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Chapter 3: Take 3

TAKE 1

*At the Docks*

Laurent: James...let's not play with our food.

James: ...I thought that only applied to broccoli...

TAKE 2

*trying on dresses in Port Angeles*

Jessica: Okay, Bella...what do you think about this one?

Bella: Ummm...

Jessica: be HONEST...

Bella: ...well...

Jessica: I KNOWW! It looks great doesn't it?

Bella: ...uhh...

Jessica: You're right, it does make my boobs look good!

Bella: ...err...

Jessica: THANKS BELLA! YOUR'E THE BEST!

TAKE 3

Edward: *apple rolls up his foot and he cups it and smiles* Bella.

Bella: ...freak, you name your apples? *walks away*

TAKE 4

Edward: and so the lion fell in love with the lamb

Bella: are you calling yourself a lamb?

Edward: No! I'm the lion and YOU'RE the lamb!

Bella: but I want to be the lion...rawr...

Edward: WILL YOU SHUT UP BITCH AND LET ME BE ROMANTIC?

TAKE 5

*In cafeteria*

Edward: This food is disgusting!

*Edward throws chicken behind his back*

Mike: OW! SON OF A BITCH THREW CHICKEN AT ME!

TAKE 6

Edward: I should go back there and rip those guy's heads off.

Bella: Uh, no, you shouldn't.

Edward: You don't know the vile...repulsive things they were thinking.

Bella: ...and you do?

Edward: ...yea. I happen to be a mind reading vampire. Duh.

Bella: ...stupid mind-reading jackass...

TAKE 7

*In forest*

*bird flies and hits Bella in the head, she passes out*

Edward: I'M A TERRIBLE PERSON! IT'S ALL MY FAULT! I'M A DANGER TO HER!...I'M RUNNING AWAY!

*Edward runs away North America*

TAKE 8

*Bella walks into Biology on first day*

Mr. Banner: Oh, Ms. Swan...

*Edward starts coughing*

Mr. Banner: Why don't you take that seat over there, by Mr. Cullen?

Edward: CAN'T...BREATH!

*Edward falls to the ground choking*

TAKE 9

-In Edward's bedroom-

*Bella turns on stereo*

"HE LOST HIS SOUL TO A WOMEN SO HEARTLESS...HOW COULD YOU BE SO HEARTLESS! OH...HOW COULD YOU BE SO HEARTLESS!"

Edward: ALICE!

TAKE 10

-Playing Baseball-

*Baseball flies through the air, Emmett jumps up tree*

Rosalie: My monk—

*Emmett falls out of tree*

Emmett: FUCK! WHO PUT THAT BRANCH THERE!

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