A/N Hey so warning drunk!Lucy likes to cuss. Imma try to make it lower level cuss words but her and Natsu are those really loud cussing drunks that you just want to avoid at most times. Also I've never been drunk at a party so this may be off but idc. I don't own Fairy Tail. Thanks for reading.

Juvia wasn't sure what she was drinking but she did know it wasn't water. Earlier that night, Fairy Tail had invited the guild's over for a party and somehow each guild managed to spike every drink. Needless to say, Juvia wasn't feeling too good. Nor was anyone other than Mira. The sneaky matchmaker had managed to avoid all the drinks, and being a bartender was a blessing. The guild hall was in havoc and the guilds that came: Quatro Cerberus, Blue Pegasus, Sabertooth, and Mermaid Heel were al having a wicked time.

"Juvia doesn't understand why no one likes her!" Juvia wailed to a half listening Lucy that downed another two shots of an unknown alcohol.

"Get your head out of your arse Juvia. Lyon is head over heels in love with you and Gray is just in total denial. You got two hot mages after you. Pick one." Lucy slurred her words together before turning to Natsu. "Godammit you bastard! Don't break -hiccup- anything else, we -hiccup- can't afford it." Lucy stumbled over to the fire-whiskey drunk Natsu.

"Well sh*t Lucy I'm sorry my living irritates you. Should I go die?" Natsu probably meant for the words to be sarcastic but it sounded like he was seriously asking.

"Shut up and kiss me you drunken f**k." Lucy demanded so Natsu responded eagerly. Juvia watched the two love birds from her table. Her gaze then flickered to a dancing Gray on top of a table. He was wearing nothing but his underwear and Juvia couldn't stop the drool.

"Gray-sama. Juvia should talk to him." Juvia thought aloud before walking over to the ice mage table dancing.

"Hi Juvia! Isn't dancing fun?" Gray was laughing and giggling as he picked up the shocked water mage. "You look cute today." Gray complimented as he set Juvia down on top of the table next to him. He continued his dancing and from close up Juvia could see the alcohol that shined against his pale skin.

"Gray-sama! Juvia was wondering if we could go out." Juvia shouted over the ruckus caused by wild mages.

"Yeah." Gray giggled and the two danced the night away.

(Around the time Juvia's part started)

The only thing that kept Yukino from taking another shot was watching her friend Lucy down alcohol. Just like Juvia, Yukino had been at a table by herself after the members of her guild decided to start a fight with the Fairy Tail boys. She was lucky she got out of the dance floor madness. The Trimen were dancing with anyone who came within arms-length and Mermaid Heel was injuring quite a few people because of it. Yukino was content with watching from the sidelines. At any time during the event her eyes were glued to the one and only White Dragon Slayer. He had been "fighting" (Yukino used the word fighting very loosely, more like they swung their arms in what could be considered the general direction of each other and grunted) Natsu before Lucy pulled away the pink haired mage, leaving a wasted Sting to stumble around the guild in a confused haze.

"Yukino!" Sting moaned loudly as he tripped into the celestial mage that blushed at the close proximity.

"Yes Master Sting?" Yukino stuttered, flustered. He was awfully close and with all the vodka in her system, Yukino wasn't sure if she could control herself.

"Don't call me that! Too formal. Call me Sting." Sting managed a lop-sided grin as his head lolled forward.

"Let's find you a place to lie down." Yukino murmured soothingly as she dragged the muscled Slayer across the room into a quiet corner. Not a five star hotel but it'll have to do. Gently resting him down to the ground, Yukino turned to leave but was caught by a strong hand. Even when he was hammered, Sting managed to hold Yukino in place.

"Stay with me." Sting whined childishly. She relented and snuggled up next to Sting. Hey it was cold, he was warm, and they were both drunk. Once she was sure Sting was asleep, Yukino smiled to herself.

"I love you. Maybe one day I'll work up the courage to say it when you're conscious." Yukino kissed Sting on the forehead and fell asleep. Little did she know, Sting had woken up at her voice and heard the confession. He blinked a few times before shaking it off and closing his eyes once more.

A/N It's longer than normal! It is late though and I'm sorry but we got to see Happy Drunk!Gray which makes it all worth it. Can you guess the next event? Gruvia and Stino aren't over yet but if you remember I said I was going to do the girls then the boys. Thanks for reading and following