Disclaimer: I disclaim any thought of owning Inuyasha.
Inuyasha was covering his mouth, hoping to muffle his laughter. 'Kagome's quite the character, that I'll admit.' he thought, bemused.
"Like hell I need surgery! How do I know that you aren't some freak who made up a damn diploma to get money out of people? I bet you don't even know what you are doing! FUSHI on you man!! Inuyasha get me out of here, his stupidity is starting to piss me off." Kagome turned her bright blue eyes to him.
"Mate…?"
Inuyasha was having a hard time not laughing before, but the way his demon blood sounded scared and worried made him tip over the edge.
"Sir, you cannot bring your wife home yet, we really need to perform this surgery. She desperately needs her ankle pinned." The blond doctor stared at Inuyasha with a serious look.
But Inuyasha only laughed harder.
"Wife!?" Kagome screeched. "You stupid monkey, I am not his wife, we are merely friends!" Her hair was a total mess, sticking every way.
"I am a human, not a monkey miss." The doctor stated, looking very frustrated.
Inuyasha only laughed harder than he already was, causing him to land on the floor.
"Sure…" Kagome's tone of voice was of total disbelief.
"Miss, this needs to be done…no questions asked." The doctor gave Kagome a look that said 'I ain't kiddng.'
"NOO!!!!" Kagome screeched, reaching over to Inuyasha, grabbing his shirt. "Quick," she whispered, "smuggle me out of here."
"No." he whispered back, his face loosing all happiness and becoming serious.
"Please?" Kagome whipped out her puppy-eyes, hoping it would work.
"Being an inu-hanyou, I could take that as an insult."
Kagome sat up and stared at him. 'Well,' she thought, 'you do learn something new every day…'
"Mate needs this done…agree buffoon…"
'Who you calling a buffoon?'
"When will we make the appointment, doctor?" Inuyasha looked at the lab coat cover freak.
"Now would be grand…"
Kagome huffed. He had better pamper her in the end….
"And Kagome, I'll take very good care of you!" Inuyasha turned around and winked at her. 'Flirt…' Kagome thought, glaring at his back as he left the room with the doctor.
Watching the two men discuss her date of death. Seeing Inuyasha's coat lying reclining on the guest chair next to her, she leaned over and dragged it to her bed. 'I wonder what he keeps in her….'
Inuyasha turned around to look at Kagome through the window, waiting for the doc to come back with the forms to sign for her sugary. His eyes widen as he watched her dig through his wallet, pulling out a Benjamin.
'Oooo.' Kagome giggled as she began to see what his driver license looked like. 'A mug shot!' Kagome snorted, showing it to Inuyasha through the window. She could see his astounded face watching her.
Inuyasha turned around and filled out the papers, and ran into the room that held the drugged woman.
"Kagome put that back where you found it." Inuyasha commanded of her. Kagome looked up at him, giggled loudly, and dropped everything on the floor. "Shit!" Inuyasha yelped, diving to catch it. He looked back up a Kagome when he heard her coo. "What?" he snapped.
"You have cute ears…" she informed him.
"Sure…"
The doctor walked in and looked at Inuyasha, then Kagome, then back at Inuyasha. He shook his head and stated, "You are free to go." Then he turned around a walked out.
"I think your pain killers have finally kicked in…"Inuyasha spoke to the giggling girl.
"Carry me!"
"Okay." And with that they walked out of the hospital.
6
Kagome sat on her couch, watching Inuyasha pour tea for them. "Cuddle me."
"Whatever you say…"
"Yea!" Kagome squealed, throwing herself at Inuyasha when he leaned back into the couch with her.
"Careful Kagome, you do have an injured ankle…"
"Mmm 'kay!"
"Kagome Higurashi, may I speak with you?" Inuyasha and Kagome looked up at the visitor. One had a hateful gaze, while the other one was kind of lopsided.
"Sesshomaru…" Inuyasha growled.
