I was supposed to study for my finals, but I wrote this instead... Anyway, enjoy it.

This chapter has some fluff...

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Chapter 7, "Damn thief!"

Sasuke lingered infront of his suite's door debating how he should approach the issue at hand. He assumed that Naruto's fiction was about him, but he suspected that Naruto might have been oblivious to it as well. It wasn't beside the blond to fail to notice his sudden shift in sexuality.

As soon as he entered the wide room, he noticed Naruto's legs up on the couch. The golden mope of hair was dangling down from the couch. Naruto held a magazine above his face, and was reading with a cheerful expression.

"Hey Sasuke!" Naruto dropped his head back looking at the other.

Just when the raven was about to open his mouth to ask Naruto about the events of his day, he noticed a woman cleaning inside his bedroom. He raised an eyebrow. He was sure that Angelo was the room service personnel responsible for his room during the afternoon. That chick was not Angelo, and she certainly did not have the boy's tight ass. Sasuke would know since he hit that ass, literally and figuratively, after all. Plus, he had always requested male butlers instead f females, since girls would usually obsess about him.

"What is she doing here? Wasn't another guy assigned to my room?" Sasuke asked not mentioning Angelo's name intentionally.

Naruto adjusted himself on the couch, sitting upright. Before he knew it, lies were flying out of his mouth. "Oh that guy is absent. They say he has a really bad case of Herpes!"

"How about the other guy-"

Naruto concealed a frown that was making its way onto his face. Why the bastard is so keen on having guys clean his room? He wants to fuck them, doesn't he! Over my dead body!

"Apparently," Naruto nodded his head to show his opinion of the boy, "he was like the hotels gay whore who slept with all the male personnel! Now, they only have woman available… Just to let you know; all the guys who work at the hotel probably have herpes too. Did you know that it is a lifelong infection?"

The raven was skeptic about Naruto's words, but he had no reason to doubt the blond. Naruto didn't strike him as a liar. Plus, he figured Naruto had no motive to do so.

"Hn."

"It feels like your genitals are set on fire! Not to mention the painful blisters. It even produces fever, and flu-like symptoms." Naruto shook his head, "So not only would you be wishing your dick wither and falls off to get rid of the pain, you would also be puking your hearts out. Not an STD you would want, I am telling you! Not an STD you would want!"

Sasuke stood in alarm infront of Naruto. Although he hid it well, his mind was going over the events of the might he spent with Angelo. The raven was always anal, no pun in intended, about protection and safe sex. Yet, Naruto's words were getting under his skin. Were his balls feeling itchy? He resisted the urge to rub the area.

"I am going to sleep," the Uchiha stated in a monotone voice.

Sasuke entered his bedroom, and Naruto trailed him. Quickly, the woman finished what she was doing in order to allow the two men their privacy.

Naruto plopped into bed next to the raven, and stretched his arms. He was extremely worn-out, and he had all the right to. During the day, he masturbated five times as if he was a hormonal teenager. He screamed out Sasuke's name each and every time he climaxed. Thus, he 'came' across a new realization; He liked Sasuke in a way he never imagined before. He wanted him, enough said.

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Naruto struggled to open his eyes. He pulled on the bed cover since the Sasuke was hogging it. He was met with the fretting and moaning of the raven. The blond slapped his face trying to slap away the lethargy.

"What's wrong, Sasuke? If you are masturbating, I would appreciate if you take it to the bathroom-"

Naruto paused when he noticed Sasuke breathing heavily, and moaning in agony. "Sasuke, are you okay?" He voiced his concern.

The raven just groaned harshly in return. Suddenly, he got out of bed, and dashed towards the bathroom.

Naruto ran after him. When he got to the bathroom, he saw the dark mop of hair bowing over the toilet seat, as a flimsy body laid on the cold floor. The Uzumaki walked towards the raven, and started pulling the black strands of hair away from his face.

"I think I infected you," Naruto mumbled feeling guilty. He was the reason Sasuke was in so much pain. If only he had stayed in his apartment, rather than depending on the bastard to take care of him…

Sasuke dropped his head back, resting it on Naruto's shoulder. The blond whispered "it will be okay", and then started cleaning Sasuke with the bathroom towel.

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"'I can take care of myself, dope'," Naruto mimicked Sasuke dryly in anger. His little act sounded nothing like the raven, but he was too agitated to evaluate his performing skills.

He poured the liquid into a pot while mumbling, "Claims he can take care of himself, but doesn't mind asking me for anything. 'Naruto, the soup is too hot', 'Naruto, the soup is too cold', 'Naruto, massage my back', 'Naruto, move the TV'. Naruto Naruto Naruto Naruto, God damn Naruto, and the day he was born!"

"Naruto!" A voice called for the blond from far way.

Instantly, Naruto forgot all about his irritation, and ran to Sasuke. When he arrived, Sasuke was laying underneath a mountain of bed comforters.

"Get my mobile. I think I need to call the doctor," Sasuke spoke with a shaky voice. It was a rare scene for an Uchiha.

"It's just the flu. You will be fine in a couple of days."

"Dope, get the phone. I think it's not just the flu."

"But-"

"Don't argue!"

Naruto glared at him. He had never imagined that Sasuke, the mighty Uchiha, would be that demanding when sick. In fact, he used to believe that the bastard was immune to all diseases.

"You will be fine! You are like one of those people who have… Emm, what do they call it? Oh, hypochondria!"

"I have reason to believe that I have herpes, okay?" He snapped.

Naruto snickered. "Oh yeah, why is that?"

"Hn…"

"Is it because you slept with the elevator boy? Huh? Isn't it?"

"Whatever."

"Well, may be if you kept it in your pants, and-"

"Shut up! And get the fucken phone!"

Naruto shifted noticing the anxiety building up inside of Sasuke. He hated himself for being the cause of it. "Teme, relax. You don't have herpes, okay?"

"Herpes' diagnosis can only be made by a physical exam, idiot!"

"I know you don't have it, because as far as I know the guy didn't actually have herpes. And knowing how ana- obsessive you are, you probably use protection even when having phone sex!"

Sasuke's eyes shot wide open, "How-"

"I lied," Naruto chuckled as he rubbed the back of his head nervously.

"He didn't come today... and the woman…"

"I-I told him I didn't want him cleaning the room anymore."

The Uchiha adjusted his seating, suddenly feeling much better. He composed himself quickly, "And why is that?"

"I don't know… I guess I just don't like him."

"Why?"

"Stop asking me why!"

"You are the one who keeps avoiding my questions-" Sasuke's volume carried a threat of a possible outburst.

"I liked you more when you were hallucinating from fever!" Naruto interrupted him.

"Naru-"

"You were so much nicer then. 'Naruto, you are so cute!' 'Naruto, you smell so nice!" "Naruto, you are the sexiest man alive! "Naruto-"

"N-"

"-to, I love you!"

Then both froze suddenly staring at each other. Sasuke gulped. Did I really say that while hallucinating? It is not impossible… After all, I… or did he mean… he loves me…

Naruto giggled tensely trying to shift the mood, "You even tried to grab my ass."

"You liked me better then?" Sasuke raised one eyebrow. He liked it when I grabbed his ass?

The sapphire eyes opened wide. He just made things worse didn't he! "W-w-w-I- at least you weren't an ungrateful bastard back then! Do you want cough medicine?"

"Are you planning on drugging me or something?"

"Shut up! Just take it! You need your sleep!" I need you to sleep!

"I won't take cough medicine because-"

"Fine! Don't take it! Let's play something until you drop asleep!" Naruto spat 'drop asleep' as if he wanted Sasuke to lose consciousness right there and then.

"Play?"

"Yeah, you know what games are?" Naruto asked sincerely.

"I know what games are!" Sasuke glared at him. "What kind of game?"

"I don't know. Truth or dare may be."

"Fine, I'll start." Sasuke wasn't the one for games, but he had nothing better to do at the moment. Not to mention 'truth or dare' would always uncover interesting secrets. "Truth or dare?"

"Hmm, truth."

"Why are you so poor?"

"Some people aren't born rich."

"I meant why-"

"One question every turn, Uchiha!"

"Fine! Truth."

"Who is your role model?"

"I don't need one."

"You are such a conceited bastard!" Naruto spat.

Sasuke glared, "Why are you an idiot?"

"Why are you a bastard?" Naruto retorted.

They paused for a second trying to control their anger. Naruto hissed, and then decided to elevate the tense mood.

"Your first kiss?" He asked.

Sasuke opened his mouth to point it wasn't Naruto's turn, but then decided against it. "When I was thirteen… with my babysitter. It was also my first time…"

"Puppy love. Cute- Wait! First time as in first time?"

"Yes."

"That's child molestation! That's rape!"

"It wasn't rape, idiot. I liked him."

"Well, it doesn't matter if you liked him or not! He shouldn't have had sex with a thirteen year old boy-"

"Whatever," The raven shrugged, and then garbled, "I didn't get to see him again anyway."

"The pervert ran off, didn't he-"

"My father fired him after he caught him under my brother, in my bed, in the same night."

"You have a brother?"

Sasuke frowned, and quickly changed the topic. "My turn; how about your first kiss?"

"Mine?" Naruto swallowed, "I-I-I was thirteen too… with my- my- teacher. Oh, yeah! She had a crush on me since I am Naruto Uzuma-"

Sasuke sighed wondering how a self-proclaimed writer couldn't even come up with a decent lie. "You never kissed anyone before, didn't you?"

The tanned face was covered in a tint of pink and said cutely, "I never found the right one… okay?"

The raven covered his smile with his hand, admiring the flustered state of the other. Involuntarily, he found himself leaning towards the blond, and planting a peck of the side of the plum lips.

"Y-y-you stole my first kiss!" Naruto pushed Sasuke away.

The raven landed on his back giggling, watching Naruto on top of him shout out "Give it back! Give it back!"

"You take it back!" Sasuke smirked.

Naruto's shouts halted. He gazed into the dim orbits of the man caught beneath him. He would have just been taking his first kiss back, right? Don't blame him… it made sense to him then.

He lowered his head slowly, gulping. He bit his lip feeling Sasuke's rim nearing. It felt anticipation to the meeting of flesh made the wait feel like a freakin life time…but when his plum lips locked with the raven's, he melted. Some would say that a shudder traveled through their body when they had their first kiss. But that's not how Naruto felt. He felt a tingle in his lips. He felt his heart stop. For just that one second, he felt Sasuke take in his essence. He wasn't a gooey person. He wasn't even romantic. Yet, that kiss… That kiss changed everything he knew before.

He backed away. He saw Sasuke's eyes open, and take in his features.

Did he feel the same way as I felt? Naruto wondered.

The silence roamed the room until Sasuke decided it was time to go to sleep. Each one of the pair crawled to his side of the bed, and under the warm sheets. Yet, they didn't sleep. How they could the sleep when-

Naruto felt a hand push him down on bed, and another turned around his face. Before he could raise his voice in surprise, his lips were joined with Sasuke's pink ones in a passionate kiss.

He cupped Sasuke's neck, and started playing with his dark locks. The raven fisted the golden locks in the dark, as he nibbled on the other's bottom lip. He sucked Naruto's rims, and teased them with his tongue. A chain of fervent kisses followed, Sasuke pushing his tongue in more with each one. Naruto flicked his wet muscle against the other's tormenting him. They shifted heads from side to side experimenting, and a minute later, Sasuke's muscle was discovering the insides of Naruto's hot orifice.

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Sometimes, you never see it coming.

Sasuke dwelled as the razor slid over his skin. He had always been too afraid of falling for someone. He never allowed himself to. But, now…

He sighed. Even now, he was terrified of commitment. He was terrified of investing his emotions and life into someone who could betray him in a matter of seconds.

His thoughts vanished however when Naruto entered the room. The blond crowded the space infront of the mirror, and started shaving too.

"I bet they miss me at the office!" Naruto smiled.

Sasuke gazed gaping at the other. When did I fall so bad…?

"I bet they do…Idiot."

Naruto pouted. Suddenly, Sasuke's face was covered in shaving cream.

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Sasuke tapped his feet nervously as he stared at Naruto and Sai from behind the blinds. The slut was showing his sunshine some papers. And from the blush that covered the tanned face, the sheets almost certainly had perverted content.

The raven frowned. No one was allowed to show his Naruto perverted material, except him. He was angry, but he knew he couldn't just raid Naruto's desk to stop what they were doing; Naruto would suspect that Sasuke was head over heels. That would give Naruto the upper hand in their relationship, and the Uchiha feared that prospect. Not to mention, he wasn't sure of what Sai was showing Naruto because of the angle in which he stood.

Sasuke looked around his office, and decided to move his chair next to the blinds. Getting on higher grounds would provide him with a better view of the contents of the sheets. He quickly started putting his plan into action.

He balanced himself on the chair caster, trying to avoid slipping and breaking his neck. When he felt safe enough to move, he tucked his fingers between two of the aluminum blind strips, and spread them wide open. He looked through, and noticed that Naruto's desk was empty.

Where did they go?

"Sasuke?"

The hairs on the back of Sasuke's neck stood erect. He looked down, and saw the blond looking questioningly back at him. Catching him sneaking peaks was so much worse than humbling himself by raiding Naruto's and Sai's meeting!

"Yes?"

"What are you doing? That's dangerous, you know!"

"I- I saw a spider," Sasuke gulped.

"Should I call maintenance?"

Sasuke heaved a sigh in relieve. He doesn't suspect a thing. "No. I think I got it."

"I will help you down." Naruto extended two tanned arms towards Sasuke, to give him leverage. Sasuke accepted the aid with no resistance.

"Naruto, I have some more drawings to show you!" Sai knocked on the door.

The blond smiled shyly at the raven, "I will go now…"

It was going to be a long day! Sasuke thought.

-----To Be Continued-----

Did you see half nude Sasuke in the last episode? Nose bleed!