AN: Chapter 7! I hope it sustains your inner cougar…

Disclaimer: No.

Random Worker POV

I couldn't believe the two arguing in front of me can call themselves sane. They had introduced themselves as Alice and Bella, but then started an argument over who lost their shared wallet. By the way, who shares a wallet?

"I didn't have it on me!" Bella screamed.

"Well I sure as heck wanted a sundae, so don't blame me!" Alice screeched back.

The two went on fighting like this for quite some time. I wanted to cover my ears and cry in frustration. Where was the asylum when you so desperately needed it!

"You know what," I suddenly said, "I'll give you both free sundaes if you just shut up!"

The pair of beyond beautiful freakazoids met eyes and nodded their heads in unison. Really, could it get any odder?

I quickly escaped to making their dumb sundaes while I heard them whispering back and forth. If only I had understood their words sooner, it might have saved me half my life expectancy.

Alice POV

"We should play with him. It'll be fun," I suggested, my eyes lighting up in excitement.

"I don't know," Bella responded uncertainly.

"Come on," I pestered. "It'll be totally awesome!"

"Fine," Bella agreed.

I laughed, and Bella smiled, thinking of how hilarious this would be.