. They hadn't even opened that can of worms.

Goddess.

Liara paused, considering those thoughts. Those words.

A short hiatus aside, surely she could make the network more...mobile. Naruto's ship was easily double-nearing triple-the size of the old Normandy. She'd seen it up ...

She pushed the button.


(Some hours later...)

"BLUE!"

"You're looking we-GODDESS!"

In hindsight, Naruto's greeting was unexpectedly enthusiastic she thought; the moment he laid eye on her, the blond jumped up from a game of biotic poker with Jodie and grabbed her into a crushing bear hug, warping her reply into a strangled squeal of surprise. Laughing, he spun her off the ground as though she weighed no more than a child. Three revolutions passed before he finally lowered her to the ground again, leaving all her world reeling like a sinking ship.

"Glad you could make it!"

"Yes, ah...glad to be here." she murmured as Samara disembarked beside her, exiting the shuttle's cockpit, leaving her to swoon.

Dizzily she clutched at her head with her off hand, struggling to find equilibrium. Listing slightly to the right the shadow broker shook herself, struggling to see straight. By the time she did, a sea of familiar faces stared back at her. Jodie and Thane glanced up from their interrupted game of poker, Myra happily running diagnostics on one of her many rocket launchers whilst Jaw vigorously chewed on some varren steak. Ordinarily, that wouldn't have been of much notice, but for a small, tiny fact...

...that they were all, presently here, in the cargo bay.

Had they all be waiting here for her?

The idea momentarily stunned Liara.

Perhaps it was time she re-evaluated her opinion of this little gallery of rogues.

"I've brought some of my data feeds," she gestured, indicating the battered craft behind her. "I hope you don't mind...?"

"No, no, its fine." Naruto waved her worries away grinning. "Samara can show you to the aft bay and get you set up." Sure enough, a biotic field engulfed the serves, effortlessly hoisting them up and out of the ragged shuttle and into the air.

"This way if you would, doctor T'soni." the serene justicar waved with her off hand. "We'll be taking the cargo elevator."

Behind her, she was distantly aware of Naruto's laughter.

"To the Citadel it is, then! Onward! To fame an infamy!"

Muted laughter greeted them.

Liara was left to ponder those words.

The reapers say flesh is weak. It burns, it bleeds, it bruises.

But it also heals.

It can love.

It can feel.

It can also...

...hate.


Jane Shepard had gone beyond hatred.

The molten lake of her rage was now a frozen tundra, freezing all who came near. Not even her xo was immune to her wrath nowadays. Anger that should have been directed at the Collectors was instead directed at her self, her failures, her mistakes, second guesses...and the one who had exacerbated her condition.

Naruto.

So yes, Commander Shepard was, in all honesty, slipping.

Beyond slipping, to be honest, which was problematic.

Now she was actively falling.

Mordin had kept these thoughts to himself for quite some time now, but now, now he was beginning to wonder. Problematic. No no, dangerous behavior. Threat to the mission. Cause and effect. That much was obvious, even to his occupied mind. Hmm. Humans over-emotional. Needed to focus. Compartmentalize.

The madness of Zaeed's little "mission" spoke volumes to the former spectre's mental state. Civilian casualties. Unacceptable. No no no no, not an option, not an option. Such casualties should be avoided whenever they could, but Shepard had willfully ignored the screams in the refinery and pressed on. Had he not been there, he wouldn't have believed it himself. Now they

Crew was on edge.

Dangerous commander...

...restless crew.

"Chafing." He murmured to himself, his pitched voice echoing softly through the lab. "Implications...unpleasant." Had he the foresight for it, he might have seen the irony in those words; nearly everyone knew about her tumultuous relationship with Garrus, but this went beyond doctor-patient humor. Worse so, that Shepard now planned to help Garrus take a life on the Citadel while the rest of them sat here, in dry-dock. Loose cannon. Dangerous. Rogue behavior. Unpredictable.

Mordin frowned.

"Problematic."

He had no way of knowing just how very right he was.


...and how very angry a certain blond was all of three seconds away from killing that very man himself.

"Oi...

His fingers twitched towards the broken bowl, eyes narrow.

Blue orbs twitched towards the drunken interloper who'd bumped, him, knocking his well-earned meal askew. "I hope you plan on paying for that."

"Bah," the offender slurred, "jus' buy yerself annuder...

"Like I bought your mom last night?"

"HEY!"

In the time that it took the turian to swing at him, the shinobi knew he could've killed him seven different ways to Sunday-instead he let the three-fingered fish crush against his jaw. His head tilted slightly, turning from the sloppy blow, spitting out a tooth. The rest of him didn't so much as twitch on the stool.

Naruto blinked. Not a bad punch.

...not a good one, either.

Moments later, the little bastard found himself levered face first into a wall.

Naruto pursed his lips together in a thin line, scowling down at the turian at his feet. He's young. Little more than a kid. He hit hard. Naruto hit harder. One touch was all it took to see right through him. He can read a past in those eyes; a legacy of betrayal marked by pain and regret. He's alive, yet he's dead at the same time. Little more than a husk inside. People have died because of this man. By all rights he deserves a bullet in the back head. It might even be a mercy. Yet...something makes him hesitate.

"He's just like you." Kaguya muses.

She speaks the truth. He knows the sting of betrayal all too well. He betrayed his men ages ago, leaving them behind to burn when he hit the relay. This man doomed a dozen. He damned thousands. Something stirs within him. Not quite pity but neither is it empahty, either. In the ends, he holsters his pistol.

"Just shoot me." the man groans, his words slurring drunkenly, broken mandible fluttering in agony. "Put me outta my misery..."

Naruto frowned.

"What's your name?" he asks.

The bird turned and spat a wad of blue blood onto the floor of the Presidium. He turns those haunted eyes up at him. When he finally speaks, his voice is little more than a quiet croak. Perhaps he realizes he's not going to get the easy way out. Not from him.

"Sidonis."

Ah. Now it all made sense. The one who betrayed Garrus.

In the next instant, he reached down, and grabbed him by the scruff of the neck, hauling him to his feet. He wills himself not to cringe at the copius amounts of liquor on the boy's breath. "Name's Uzumaki Naruto. You work for me now. Got it? Consider it payment for spilling the ramen. Now get your ass in gear." Wordlessly, he drops him, leaving the alien to stagger in his wake. Then he turns and walks away.

"We're you going?" Sidonis calls at his back.

"I'm shipping out. Now. Got a war to win against the Collectors."

"Collectors?! You're fucking crazy!"

"So I've been told. Now, are you coming, or do I have to tear strips out of your hide?"

"I-

"Make up your mind." he keeps walking. "I won't do it for you."

Maybe Sidonis recognizes the offer for what it reallly is; a chance to redeem himself. To repay his debts. Make things right. Maybe he's just too frightened to question him. Perhaps its a measure of both. Regardless, he doesn't protest. Naruto doesn't have long to wait before he hears the turian half-stumbling, staggering after him. He trips at first, but he keeps going. Stumbles again, but does not fall Naruto grins.

"Welcome aboard."

He never saw the other turian until it was too late.

So focused had he been on his path that he almost didn't notice the gunmetal blue armor in the rafters. Didn't see the sniper rifle. But he did hear the bullet, the round flying free with a sharp crack of noise and anger-a single round that would most likely ventilate the skull of the poor sod he'd just befriended.

"Down!"

Blue eyes snapped upright as he yanked a terrified Sidonis out of harms way, following the shot.

There was an awkward silence as he met Garrus's eyes, miles away.

A slight smile pinched those whiskered cheeks.

"Quack, quack, motherfucker."

Then, grabbing Sidonis by the scruff of the neck, he ran like hell!

A/N: CRY HAVOC AND LET SLIP THE DOGS OF WAR!

Aaand there you have it! My work continues! Couldn't resist that ending XD Kaguya's warming up to him! And another Naruto/Jodie moment! Daaaaw! And now Thane's joined up! Liara's an ally at best, an enemy at worst. Shiala's here, too! And all hail Myra! Naruto's got himself a little biotic death squad, don't he? All in all, this was a hard chapter to right, covering the fallout of Naruto all but tearing the Shadow Broker a new one, as well as repercussions of his actions.

Hope ya'll enjoyed it!

Anywho, I worked extremely hard on this one, so I hope to hear what you think! Will Naruto join up with Shepard? Or will he forge his own path? Seems like the latter so far! Pairing is uuup in the air! YOU DECIDE! And on a final note, thank you to everyone offering emotional support in regard to my health woes. Its greatly appreciated! An awful lot is going to change in this story soon! Look forward to an epic prank next chapter...provided my health holds out. So I'll say for all of you...HAPPY SUMMER! I've worked my but off on this, and I sincerely hope that I haven't dissapointed ya'll!

So...in the immortal words of Atlas...

...Review, Would You Kindly? And of course, enjoy the preview! Behold the canon shift! Because lets face, grey or not Cerberus is a monster. This investigates a what-if scenario, what might have happened if Cerberus did...things...evil bastards that they are...

(Preview)

"Fuck fuck fuck FUCK!"

Naruto winced slightly as Jack's fist thudded into the wall, denting the steel. A violent violet mass effect field sheathed her body from head to toe, little white-blue flames burning in her eyes. He'd stood quietly by as she shot Aresh in the head-bastard deserved it like the rest of those Cerberus bastards-but now she was becoming downright unstable. With every second she teetered further and further over the edge, threatening to lash out at those she held dear.

"Jack, you need to calm down."

She rounded on him with a hiss.

"I AM CALM!"

...can we go home now, mister? I wanna go home~!"

"Soon, Six, soon."

The human child, known only as Six, cowered quietly behind him, taking shelter behind his bulky armor. He'd have to get her someplace safe after all this; he distantly recalled reading her file, she was from...where, exactly? Before he could ponder the matter further, the sound of biotics breaking glass jerked him back to the present.

"I hate them! Every fucking one of them!" Jack roared! "Why the fuck would they do something like this?! Why would they bring more kids here?!"

Naruto scowled.

"I don't know...

He patted the nuke on his back.

...but I know exactly what we're going to do about it."

Hope you enjoyed! R&R~! =D