Finn is walking around the Land of Ooo and he sees Lady Rainicorn crying alone in the middle of nowhere.
He goes up to here and asks "Are you okay, Lady?"
Lady, still sobbing, replies "Haven't you heard? J-J-Jake is dead" she starts bawling again
Finn says to her "Uh, no he's not? He came home last night and he seemed pretty bummed about something."
"Mr. Cupcake was making out with me and Jake was just walking by then and he thought I cheated. Now he broke up with me." she continues crying.
Finn replies "Hey, come over to our place to talk. I'm sure Jake will understand."
"Are you sure?" Lady asks.
Finn says to her "Yeah, I'm sure."
They walk back to Finn and Jake's place...
Finn walks into their house and yells "Jake! Lady's here and she want's to work things out with y'all!"
Jake walks down the stairs and angrily says to him "Tell her to get out. I don't wanna see that cheating little brat ever again."
Little did he know that the door was peeked open and Lady heard his harsh words
Finn replies to Jake "Geez, bro you didn't have to be so harsh."
Finn walks out the door and sees Lady running off crying.
Finn yells to Lady "Wait! Don't go!"
Once he catches up with her, Lady says "What's the point? He never wants to see me again." She starts walking away again.
Finn replies "Lady, don't take it like that. I'm sure he was just angry. Just watch, he'll be coming back any minute to accept your appology.
30 minutes later...
Lady starts crying again "Just face it. He hates me."
Finn hugs her "It'll be alright. You still have me."
Lady replies "I can't do this. I don't wanna screw up your friendship."
Finn looks her in the eyes and says "Lady, we're brothers. This won't affect us. Besides, does he honestly have to know?"
Lady sighs and replies "Well if your so sure then let's go out on a date."
They go off for a date in the Candy Kingdom.
They are making out when suddenly Princess Bubblegum walks by in shock "Lady? Finn? You guys are dating?! What the stuff?!"
"Jake had a misunderstanding and dumped Lady, now we're going out P-Bubs. It's all good." Finn says to her.
Princess Bubblegum replies "Uhh, things are really strange lately, I'm gonna go up in the castle to try and figure this out. Bye guys."
Finn says to himself "What's so wrong with a boy chilling with his new girlfriend?"
Lady Rainicorn replies "They just don't get us, Finn."
"Yeah they're just a bunch of poo brains." Finn says, remembering the time Ice King was stalking Jake and himself.
They start to make out, with breaks in between to tell each other that they love each other.
Jake comes into the Candy Kingdom to do some errands and he walks past the kissing couple..
As he passes them he says "Hey look, my two best pals kissing it up.." He skips along on his way.
"WAIT WHAT? MY TWO BEST PALS KISSING IT UP?!" The magical dog yells when he notices what has just occured
Finn and Lady become startled by his yelling and instantly stop kissing.
Finn nervous says to his adoptive brother/best friend "Listen bro, it's not what it looks like!"
Jake angrily replies "Yeah right! I know a makeout session when I see one!"
Finn sighs when he realizes he can't get out of this one "Alright Jake, you've caught me. Lady and I" He gulps in fear "We're boyfriend.. and girlfriend. Please don't hurt me!"
Jake screams "DUDE! WHAT THE HECK?! WHY ARE YOU DATING LADY?"
"S-S-She was lonely ever since you dumped her so I asked her out." Finn replies nervously.
Jake says to him as calm as he possibly can "Finn, go home and GET ALL YOUR STUFF OUT OF IT, YOU'RE KICKED OUT!"
Finn yells "Dude! I'll have no place to live!"
Jake replies "Well, you should've thought of that before you kissed my ex!"
Finn says to him "Ugh, fine I'll get all my stuff."
Finn goes to his house and grabs his stuff and goes to live in the woods
And about Finn understanding Lady Rainicorn... I really don't know how I didn't think of this. How about they found the translator again offscreen and that's how she's understood? I'm sorry for this confusion..
