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Chapter 3: Take 3
TAKE 1
*At the Docks*
Laurent: James...let's not play with our food.
James: ...I thought that only applied to broccoli...
TAKE 2
*trying on dresses in Port Angeles*
Jessica: Okay, Bella...what do you think about this one?
Bella: Ummm...
Jessica: be HONEST...
Bella: ...well...
Jessica: I KNOWW! It looks great doesn't it?
Bella: ...uhh...
Jessica: You're right, it does make my boobs look good!
Bella: ...err...
Jessica: THANKS BELLA! YOUR'E THE BEST!
TAKE 3
Edward: *apple rolls up his foot and he cups it and smiles* Bella.
Bella: ...freak, you name your apples? *walks away*
TAKE 4
Edward: and so the lion fell in love with the lamb
Bella: are you calling yourself a lamb?
Edward: No! I'm the lion and YOU'RE the lamb!
Bella: but I want to be the lion...rawr...
Edward: WILL YOU SHUT UP BITCH AND LET ME BE ROMANTIC?
TAKE 5
*In cafeteria*
Edward: This food is disgusting!
*Edward throws chicken behind his back*
Mike: OW! SON OF A BITCH THREW CHICKEN AT ME!
TAKE 6
Edward: I should go back there and rip those guy's heads off.
Bella: Uh, no, you shouldn't.
Edward: You don't know the vile...repulsive things they were thinking.
Bella: ...and you do?
Edward: ...yea. I happen to be a mind reading vampire. Duh.
Bella: ...stupid mind-reading jackass...
TAKE 7
*In forest*
*bird flies and hits Bella in the head, she passes out*
Edward: I'M A TERRIBLE PERSON! IT'S ALL MY FAULT! I'M A DANGER TO HER!...I'M RUNNING AWAY!
*Edward runs away North America*
TAKE 8
*Bella walks into Biology on first day*
Mr. Banner: Oh, Ms. Swan...
*Edward starts coughing*
Mr. Banner: Why don't you take that seat over there, by Mr. Cullen?
Edward: CAN'T...BREATH!
*Edward falls to the ground choking*
TAKE 9
-In Edward's bedroom-
*Bella turns on stereo*
"HE LOST HIS SOUL TO A WOMEN SO HEARTLESS...HOW COULD YOU BE SO HEARTLESS! OH...HOW COULD YOU BE SO HEARTLESS!"
Edward: ALICE!
TAKE 10
-Playing Baseball-
*Baseball flies through the air, Emmett jumps up tree*
Rosalie: My monk—
*Emmett falls out of tree*
Emmett: FUCK! WHO PUT THAT BRANCH THERE!
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